You all look so tiny from here

Leather waist cincher by @emmaalamo.com Music by Ouija Macc obvi Body by pegging

“Not now, kitten,” I say frantically. One kitten is swinging from the curtains. One is eating a sponge. Another has ripped a key cover off my keyboard and is going for more. I’ve adopted 3 kittens

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It’s not fair that I’m this lovely and sweet and yet I’m CRABBY. Feel free to send me money to cheer me up. Venmo: @ / PayMissEee Cashapp: $ / PayEee And I have throne wishlist: jointhrone.com/u/missepiphany

Use my website to book sessions, find out more about me, assuage your curiosity, and even read my blog. You’ll notice that I helpfully put my website name on all of my pics these days! It’s also in my link in bio, just like all the other sites I use.

If you craft your ethics around what is “legal” then I need you to grow up. There is still legal slavery in the USA. Many people in our government are committing acts against children that are not only heinous but also illegal and not facing repercussions.

Vegan leather is just plastic. Yes, even the kind made “with” mushrooms. And most of it degrades and falls apart very quickly, because, again, it is plastic.

Nothing like the ol bend and snap. Should my snap be snappier? Should I watch Legally Blonde again?

Jack loves taking videos with me!

This is Jack. He loves it when I bind him to the cross, write on him, and kick his nuts with my high stiletto heels. Or at least he loves it enough that he keeps letting me do it to him!

The view is good where I’m at.

Paw Slut Research! I was curious what all the silicone paws I have would look like under socks 🐾👣 - 1-2: @furrjoi.com 3: @g-pawz.com 4: @bsky.smitizen.com

The IRS broke the law 42,695 times for to help the DHS. So what happens now? Will there be repercussions, and for whom? Because Minnesota is still reeling from the occupation, the detainments, the terror. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Online surveillance is BAD. And yes, age verification laws are surveillance!!

Are silky shiny pantyhose your weakness? That’s why they’re my strength. Wolfords? Suntan or black? Sheer or opaque? Layered with thigh highs or even another pair over the top? I love them all.

I wouldn’t suggest going to the urgent care just to find MILFs, but I will say there are lots here

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

When you buy into the idea that "porn is evil" then anything deemed porn becomes evil. We are so afraid of sex in this country that it is effectively a tool to control the masses. This is (part of) why sex education is so important. Sex should not be some kind of boogeyman.

I'm all too aware of the folks who follow me and still clutch on to the sex shame that society forced upon them. If you're reading this, it is your sign to let that shit go. Porn and sex are not shameful and they aren't your enemy. Fascism is. And it wants you to feel ashamed. Don't give in.

I've had people at conventions tell me I'm "one of the good ones" and sometimes I would visibly react and it would confuse those people. That is because, under Fascism, there are no "good ones". There is no acceptable trans person or pornographer. In their eyes, I am a "criminal".

I’ve always dreamed of being a patron of the arts. It may seem strange to some how I got here, but you could say… I did it on purpose. Still so grateful I could purchase this incredible painting from @rubensteinstudio.bsky.social

I am a CITY GIRL now and I can do CITY THINGS like go out after 8pm

I am a CITY GIRL now and I can do CITY THINGS like go out after 8pm

Feeling like SpongeBob the way my boots are squeaking

The view is good where I’m at.

NF phone lines are on! Call or text me there ☎️ www.niteflirt.com/Miss%20Epiph...

me when a cowboy makes a spurious claim

Biden admin decided to announce that the pandemic was over because they thought it would be a popular political move, not because the many kinds of harm that COVID can cause have changed. If anything, we learn more and more about the complex organ damage and long term effects.

However in very good news these three kitties are now part of my life

I just found out another of my friends has recently passed away. Please grant me patience

As far as I can tell, Soulja Boy isn’t in the Epstein files, so at least there’s that

If you’re like me, then you like spending money on hotties. Send me, a hottie, money so I can spend it on strippers, porn, sex toys, gifts for lovers, and other horny endeavors 🔥 My venmo is @ PayMissEee My cashapp is $ PayEee And I have a throne wishlist in my link in bio 🎁

I built this shit brick by brick. What’re you working on these days? New skills, new friendships (or enjoying/strengthening old ones), little free libraries or sharing shelves, education, art projects, what’re you putting energy into?

I've got a new video for you! Miss Epiphany explains, in great detail, your place and the behavior she expects from you. MV: www.manyvids.com/Video/719349... IWC: iwantclips.com/store/141752...

Did you know you can follow me on Loyalfans for free? Did you know I also have an option for video calls on Loyalfans? So many cool features, make sure you go follow me there. www.loyalfans.com/profile

Trying to do my part to melt some ice. You might even say I want to abolish it. @kingstropharia.bsky.social

My call lines are open on Niteflirt if you want to text or call me. Here's my main one: www.niteflirt.com/Miss%20Epiph...

Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...

so flipping cool!!! It is so gosh darn important to support those affected, and this is a great way to do it!! If you have ever considered getting a professional domme session, i can HIGHLY recommend this amazing lady! (I know the majority of my followers are abdl, that's her bread and butter!!)

Ive got a new blog post out! I explain more about how I’ll give discounts for donations, and listed a bunch of places that could use the help. www.missepiphany.net/blog/discoun...

Donate to help people being terrorized by ICE right now and I’ll discount a session with you! Can’t do a session? I’ll do a similar value match + 25% on videos too! Send proof of donation by forwarding a receipt email to me. If you have questions, contact me by email/my website!

Don’t scan your ID or give your biometrics to discord yall I can’t emphasize enough how bad of an idea that is for several reasons

Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers. We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking. I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.

Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Cc: Are you like me and you love helping people, and you love what I do? Well, right now in MN, there are a lot of people who need help, due to the fact that we are federally occupied by a group of armed agents who are abducting our friends and neighbors from homes, schools, churches, workplaces

DONATION/DISCOUNT OPPORTUNITY: If you donate to a local org or gofundme for helping people affected by ICE, I’ll match it plus 25% as a discount on a next session. So if you donate $20, I’ll take $25 off a session. If you donate $100, I’ll take off $125.

two girls got their dicks tangled together. the situation looks frot 😔😔