Are people arguing about burrito apps again or some shit?

"Forget it, Jake. It's Salò."

We got some seltzer that claims to be raspberry nectarine and the fact that they're not pushing it as rainbow sherbert is one of the greatest marketing mistakes of the 21st century

Just saw Straight Ahead in 2026

The disappointment of remembering that you already finished your coffee. My morning has been ruined.

This is a very stupid baseball game

Bayou Basil Hates Led Zeppelin

I think that you should have to pay a monthly fee to have a car alarm. In a perfect world this money would go directly to me but I'd be willing to compromise and have it pay for new bike infrastructure or road maintenance whatever.

lmao

Imagine sitting outside in this weather just to watch the Yankees forget how to hit

trust me when i tell you this one delivers and you need to watch it

In this house we Brian Bruney

Got home from two consecutive Baltimore hardcore shows at 7:15 in the morning with the last leg of the trip home being on Metro North like I'm not an out of shape 45 year old man and I wouldn't have it any other fucking way.

Just woke up in Baltimore, life's alright

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

I wanna headbutt 'stache man on the right into the ground like a fucking fence post

Google Photos just threw this at me and I miss being a two cat household very very much

I prefer to maintain a pretty impermeable boundary between things I eat and things that I place on my head but you guys have fun

I will be at hardcore shows in Baltimore City, Maryland tomorrow and Saturday which will heal me of all my maladies both mental and physical

You know what man I'm gonna say give the kid a pass on this one, his father looks really fucking annoying

I think it's great that this app has welcomed me back with a tremendous amount of piss content

Mostly we're going to learn that the so called "moon" is just a hologram

they're gonna see the moon's butt

Just finished chicken over rice as my return to solid food so I am gonna take credit for that dinger

fyi I can say water crackers because I have Irish and Sicilian heritage

The smell of one of my neighbors BBQing invaded my apartment like five minutes before Mister Softee drove down the block and that is completely unfair when I've been living off of Gatorade, water crackers and apple sauce since Sunday.

How did I wind up on Quiet Posters?

Was just thinking about how I miss Sterling's "ALL the WAY to THE WALL!" on this kinda hit but also Stanton rules

Spent all day shitting and puking but I just reached the point where my body will not only allow me to drink Gatorade but is actively screaming for it and I don't think anything has ever tasted this good

This is Don Peace

This is just how they let us know that Rudy Giuliani has come out of hibernation

Was MLB actively trying to put together the most uninteresting matchups possible to open the season? I hope everyone's psyched for the storied Tigers/Padres rivalry or whatever.

I thought Logan Webb was supposed to be good?

This is art

That was an annoying finish but either America loses the final scenario would be very funny so I'm fine with it

Somebody drove into a Buffalo Wild Wings kinda close to me today and that place fucking deserved it

Yo we got all sorts of shit to communicate with each other these days and absolutely fucking nobody was like "let me call Mike or maybe send a pigeon with a lil note to let him know that dalek and fucking Charles "yes that Charles Hayward" Hayward dropped a record together a couple of weeks ago???

Potentially the Last Commercial Flight in American History could also be a very annoying band

Big takeaway here is that I get to continue referring to Mattingly as Donnie No Rings but also fuck the Dodgers tbh

Baseball is a very dumb sport!

I think that this game should go 36 innings

If this makes it to the sixteenth all of the players should be forced to finish the game with diarrhea

Nodded off at my desk and woke up to "and we'll go to the bottom of the fifteenth" because baseball is a sport for assholes (complimentary)

That "HBP" will be even funnier if these motherfuckers don't score

I think that this game should go 145 innings

Eating pizza while I listen to an elimination game in extras that I don't care about the outcome of is pretty great

My wife's response to the Charlie Morton thing was "is he younger than you?" so it seems like a good time to start researching divorce attorneys

Same thing I just said about the Rays but for Hakeem Jeffries

Contract and summarily execute the Rays

What if Stanton is also the MVP though