Someone come play breed the puppy 🐶 💦

Happy 🍃 day 🐶

Cat gets his groove on....😂😂😂

Fucking up the back roads 😎

600cc piss missile acquired 😎

Been too long since dick in butt 😪

Finally understanding why people hate working on Yamahas 😭

Finally some nice weather!! 🐶 🏍️

Coffee on the bike hits different 🤤 (orange maple cortado)

Happy #fursuitfriday you silly goobers! Anyone wanna share this snacc with me? 🐶 🦴

In desperate need of a cuddle rn 🐶

Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...

Jupiter - Two hour time lapse showing 3 moons and the Great Red Spot. This was the 2nd of the night. C6- ASI585 -IR720 Pass filter #astronomy #astrophotgraphy

To the hot guy who was in front of me at chipotle this afternoon…hi I liked your jacked 😎

I love liking boys til I realize they are literally the worst 😭

If you have good smelling pits…we should be friends so I can huff them 🥺 🐶 K thanks 😁

I really need a good long snuggle and a movie, someone come over and let me be your lap dog 🥺

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

The good smells...

Did you remember to pet a mustelid today?

We love getting rug burn on the armpit 🤦‍♂️ don’t ask me how it happened cuz I genuinely have no clue 😭

One mo day then this pup is free! 🔐 🐶

Silly ahhh 🍕 out the dawg bowl kinda night 🐶

Starting a gofundme for a tomahawk cruise missile 😎

I am lit up like a Christmas tree yall 🐶

Somehow pit stink with a trace of deodorant just tickles my brain in ways I can’t explain (it’s soooo good!)

Pits smell great tn btw 😎 😌

Truthfully I didn’t make a fuss about it 😂 sounds kinda lame but I kinda knew from a young age and by the end of grade school people just kinda knew, I’d tell them if they asked but I never had a “I’m coming out” moment lol just wasn’t my thing

Fuck yes! Haven’t played in years but need to get back into it!! Been on a real fantasy kick lately 🐶 🧙‍♂️ ✨

Eh depends on the day, I have a pretty poor relationship with my phone 😅 Id say I mostly use my phone to text, but I spend more time off it than on it so 🤷‍♂️ 😂

I mean depends on the situation I suppose, I think everyone is capable of growth, but sometimes personalities aren’t a match and it’s not really a matter of change more a matter of understanding where people are coming from 🐶

Keep seeing this so thought I’d give it a try!

I’m so blasted someone come snuggle wif me! 🐶 🍃 ✨

I love it when friends call me “puppy” or “pup” it’s literally the best 🐶 very affirming 😊

Happy Monday!! Now someone come pet meeee! 🐶 🥰

Japanese curry could easily solve world peace, and I’ll stand 10 toes down on that.

Hey you, yeah you! You should come clicker train me while we watch Frieren 🐶 🪄 🩵

Woof or something 🐶 😁 someone come pet me!

It’s almost #Dogtober 😁 🐶

Happy #hunpday ya silly goobers! Time to get roasted and toasted 🍃

Who gave this idiot a blowtorch?! 🔥

Happy Monday ya fluffy dorks in my phone!

In desperate need of cuddles tonight 🐶

Omg this sum shit I’d do 😂 🐶

Someone isn’t happy she had to go to the vet today 😂 (just a yearly checkup)

Update, Aussiebum order will be here in like a week or two 😎 🐶 🩲

This is why I’m always broke 😂

I stg if my boss tells me for the 4th shift in a row im closing alone because he A. Won’t fire the chick who never shows up and B. Won’t hire more people to work nights, im gonna ring his neck.

After this weekend from hell, this was much needed. Helps cut the feeling of utter defeat that’s been lingering 🐶