Farewell Big Kev. #LFC

Viva Espana! #WC2026

Real peoples ceremony this eh? #WC2026

This is mental. #FRAvENG

Been in Japan. It was epic. Am back home. It is not.

We’re currently travelling around a bit and two things have become clear to me. Maps apps are not fit for purpose and weather apps are shite. That is all.

I always loved him in a wee film called The Dish.

Aw, Sam Neill for fuck sake. RIP.

Oof. Some miss that. #WC2026

Ludicrous decision. Pickford shithousery. #WC2026

Liz Truss emerges.

Just walked past my local farm, the farmer, standing as usual by his entrance gate, but smiling for once 'Looking forward to dying so that I can pass this to to my kids tax free' he said We high-fived the end of two-tier justice and agreed we'll probably never know the truth about those rent boys

Hmm.

That’s a great goal. #WC2026

Oh Scotland. #WC2026

Strewth. #WC2026

My coffee tastes like pizza, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

ITV panel getting blown all over the place. Hilarious. Set sounds like it’s going to fly into the Hudson. #WC2026

Well. Heading away next week so I think I’ll leave it there. Whether or not I’m able to communicate in another language is up for debate.

Fair play, that’s a good win. #WC2026

Superb goal too. #WC2026

Legitimately great game this. #WC2026

Lovely. #WC2026

Surprised to see Croatia deploying The Fly already. How long will England wait before retaliating with The Spider?

And that’s a great header. #WC2026

Wow! That’s a hit and a half. #WC2026

Before every tournament I think I’d like England to do well. Then the coverage starts, the pundits start, the VT starts, the bias starts. Then I think fuck ‘em, hope they get hammered. #WC2026

Hmmm. You’d think no one had ever taken a penalty in the entire history of the game. #WC2026

Brought to you by Sam Matterfuckface and Lee Dickhead. #WC2026

I dunno. Don’t think that’s a pen. #WC2026

Blimey. #WC2026

Fantastic! #WC2026

Great game that. Japan look great, the Dutch look…dull. #WC2026

Blimey! #WC2026

woah. what a strike! #WC2026

YEO! #WC2026

Happy for Virg. Sad for Japan. #WC2026

Seeing Virgil Van Dijk, Ryan Gravenberch and Cody Gakpo play together in a slow, ponderous team that keeps moving the ball sideways in an increasingly futile attempt to break down a low block is giving me terrible flashbacks.

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Vamos! Nippon! #WC2026 #NEDJPN

Wirtz is like a different player. #LFC

liquid football. #BRAMOR

Woah! Some finish. #FIFAWC2026

Superb #Taskmaster once again and a well deserved winner!

Ref looks like he’s been assimilated by the Borg. #FIFAWC2026

youtube.com/watch?v=RyCo... Brian Wilson. 1 year gone.

Man, Starfield is dull as feck. #PS5