mike
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I think that the chocolate chips in mint chocolate chip ice cream should be replaced with some sort of chocolate swirl business
over 1 year ago
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Are people arguing about burrito apps again or some shit?
12 days ago
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"Forget it, Jake. It's SalΓ²."
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26 days ago
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We got some seltzer that claims to be raspberry nectarine and the fact that they're not pushing it as rainbow sherbert is one of the greatest marketing mistakes of the 21st century
about 1 month ago
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Just saw Straight Ahead in 2026
about 1 month ago
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The disappointment of remembering that you already finished your coffee. My morning has been ruined.
about 1 month ago
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This is a very stupid baseball game
about 2 months ago
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Bayou Basil Hates Led Zeppelin
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about 2 months ago
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I think that you should have to pay a monthly fee to have a car alarm. In a perfect world this money would go directly to me but I'd be willing to compromise and have it pay for new bike infrastructure or road maintenance whatever.
about 2 months ago
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lmao
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about 2 months ago
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Imagine sitting outside in this weather just to watch the Yankees forget how to hit
about 2 months ago
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assbutt
about 2 months ago
trust me when i tell you this one delivers and you need to watch it
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In this house we Brian Bruney
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about 2 months ago
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Got home from two consecutive Baltimore hardcore shows at 7:15 in the morning with the last leg of the trip home being on Metro North like I'm not an out of shape 45 year old man and I wouldn't have it any other fucking way.
about 2 months ago
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Just woke up in Baltimore, life's alright
about 2 months ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
2 months ago
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
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I wanna headbutt 'stache man on the right into the ground like a fucking fence post
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2 months ago
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Google Photos just threw this at me and I miss being a two cat household very very much
2 months ago
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I prefer to maintain a pretty impermeable boundary between things I eat and things that I place on my head but you guys have fun
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2 months ago
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I will be at hardcore shows in Baltimore City, Maryland tomorrow and Saturday which will heal me of all my maladies both mental and physical
2 months ago
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You know what man I'm gonna say give the kid a pass on this one, his father looks really fucking annoying
2 months ago
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I think it's great that this app has welcomed me back with a tremendous amount of piss content
2 months ago
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Mostly we're going to learn that the so called "moon" is just a hologram
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2 months ago
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lindsey adler
2 months ago
they're gonna see the moon's butt
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Just finished chicken over rice as my return to solid food so I am gonna take credit for that dinger
2 months ago
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fyi I can say water crackers because I have Irish and Sicilian heritage
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2 months ago
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The smell of one of my neighbors BBQing invaded my apartment like five minutes before Mister Softee drove down the block and that is completely unfair when I've been living off of Gatorade, water crackers and apple sauce since Sunday.
2 months ago
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How did I wind up on Quiet Posters?
2 months ago
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Was just thinking about how I miss Sterling's "ALL the WAY to THE WALL!" on this kinda hit but also Stanton rules
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2 months ago
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Spent all day shitting and puking but I just reached the point where my body will not only allow me to drink Gatorade but is actively screaming for it and I don't think anything has ever tasted this good
2 months ago
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This is Don Peace
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2 months ago
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This is just how they let us know that Rudy Giuliani has come out of hibernation
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2 months ago
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Was MLB actively trying to put together the most uninteresting matchups possible to open the season? I hope everyone's psyched for the storied Tigers/Padres rivalry or whatever.
2 months ago
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I thought Logan Webb was supposed to be good?
2 months ago
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This is art
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2 months ago
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That was an annoying finish but either America loses the final scenario would be very funny so I'm fine with it
3 months ago
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Somebody drove into a Buffalo Wild Wings kinda close to me today and that place fucking deserved it
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3 months ago
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Yo we got all sorts of shit to communicate with each other these days and absolutely fucking nobody was like "let me call Mike or maybe send a pigeon with a lil note to let him know that dalek and fucking Charles "yes that Charles Hayward" Hayward dropped a record together a couple of weeks ago???
6 months ago
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Potentially the Last Commercial Flight in American History could also be a very annoying band
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7 months ago
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Big takeaway here is that I get to continue referring to Mattingly as Donnie No Rings but also fuck the Dodgers tbh
7 months ago
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Baseball is a very dumb sport!
7 months ago
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I think that this game should go 36 innings
7 months ago
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If this makes it to the sixteenth all of the players should be forced to finish the game with diarrhea
8 months ago
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Nodded off at my desk and woke up to "and we'll go to the bottom of the fifteenth" because baseball is a sport for assholes (complimentary)
8 months ago
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That "HBP" will be even funnier if these motherfuckers don't score
8 months ago
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I think that this game should go 145 innings
8 months ago
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Eating pizza while I listen to an elimination game in extras that I don't care about the outcome of is pretty great
8 months ago
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My wife's response to the Charlie Morton thing was "is he younger than you?" so it seems like a good time to start researching divorce attorneys
8 months ago
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Same thing I just said about the Rays but for Hakeem Jeffries
8 months ago
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Contract and summarily execute the Rays
8 months ago
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What if Stanton is also the MVP though
8 months ago
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