It’s ok to come closer, it’s not like I’m going to ensnare you into some enticing but possibly painful situation 😘 Photographer @kingstropharia.bsky.social 🩶

Go ahead, treat me. I love gifts! throne.com/missepiphany

Everything we do, we do it for the freaks. Photographer: @kingstropharia.bsky.social

Happy Pride! Anyone telling you to keep it respectable and palatable is not your fucking friend. Every right you ever had was won by sex workers, trans people, and the people who fought alongside them, and every right you've lost was lost by the kind of people who posted this sign 57 years ago.

Have you ever fucked after getting pepper sprayed? Has a fascist occupation of your city put a damper on your love life? Do you find yourself more repelled by discipline play these days, or does it give you a feeling of catharsis? I'll be sharing my person experiences (complicated!) as well ♥️

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

Man they better pass this repeal of the bathhouse ban because I was explaining how bad it is for a multitude of business interests to a classroom… IN MY DREAMS last night.

A little peek of foot 🦶🏻first two weeks of July are filling up on my schedule but let’s get July all the way full!

Dear Mother, By the time you receive this letter, I hope our long hours of guarding the nation’s Reflecting Pool will be over. The camp has been struck by dysentery from the algae. I thought arresting people for no reason would prove more fun, but all I want now is to return home. Your loving son.

My online gaming friends have all returned to their respective homes and we become online friends once again! And I promise to catch up on my scheduling and emails!

Once a year or so my online gaming friends all get together and we get to dork around and play board games and ttrpg and video games and whatever and it’s so nice! And that’s what I’ll be doing now for the next few days🥰

Bitches ain’t got punchlines or flow, Nicki lost both, and her empire also

I help advocate for sex worker rights with SWIM (sex workers in Minneapolis), and SWIM is starting a podcast and I’ll be on it! Feel free to ask me questions about SWIM, swer rights, etc!

Whether or not it’s natural, you get to choose the life you want, because nature is a morally neutral player. And, if you have to work hard to convince people to structure their life around what’s “natural”, the thing you’re insisting is natural might not be that natural. (Cc in replies)

I’ve got a texting session now that’ll keep my hands full, but I’ll be turning my @niteflirt.com phone lines on tonight! Call me if you need a little time with a Dominant woman leading the way for you 😘 www.niteflirt.com/Miss%20Epiph...

I want to dance and play and do dirty things with people and make filthy art and wholesome art and have picnics but I’m so tired in my body and soul. And sure some of that is the life altering chronic illnesses I’ll carry forever but damn if society isn’t a damper too

All the way booked through June! Use my website contact form (or email) if you want to schedule with me for July and August. www.MissEpiphany.net

Testing out the new image carousel with the first few pages of Bookworm! A tease with a bit more ease, if you haven’t scrolled through the whole thing. #jandriNSFWart #bookworm

Celebrating my wedding anniversary by spending some lovely quality time with my spouse over the next few days 🥰

It’s ok to come closer, it’s not like I’m going to ensnare you into some enticing but possibly painful situation 😘 Photographer @kingstropharia.bsky.social 🩶

“We know from experience that sex workers are the beta testers for taking away people's digital rights”

Wow if I didn’t clearly have a thing for older women already then I would now

I’m on a mission. I always knew I wanted to be some kind of hybrid of the archetypical “Bond woman” and James Bond himself, and these pics make me feel that way 🩶 Photographer @kingstropharia.bsky.social 🩶

I like my feet to be super soft and smooth but importantly, and also predominantly, I like to walk around on them

Happy Pride Month! I’m bisexual and I’ve been bi for a very long time. I’m attracted to people who are me and people who are not me, which isn’t the definition of bisexuality, but remains true.

My main account (@cartamonir.com) has been suspended on the grounds that a post about my new website constitutes a serious violation of bluesky's policies around sexual/nonconsensual/violent content. This is overt censorship.

Capitulate 😘

Last day for this sale on my videos!!

Another books, zines, movies, shows, and porn writing on my blog! missepiphany.squarespace.com/blog/reading...

I'm tired of spaces being so hostile to adult works that contain sexuality. I just want to make some art, share it with people and call it a day!

"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

I’ll be turning my @niteflirt.com lines in tonight in just a bit! Give me a call or text

Sometimes it’s good to clown around

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

There's still a few days left! Make sure to check out my ManyVids or IWantClips while I'm still running my current sale through the end of the month! IWantClips users use code freespeech50 Let's try to enjoy the internet while we still can!

Happy world mask week! Wearing a respirator is a great way to protect your health and protect others in case you’re sick (you can be contagious with several illnesses BEFORE symptoms show up, or even in asymptomatic case of Covid).

Beethoven let his horniness lead him to create beautiful music, be more like Beethoven

You know what I love? Freedom of speech and artistic expression. That’s why from now, until the end of the month, you can use code freespeech50 to take 50% off any video in my IWC! Or go to my MV, same percent off and no code required. Let’s enjoy porn on the internet while we still can!

Kind of like a magic trick ✨

Behavior Redirect… some dogs need it 😉 Lessons learned best from @missepiphany.bsky.social 😈 Full video on JFF: Link in Bio 🌶️

What do you want to see me film with the stunning @dreamdivyne.bsky.social ? I will be dominating her, and he’s there will already be strap on stuff 😊 I’m thinking about pee, armpits, high heels… maybe using her as a table and an ashtray, if she’s into it. Anything specific you wanna see?

I recently had a dream that I got a SuperNintendo as a gift and I cried literal tears of joy and gratitude. What a superb gaming console tbh I might not cry tears of joy if I received one while awake in real life but damn I might, especially if I was also given controllers and like 3 good games

Have you bought a video yet?

I’ve been remembering to take Polaroids lately (well really I use an instax mini, but very similar point, shoot, print a film photo immediately kind of idea.

Stopped by @oddmartmn.bsky.social today to check out the Flop! market, it’s great if you’re into comics, art, zines, games, stickers, and other fun things! Always nice to see what local artists are up to

Why isn’t my brand new fresh Femdom fetish Clips4Sale store included in this discount? Because there isn’t an option for it lol but I’ve opted in to their automatic sale option, so the site will sometimes choose videos to go on sale. I prefer C4S, follow me there! www.clips4sale.com/studio/46447...

Let’s talk about how Demi Moore and her boytoy Ashton Kutcher husband launched a “non-profit”campaign to spread deliberate misinformation about sex trafficking, which he later had to step down from after being caught caping for a rapist friend. She’s a Hollywood fixture who will shill for anything.

Fetish Factory Weekend pool party today.

I'm running a promo on my IWantClips and ManyVids until the end of the month! A full 50% off, so take advantage of it