When Brendan Perry sings “our love is slow, slow but deep” all the panties at the Ren Fair drop youtu.be/DGhN2O6Eh6g?...

The fact that there was never a porn parody in the 80s called On Goldie Hahn is frankly a crime for which humanity must answer

I’m watching the classic queer Tennessee cinema masterpiece EXISTO and realizing that One Battle After Another is basically the same movie youtu.be/itnIrjvc1SE?...

Lmao Elon is GIGA COOKED

Bomb ass nug junk Proper tushy sticker Flicking a sad lad

Wow, congrats on getting Lucas AND Spielberg for the pod! Incredible get!! @nosuchthingpod.bsky.social @declouxj.bsky.social

I CAN'T ЕАТ МУ PANCAKES WITHOUT MAPLE SYRUP

A FUCKING NURSE

“The Nobel peace prize is non-transferable” is not a sentence I expected to ever be necessary

If nothing else, at least Bodies Bodies Bodies bought the world’s attention back to “212”

Anyone who says Elden Ring is easier than Dark Souls is internet poisoned

I took a break from Magic for three months, finally redownloaded arena yesterday, am already completely sick of the game again

RIP Bob weir youtu.be/AKmCSeLzbrE?...

The surface informs the underneath; the underneath is lacking - REM I’m going backwards Me in reverse

If the government is just killing citizens in broad daylight why aren’t we doing a revolution I’m 50 and homeless and broke, that’s the only reason I’m not. What’s everyone else’s excuses?

Q: what do you call someone who loses? A: Andrew

Guillotine

Me walking into the Virgin Megastore with an “all my homies hate CADENCE” patch on my jacket Regulatory flow. Dookie chute nonsense player

If you have to enter your initials, you don’t deserve the high score

2026 is the year I finally figured out that Corn Pops are supposed to taste and look like popcorn Corn Pop. Pop Corn. Good lord I’m dumb

ME: welcome to the party YOU: hi I’m Linda. I’m a bit of a dog mom! ME: would you tell your son to stop humping my leg YOU: I’m so sorry! Rodney! Bad! ME: thank you. ME: so, did you bring your dog?

Joe Rogan is basically just the American Morrissey

I just realized that I can describe my highschool experience perfectly by saying “it felt like Pretty Hate Machine sounds”

Remember this smiley? :v We need to bring back the :v

Modern toilet paper advertising: Hey bro. This stuff? Ain’t on that power trip. This stuff? Ain’t gonna deny your truth. This stuff? Gonna let you do you. Over? Under? Paper your way. Charmin.

Simon, King of the Witches - a 70s film about a warlock that lives in a storm drain and is best friends with a twink youtu.be/Fax1uhZxvEA?...

More like Ellen de Selfish

I’m walking down the street, and randomly think “How the Grinch Stole 9/11” and now I can’t stop laughing

Think about how stupid the average person is. Now think about the fact that, by definition, half the people in the world are dumber than that

Hey bro. This stuff? Ain’t on that power trip. This stuff? Ain’t gonna deny your truth. This stuff? Gonna let you do you. Over? Under? Paper your way. Charmin.

YOU: I was up worrying the better part of the night ME: I was up the worst part

I have watched A Glitch in the Matrix like five times this week link.tubi.tv/yieHY3oXtZb

GUY WHO PLAYS VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY EVERY DAY FOR 20 YEARS: everything’s computer

TEACHER: and at the end of Oliver Twist, the Artful Dodger was sent to an Australian prison colony ME: that’s a terrible twist!

Every single thing in 1984 has come true in America It’s almost comical

men think it’s totally acceptable to be weirdly sexual as long as it involves putting themselves in a performatively submissive position. Like, if guys were posting “I want to fuck Na’vi pussies,” everyone would agree it’s creepy. But somehow “I want Na’vi mommy to step on my balls” is fine.

What’s worse than Anthony Fantano? Anthony Fantano’s fan Reddit

Nick Cave rhymed “poet” with “hoe it”. What have you ever done with your life?

SOCIETY: we should stop doing unrealistic body images for women ALSO SOCIETY: let’s all talk nonstop about this blue elf woman whose body has literally been CGI’d to be more skinny #avatar #sucks

And this guy’s going on and on about his infinity pool and I’m just thinking “I’d like an infinity toilet”

BOSS: what are your pronouns? ME: Buddy, I’ve only got amateur nouns BOSS: BOSS: BOSS: I’m sorry what ME: you heard me

Just spent five minutes on Reddit arguing with someone who doesn’t think Bowie ever did industrial or techno music Boom

“All the crummy little poets trying to sound like Charlie Manson and white-man dancin’ “ - Leonard cohen

Being performatively anti-Spotify is stupid in so many ways that I don’t even have the energy to get into it But ask yourself this: should we burn books published by evil publishing houses?

Haven’t listened to this song in over 20 years, still rips youtu.be/gWdCX9FXx5Y?...

If you’re straight and normal sometimes the best way to be an ally is to shut the fuck up and let the weirdos talk

No human being has ever won this hard before, I’m pretty sure

"All agents defect, and all resisters sell out, that's the sad truth, and a writer lives the sad truth just like everyone else, the only difference is he writes a report on it." - Burroughs

Tubi just added Hackers I’m legally obligated to watch it

As time marches on and I grow to appreciate the small things again, I find myself thinking: yeah, ultimately all I really want is someone to watch Digimon in bed with