Game of Thrones at the local level

Crime 101 Task 🤝 Doing their version of the Heat diner scene with Mark Ruffalo in the backseat of a car

This does not seem true

“The Sheep Detectives” starring Huge Ackman

I’m sorry but I run a small local nonprofit newsroom. My community benefits when my team and I can do more journalism, which is possible when I don’t have to spend four hours transcribing a one-hour interview. That is not deep contemplation time. That is tedium time.

Milwaukee Brewers pitching changes being sponsored by an adult diaper company (sometimes you need a change!) might be the funniest thing that’s ever happened in baseball

yes I get that it's grift and corruption and all that but the really egregious thing here is Fox News not knowing how apostrophes work

Hey @johnathanperk.bsky.social next time you're making that cross country trek, stop by in Madison to check out the Center for Black Excellence & Culture. Just opened today!

The Center for Black Excellence and Culture, years in the making, officially opened today. We were there along with a who’s-who of Wisconsin’s Black Leaders and other dignitaries. Here are a few glimpses — full coverage to come! youtu.be/SmY-pHh93AU

This is ok, “consistently midtable” is what Fulham supporters are looking for

Raul Jimenez defending like a striker there

Details on the new USL CBA - Five year agreement - Minimum compensation increased to $42k (up from $26k over 10 months) - Health insurance required by all clubs - Minimum salary for division one league set at $67k, will increase every year - NIL deal agreed MORE: www.goal.com/en-us/lists/...

A new podcast, debuting Wednesday, will feature novelists, essayists, poets and other writers, all with common roots in Wisconsin. Host Jeff Oloizia told our Robert Chappell he loves hearing writers "think out loud." buff.ly/HYLjLx9

Oof that was a terrible penalty from Williams

Was just typing that that was an obvious handball in the box but from the sideline camera maybe it was his chest?

Did you guys see the video where the teenager is listening to his grandpa’s record collection and it’s Rage Against the Machine Heh heh heh heh Anyways my back hurts

People with autism want to know what causes RFK Jr. 😏 #USPolitics

@usltactics.com @theuslshow.bsky.social why does Lexington have beef with AJ Edwards? did he foul someone last year or something?

My kid wrote a poem for a school talent show and texted it to me a couple days before and at the end of the text said "this is the poem I made" and I can't stop thinking about it the poem I made

I had a pair of shorts with this pattern in 1988

youtube keeps showing me an ad for a thing that turns your garden hose into a pressure washer and this is how we know the algorithm knows all

I miss Wolfy

Just checked your profile. “ally” is something you let other people call you. Anyone who self-describes as an ally certainly is not.

Our generation is the first to lip synch “I wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL” while tending to the zucchini in the garden

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

The first City Council president with the same name as the city they represent since Jeff Sheboygan in 1973

Just gonna say this: I have a problem with for-profit media begging for donations or selling "memberships." Yes, journalism is critical for democracy and civic engagement and community well-being. So just go nonprofit. Don't ask people to donate to your shareholders and investors.

Do you guys ever just kinda forget what a fucking epic banger “No Quarter” is? youtu.be/TSM0jj-hZtw?...

lol

"Grandpa, why did the league schedule Forward Madison in the middle of the day?" "Why, so @derschattenwolf.bsky.social could watch it at a reasonable hour, of course."

Between Tottenham getting relegated and Arsenal having a quadruple in their hands only to fumble it and win fuck all, this could be the funniest EPL season in history

We’ve reached the era of peak headline stupidity

Someone tell Wolves you’re not supposed to do “desperate defending” in the second minute

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Hey @johnathanperk.bsky.social Costco has gone mad, according to the Blue Sky Well Actually Brigade

New from me:

Songs You Probably Didn't Know Were Covers, #2: Istanbul (Not Constantinople), The Four Lads, 1953 Covered by They Might Be Giants, 1990 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqnb...

Somehow @tpinzone343.bsky.social didn't know about the Donovan fountain photo until today and I think it's now an imperative that we all work to inform any potentially unaware soccer fans that the 2002 USMNT did the greatest photo shoot of all time. Don't let your friend be a Thomas Pinzone.

how is this jersey so ripped

the thing is, *inflation* is not the thing everybody's talking about. It's *the economy* as experienced *by real people in their lives* not through key indicators. We dismiss people's lives experience at our own peril

scaring Linda Yaccarino is a pretty good thing actually

everything is so fucking stupid

PRO TIP to PR people: if you email me demanding to speak to me regarding a story I'm *currently reporting,* you should be more or less immediately available to, you know, speak to me regarding the story I'm currently reporting

Holy shitballs

What do you do when you have a thing, and it’s *your thing*, the one thing you’re really good at, and you realize your 13-year-old kid is not only better at that thing than you were at 13, but probably better at it than you are now?

Songs You Probably Didn't Know Were Covers #1: "Don't Know Why," Jesse Harris, 1999. Covered by Norah Jones, 2002. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUex...

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

Sacramento. Minnesota. It's past my bedtime. Someone end this

Good god we as a society have lost our ability to detect jokes

not what the framers had in mind, I don't think