Adam Friedland:

The clues… yep, it’s clue time.

Congratulations to Chelsea on winning the FIFA Club World Cup

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“Adam, shut the fuck up.”

Nick: (as Gene Hackman) Goddamn it, my tits are too big… Listen to me, I’m a fuckin’ baby. Stop kissing my big fuckin’ baby tits!

Nick: (about BetDSI) It’s a German company and a lot of people think that’s the reason that they have explicit antisemitic… Stav: Move on to talk about the ad. Start talking about the copy, please.

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Favorite Cum Town bit?

Goodnight, sweet prince. youtu.be/jcG8RO0Tu9s?...

Stav: Me and Eldis baked a whole tray of cookies at 1am last night. You know what I did? I spread nut butter on one side of each cookie like an Oreo. Dasha: I’ve told you that you can chew the food and spit it out. Stav: That’s not gonna work for me, Dasha.

Nick: We gotta figure out how to get Peter Thiel money…. the last six months of this show, we will push any message you want on some of the most unstable people in the country. We have an audience of half a million listeners a fucking episode.

You guys ever heard this shit? youtu.be/PMXg_KAe5yc?...

Nick: You think Patton Oswalt’s penis looks like him?

Nick: I remember as a kid, often non-whites would spell my name “Nike”.

2025 Predictions

Nick: You’re fat as shit. Stav: I’m straight, actually.

Adam: I read my 7th grade yearbook when I was back home recently and every message was “Hey Jew, good luck being Tom Green.”

Dan Soder: That’s always funny when you find out that movies are funded by other countries. Nick: Like Israel. Like every movie.

Adam Friedland is the Joe Rogan of the center-left.

Nick: I don’t think I could kill a CEO. The fantasies that I have in my head is that they come to a party and I’m like “You’re not welcome here.”

He got my ass

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Detective Mullen: (writing in his notepad) Case 001, it’s the longest case I’ve ever been running: First degree lying, deadass, bitch. Suspect: Adam Dean Friedland. Race: Girl. Adam: No. Detective Mullen: Height: Zero foot, one inch. Adam: That’s not true.

“Permission to sike, your honor.”

Mike Recine: Did you have sex recently? Adam: Yes. Mike: Nice. Nick: Did you wipe after?

Adam: Hanukkah was terrible, ‘cause my parents weren’t from America, so basically they made Hanukkah into presents. Nick: “I had the hardest time…” Adam: No, I’m not saying… I’m talking about my struggle. Nick: “Everyone had a nice Hanukkah but my parents were poor immigrants.”

Stav: As a white ethnic immigrant, people kind of don’t even consider us immigrants. Nick: Yeah, you’re a blimp-a-grant.

Stav: Kissinger fucks? Adam: Yeah, Kissinger fucked. Stav: That’s so annoying. Nick: Everybody in power fucks.

Top 0.1% Listeners… again.

Adrienne Iapalucci: Well, I want to invest in your show but I want to make some changes. Nick: What do you want to change? Adrienne: I want you guys to look like you care.

(Stav farts into the mic) Nick: He does that every episode where he farts at the fucking mic. Adam: The fart gets trapped in the wind guard.

Nick: I walked by Sotheby’s six months ago and they were auctioning off the actual wardrobes from Game Of Thrones. And I said “Should I go in here and shoot anybody that comes in here and places a bid? Should I kill anyone participating in this auction? I think I should. I think somebody should.”

Mike Recine: (on “Hamilton”) If you can remove yourself from how corny it is… Nick: I can’t.

Mike Recine: My kid got his purple belt in karate. Adam: Gay.

Hajime hasn't seen it yet. I'll eat it first

Adam: It’s funny when you’re gambling or playing fantasy sports and a guy gets injured, you’re like “Fuck you, you pussy!” People act that way about sports. Not me, I’m mature, and these are human beings.

Nick: When guys under 5’8” aren’t doing well, that’s when you get guys like Hitler, Putin, MLK… Adam: How tall was MLK? Nick: He’s 5’7”. Adam: Noooo. Nick: Look it up. Adam: Don’t say that about him. Nick: Look it up, dude.

Nick: A lot of people say that Elvis stole from black culture but really I think that Elvis appropriated women culture because he was beautiful but then he got fat as shit and everyone hated him then he died... He stole that from women.

Nick: I would love to pay a guy to go up to women and just say schizophrenic pickup lines. “Damn, girl! Did you know that they call my penis Nintendo Power because it’s got Tips & Tricks.”