I’m waiting for next week’s Amazing Race” Jas and Jag will return to the US in first place, just to rounded up by ICE.

Howdy!

I’m amazed that the government shut-down continues even though the Senate Republicans have tried everything they can think of to get the support of more Democrats. I mean, short of actually trying to negotiate with them, of course.

I’m not so sure that the Trump Halloween party was Great Gatsby themed. More like New Years 1921 at the Overlook Hotel.

What year is the President’s new Epstein Ballroom supposed to be finished?

In a Norwegian newspaper they have a picture of Trump with the headline “Han er en drittsekk” which translates to “He is an asshole”

I guess Trump has brought down food prices. My wife bought some crickets for her gecko and they were 2 cents cheaper.

In a clerical mix-up, Trump agrees to send 40 billion dollars to George Santos.

Trump orders Attorney General Pam Bondi to indict the Nobel Peace Prize selection committee.

OMG, I was so tempted to take a secret picture of a guy in the grocery store. He was wearing black parts and a knit shirt that zipped up. He looked like he would say: “This is the part of Sprockets where we shop!”

In the split between MSNBC and NBC, who gets custody of Willie Geist?

Peak greyhound sleeping position!

Trump pointing at everyone: “You get a bogus mortgage fraud accusation! And YOU get a bogus mortgage fraud accusation!”

I was mistaken when I thought my doctor had prescribed “Super Proton Energy Pills” for me. But turns out it was just for stomach acid.

The ICE agents hopping out of a rental truck, aren’t surprising. That’s the same way they used to travel when they were in the Proud Boys.

Our daughter, son-in-law, and granddaughter were flying on United Airlines this evening and there plane landed in Denver and they’ve been on the tarmac for 1-1/2 hours so far.

I fell asleep this afternoon and woke with a thought that I should take the dog outside. Only we don’t have a dog.

I just went to the grocery store and I was pleased to find out that our President has reduced grocery prices by 1000%! I got my food and they gave $1200 back! 🙄

I can’t wait for Attorney-General Pam Bondi to announce her new investigation of the Whitewater land deal!

🤣

Now that the geniuses of the right wing are addressing the important problem of chemtrails, I look forward to NASA revealing that the Earth is flat and we never went to the moon.

I have said it before and I will say it again, they *would not fight.* Matilda would’ve realized that Eleven was somebody who had suffered, and would have empathy for her. And Eleven would quickly realize Matilda was not a threat. Then, they would enjoy some pancakes and waffles together.

I had to locate JD Vance’s Bluesky account, so I could block him.

Now what are the MAGAs,who bought Teslas because Elon supported Trump, going to do with them

Now Trump needs to threaten to nationalize Elon’s companies for national security reasons.

Say goodbye to our old neighborhood Sears store.

They announce: “We have a new Pope, and he’s an American!” As Dr. Manhattan steps out on to the balcony.

Almost Pope time. I’m still thinking it might be Joe Biden.

Gol dang it, tonight is the Met Gala? I best be getting dressed!

Trump proposes reopening Shawshank Penitentiary.

Happy Star War Day

We need Cordelia Cupp and Holly Gibney working on a murder case together. Maybe they can call in Benoit Blanc, too.

Our granddaughter likes to type random letters in the phone and sometimes autocorrect will make actual words. The other day autocorrect made her text say :”Nighty biscuits”. Since then at night we text each other “nighty biscuits!”

This is an opportunity for Trump to get the first MAGA Pope installed.

Soon, our leader will have so many tariffs on so many countries, that we will all become wealthy!

Elon Musk may end-up like Nikola Tesla, poor, in a NewYork Apartment with his pet pigeons.

Historians will marvel how Fascism came to America to "fight Antisemitism"

Someone should look into how George Soros is paying to have SpaceX’s space craft explode.

I’m trying to comprehend how the US/ Ukraine deal for Ukraine to give us minerals would convince the Russians to quit fighting.

The Trump administration says that they don’t care for diversity, but now the FBI is being run by an Indian/American and whatever kind of human hybrid that Bingino is.

If you really wanted a Philosopher King, America, he was RIGHT THERE.

Elon Musk will probably claim that he was the inventor of the US government!

They’re going to stop production of pennies. You can send them to the White House and get one $TRUMP coin for each one.

President Trump promises to release the giant fire faucet to counter the California rains.

The economy must be bad if Elon Musk can’t afford child care. He has to bring his son everywhere.

I’m guessing that the great DOGE work will not include looking at SpaceX contracts with the government.

The only people happy about Elon Musk meddling in the government are probably the folks at his businesses. They are getting things done now.

I can’t wait to go shopping and stop to gas-up my car. I bet the gasoline is $1.00 a gallon and groceries are cheap again!

At least in my world, yesterday was a day of the Cleveland Cavaliers winning a game and Ohio State winning the National Championship.

“Thanks Judge for the permission to commit crimes”