this also doesn’t stop shoplifting because this isn’t where you pay for the items. you can have an employee unlock this and then do a lap and then just walk out of the store without paying.

in 2016 postmates had a promo where you could get 1 free starbucks holiday drink, just pay for delivery (at the time like $3). couldn't add multiple drinks to the order, but there was a loophole where you could increase the quantity of the "one" drink in your cart. i got six peppermint mochas for $3

World-traveling Beastie Boys be like listen all y’all, it’s the Mahal (Taj)

LA folks! Playing a set Friday night as part of a great night of music. It’s the opening night of the long-running International Pop Overthrow Festival and I hope you all can make it!

love spending my time at rolling stone dot com

it came to me in a dream

i have extremely limited reach on this platform but if you’re in los angeles and are a fan of harry nilsson, boy do i ever have good news for you!

leaving a 1-star yelp review because i can’t use apple pay on this vibrating motel bed

We need a John Wick style movie where the dog avenges the death of his owner called Air Blood

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

GRIMACE NO

finally, a platform where i can be my absolute most niche self