Trying to raise the money to go back east and stay with my grandmother because she needs back surgery and nobody else in my family will stay with her. #mutualaid #homeless #unhoused gofund.me/2f3126800

The pixies have released FIVE reunion albums??? I’m not listening to that shit

Here’s why I have no confidence in America: it took us over 100 years to put chocolate on pretzels The rest of the world figured that out the same day they invented pretzels

Why did capitalism fail? Why is everything so shitty? It all comes down to this truth: It is more profitable to trick stupid people than be honest to smart people.

I truly feel old. Last night I had Teri small bumps out of that Coke the rich kid gave me last week and just watched Wrestlemania and fell asleep Being homeless in 2026 is weird

So the place I sleep is right next to a club that’s having a rave. A tech bro dealer just gave me a free eighth of cocaine I haven’t done coke in decades. Wild stuff

I reinstalled Arena. My FIRST GAME was a mono green elf combo opponent in brawl that swung for like 50 on turn 4. Literally no way to interact that fast. I just, I cannot stand how tilted this shit gets me. I’ve played this stupid game for 30 years and only recently has it been this bad UGHHHHHHHH

If everyone in the world merely chose to be “a little bit nice”, we would live in an unparalleled paradise of abundance. Instead, everyone chooses to be “a little bit shitty”, and we are in hell.

Johnny Knoxville reclaiming Fear Factor is unironically one of the best things to happen in this stupid media hellscape

Most game devs would give you Gwent after Witcher 3. poncle has made Witcher 3 after Gwent. Vampire Crawlers is phenomenal game design. #vampirecrawlers #vampiresurvivors

Wanna instantly feel old? Arya Stark is 30

I find it ironic that Henry Rollins popularized the Einsturzende Neubauten logo tattoo when his favorite bands are Black Sabbath and Thin Lizzy. Talk about overcompensating

If you think China is a good example of Communism, you’re a bad Communist

You know what Woody Allen said. “Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone my age”

When that Dunkin Donuts egg and cheese croissant hits so right When you’re homeless, you really appreciate the little things #homeless #unhoused

My happy place is playing Risen Reef control in pioneer and having eight to twelve cards that say “return all nonland permanents target player controls” on them #mtg #mtgarena

I think you guys need to do an episode on gonzo Japanese movies from the 00s like Stacy and especially Wild Zero @declouxj.bsky.social

Don’t big your esteem I can tease ya / Don’t think you can fly, I can reach ya

Dieter Lazer’s performance in Human Centipede 3 is something for which I have no words

As a Starbucks hater since I lived in NYC in the late 90s it truly pains me to say this: their premade grilled cheese sandwiches are incredibly delicious.

tfw a Terence McKenna YouTube channel uses AI art Way to not get it

If you ever want to peer into the minds of normal people re: art and design, just look at the National flags

I finally watched Dark Horse and Life During Wartime, and I have a terrible confession. I think Todd Solondz might be one of my top three filmmakers

Watching Dicks: The Musical and haven’t laughed this hard in a while “You have long hair like a girl!” “You have short hair like a lesbian girl!” Thanks for making me aware of it @declouxj.bsky.social

Someone needs to make a video game that is a combination of Final Fantasy 4, Mass Effect 2, and Hollow Knight

“I’m just saying THEIR GENITALIA WOULDN’T FIT” - April Etmanski on the Egyptian gods @declouxj.bsky.social @nosuchthingpod.bsky.social

The problem in a nutshell: PODCAST BRO: The problem with society is unethical grifting and capitalism! Anyway, here’s an ad read for BetterHelp

Heard someone on a podcast say that Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond, a statement I found patently ridiculous until I thought about it for two seconds and realized they’re right @declouxj.bsky.social @willsloanesq.bsky.social

Haven’t aged in a while. I still am trying to get enough money to buy a cheap guitar to replace the one that was stolen in July Please help #mutualaid #helpsky gofund.me/b310ca4bd

God damn it. I’m watching this video about Diablo 1 and it’s fairly entertaining and whatever but out of nowhere in the middle of it dude goes “the only good thing about Diablo 4 is it has no characters with they/them pronouns” and I’m just like REALLY DUDE YOU GOTTA BRING THAT SHIT IN HERE

Gonna post pictures of the Virtual Boy to Reddit and claim they’re AI generated

@declouxj.bsky.social this is your fault. You made me watch this >:[ youtu.be/1ag-rdYYiZM?...

New data: The 90s began in 1988 - but the 80s didn’t end until 1993. Update your records accordingly.

One reason art is so terrible these days is that fan culture has gotten so insane. Codependent sycophants insist on attacking me personally every time I state a preference against an artist, as though disliking someone’s favorite artist means I dislike them. So nobody ever pushes back on bad art.

The genius of Ed Wood is that it’s really a movie about Bela Lugosi

When Brendan Perry sings “our love is slow, slow but deep” all the panties at the Ren Fair drop youtu.be/DGhN2O6Eh6g?...

The fact that there was never a porn parody in the 80s called On Goldie Hahn is frankly a crime for which humanity must answer

I’m watching the classic queer Tennessee cinema masterpiece EXISTO and realizing that One Battle After Another is basically the same movie youtu.be/itnIrjvc1SE?...

Lmao Elon is GIGA COOKED

Bomb ass nug junk Proper tushy sticker Flicking a sad lad

Wow, congrats on getting Lucas AND Spielberg for the pod! Incredible get!! @nosuchthingpod.bsky.social @declouxj.bsky.social

I CAN'T ЕАТ МУ PANCAKES WITHOUT MAPLE SYRUP

A FUCKING NURSE

“The Nobel peace prize is non-transferable” is not a sentence I expected to ever be necessary

If nothing else, at least Bodies Bodies Bodies bought the world’s attention back to “212”

Anyone who says Elden Ring is easier than Dark Souls is internet poisoned

I took a break from Magic for three months, finally redownloaded arena yesterday, am already completely sick of the game again

RIP Bob weir youtu.be/AKmCSeLzbrE?...

The surface informs the underneath; the underneath is lacking - REM I’m going backwards Me in reverse

If the government is just killing citizens in broad daylight why aren’t we doing a revolution I’m 50 and homeless and broke, that’s the only reason I’m not. What’s everyone else’s excuses?