Sad news tonight from Indian Country. buff.ly/3HuZ4SJ

I feel like this will be the ultimate "could have been an email"

I mean it can’t get much worse

Ok so I've never seen a conspiracy theory that's actually true, so I'm usually quite dismissive of anything along those lines but tbh this one has me a little skeptical

First time I’ve agreed with him

So what was the big autism breakthrough? Just the same old shit except also Tylenol?

Eh forget the packers THE BREWERS ARE NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS And the magic number to clinch the top seed in the NL playoffs is probably going to be 3 by the end of the day

Yes, and: not only are they always told (or always tell themselves) to run more moderate candidates but to take more moderate positions and/or get stuck in economic arguments for human rights to appeal to centrist voters. IT HAS NEVER WORKED. Time to try and pick up some votes from the left

Why can’t they put one fuckin Fulham match on peacock

"Black Rabbits" started strong but I couldn't make it halfway through the second episode

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

On this week's 365 Amplified podcast, we're tackling the important questions: namely, is a taco a sandwich?

In case anybody's wondering the Milwaukee Brewers' magic number is four (4).

Not great

This Week's Onion Magazine:

From the inbox: important news for current eighth graders and their families

plz report!!

Tonight my kid (12) tuned down my bed and said “there, I opened your blankets for you” and I’m not sure why but I found that phrasing just delightful

how did the eyeball know how to read Arabic numerals is all I'm asking #AlienEarth

Tuned into PSV v Union St Gilloise just to see Ricardo Pepi, right in time to see Pepi give up a penalty

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

UPDATE: The website has moved from charliesmurderers.com to www.charliekirkdata.org, which says it is collecting names for analysis only and that it will not publish any information that identifies individuals. The stated purpose of the original site was to get people fired.

NEWS: The "Expose Charlie's Murderers" website is down. It was put up to "expose" people who were critical of Charlie Kirk after he was murdered. The website's founder was apparently identified over the weekend. I'm not reporting the name yet because I haven't been able to fully verify it.

Yard work got a bit overzealous

Just got a butt dial from the mayor’s office #ReporterLife

@nytimes.com reporter Robert Draper, on The Daily podcast, just said Charlie Kirk “died in the line of duty.” Please.

That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.

I don't remember seeing any calls for violent retribution after a Minnesota state senator was assassinated, and it would have been nice not to see any today.

while Nancy Mace and others are blaming Democrats and calling for blood

continuing his work

St Louis City apparently doesn't want to upset the pro-childhood-cancer lobby

33 years ago today. Probably the third greatest moment in my life, and I have four kids

What’s Pete Sampras up to these days

This moron is second in line to the presidency

I heard on an @npr.org podcast that journalists aren't the arbiters of truth, so

shoutout for saying "forward slash" instead of "back slash" in the website address

but sir why would you abandon the Murder Capital of the World

The question isn’t “did DEI go too far?” The question is “did DEI go farther than the crybaby white snowflakes could handle without throwing a tantrum?”

I’d love for a political scientist to explain why corporations so quickly acquiesce to conservatives but not liberals. Conservative “boycotts” can’t be any more impactful to the bottom line than liberal ones. Do conservatives just shriek louder? Sound scarier? What is it?

Dems have been trying for 25 years to appeal to centrists and conservatives - and, even more so, to avoid making centrists and conservatives uncomfortable. IT HAS NEVER WORKED.

This right here

A wooden handle on a percolator MADE FOR CAMPING seems like a design flaw

My kid eats everything from the Chex Mix except the Chex