This just in! Eepy girl forced to wake up tomorrow

Use yo fucking indicator I’m sick of causing crash outs

I need a reason to do stuff

Cranked out Ulpianus today and GOD DAMN THAT’S A 5K+ ATTACK STAT No wonder this guy leads the abyssal hunters, bro rips continents in half on the daily

Soooooooo about Endfield coming out in 2 days trust…….

Endfield comes out in 2 days trust

Can someone scream at starset to come to Australia again? I want to see them live so badly and I wasn’t able to go last time (which was like 8 years ago)

Probably my favourite bird right here

Trump isn’t and never will be my president

I’m like 90% sure refraction is actually fucking deceased. Like where the hell did he even stream skyblock? By all my accounts his vods don’t exist If he’s actually alive I’d appreciate an update from him, like just say “I’m not planning on uploading any time soon” so I can save my energy

WHAT IS NOSFERATU? I have heard NOTHING. I have SEEN NOTHING about it. It just appeared and everyone loves it and I’m scared like where did this come from? Was their advertisement campaign to just not advertise it then astral project it into the dreams of 60% of the population at random?

It is my birthday, please celebrate me

Melania, Blade of Miquella?

New year and I only just got my learners. Soon enough I’ll be able to drive into the mountains, drink copious amounts of alcohol and make out with a tree

Finally working on getting my drivers license so I can escape to the mountains whenever I need to

“I fear for the safety of my nipples” is not a sentence I was expecting to hear today

Dude we’re gonna starve

Best monster flavour by far

My favourite part about Christmas is that you can put a piece of mistletoe in your hair and then you get kisses all over your face from all the hot guys and girls and it makes me feel so warm and fuzzy and and oh god I need a minute

I got crinkly paper for Christmas. I think there was something else in the box too but I couldn’t care less I just started playing with the paper like a kitty

I also think Bayle is really hot

The invasive species must be eradicated

I need to escape to the mountains before Christmas tomorrow. I’m not feeling at all holly nor jolly and I think I’ll pass away from the sheer amount of Christmas cheer

外出たくないね

Hit NG+6 and I'm just now realising that things aren't getting harder, scaling caps at NG+7 and I'm honestly scared that soon my most dedicated save won't be a challenge anymore

God Mohg is so fucking hot

I bought this pack of energy gum to try and wake up without having to chug an energy drink and it tastes like I'm chewing on actual battery acid 10/10 would recommend if you fucked up

I just landed on the lebanese side of tiktok its absolute cinema

is drinking a beer

Gingerdead men I made :D

I was gonna buy a STARSET t-shirt but the shipping was more expensive than the shirt itself so fuck no

Moved on to NG+5 in elden ring, I’ve got so many levels I can just have an 80 in strength and dexterity to use basically whatever build I want

Asbestos crunchy

Maybe I should try learning how to play the bass

Light pollution is so weird and I’m just realising there’s so many people who live in cities (myself included) who haven’t seen a proper night sky in ages which is kinda messed up

The first thing I see after opening Twitter for the first time in forever is an AI generated video of Donald trump walking with a bunch of lionesses towards the White House and I’m just so glad I left that hell site

I feel like the heat is actively sapping my life away

I think I'm leaning harder into the cryptid and alien obsessed nerd thing more than I intended to. On an unrelated note do you think Mothman is fluffy and likes pets?

When u needs a fren, I gibs u ma paw. Wubs u ma frens ❤️🐾

shoutout to when i used to make my collage sketchbook pages overly detailed for no reason #wrt #illustration #cryptids

I gotta watch this the second it comes out

Banned from Wikipedia because I wouldn’t stop adding Santa Claus to the list of cryptids.

Ghosts and aliens ✨

Accurate depiction of most aliens

Aliens don’t know how to stand like us.

I wonder what Aliens would think of different types of soda if they came down here. Would they like Dr Pepper? Could their bodies handle the caffeine content in a Monster or a Red Bull?

Are birds government drones? Maybe. Either way there’s a lot of them so they must be up to something

Me at 15 for no reason at all

Watching the Shitposter Oligarchy unspooling in real time…