Wonder what “island” influenced the island Impact flavor at smoothie king. The taste is quite revolting.

PinkPrint is definitely a break up record.

All niggas do is use Facetune and lie. Damn. Get Botox or something to match that augmented photograph

Oh simple thing; where have you gone? I’m getting old and I need something to rely on…

did a spec ad for #Bose headphones, shot and edited end-to-end by my incredibly gifted friend Xavien Powell (IG: plae.ade / xavien.ade) 🩵🎥 more to comeeeee

This just made me so excited!!!!

Sometimes some of those videos on IG feel way too real for me so I just scroll away before they can finish. I don’t want to hear about myself from SM.

highkey I don’t even wanna be at the cookout no more all the invites these niggas be handing out lol

That lady was real mad her friend call her a “fat ass Kelly Price”

I can’t wait to go home and make this dinner. I am starved!

Current surge in poly couples could be traced back directly to this show.

First poster for ‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ Season 3. Releasing in 2026 on AMC.

If your selflessness leads to self righteousness, it’s no longer kindness.

@fonzfranc.bsky.social has been playing Rivals all damn day.

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EVERYTHING IS JUST HAPPENING AT ONCE.

“Why you fucking me like this?” Because I fucking love you 😉

Having screaming kids in a restaurant after 10:00 should be grounds for banishment.

I’m so congested my head feels like a foreign entity.

Losing sleep over some avoidable red tape.

I’m watching Speak no Evil and I knew this girl was going to piss me off about this teddy named happy and so said so done.

Side note: as I was typing this — theeeee most jiggalicious lil booty just walked by me in some lounge pants.

Bringing your pitbull to the gym is bother level of bullshit I didn’t think I’d ever encounter

Forget about the oxtail. I feeling to eat out this man’s tail. 😌

May life never leave me in plight

And no PONK… in all of Oz is ever gonna bring me down!

My personal favorite is “is he gay or is he just Dominican?”

Dating/sleeping with one person automatically eliminates their friend groups for me. I don’t wanna have to deal with the weirdness so I’ll keep my peace and my piece.

So the people without internal narrators for your lives…so you just exist by yourself in your head? You don’t think that’s crazy?

At my core I’m theee loverest of loverboys. So the unnecessary grandstanding on Valentine Day always make me question. Do y’all actually like love?

“I remember you was conflicted. Misusing your influence. Sometimes I did the same. Abusing my power — full of resentment”

Erasing transgender people from Stonewall is dark. They’re messing with our history. LGB is a slur.

You DL? You better get De Hell away from me.

Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging? Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.

And wtf even is dynamic pricing?

I love when I ignore someone’s attempt at flirting and they don’t keep trying. Read the room.

I’m really just a whole lot of legs.

Post Malone.

This looks butchered. Where are you paying $142 sales tax on over $8000??? Where is your CTS?

I could be going through hell but just you wait. In two minutes I’ll be horny and then 10 mins after that. I’ll be smiling.

I can’t fucking believe this shit

And fuck you ticketmaster for making me Believe I was getting tickets and then snatching it from under me.

And yall don’t even like the fucking album. This was my album. This was my #1. This was the one that I loved the most. And I got kicked out. Why? Like all of yall fake fucks can have it.

Yall can fucking have it.

I am SICK!

How the actual fuck did I go from this, to this and then to this? Excuse me while I go do an unassisted death.

Like make it make sense, I thought yall hated the album? Why are yall here?

I am hungry and bereft of any critical thinking skills at the moment.

Why tf was a kicked out of my presale after getting to the first spot.

Baby this line is moving moving