code switching except using LinkedIn Voice to post about my new job

new talk idea: from music teacher to mag7 engineer in 3 years or less

i did not, in fact, fuck this up :)

please, self. do not fuck this up

the first three prime numbers really are the foundation for everything, huh

i am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM ON THE SLOP

i've been watching mr robot for the first time (i know) with the fiancee and i keep pausing it to show him the details in hacker scenes and see if it looks like bullshit

Measure Twice, Cut Once xkcd.com/3149/

what the fuck is the waffle drama?? i disabled quote posts, reposts, and replies on my main feed so i only see the original thoughts y’all have and i miss out on so much context

is there a good alternative to distrokid that can let me select what streaming service i release my music on? i don't have as much of an issue with it hitting apple music, youtube music, or tidal, but i don't want my stuff on spotify anymore and DK only allows you to remove songs from all platforms

@themountaingoats.bsky.social your solo venture (in vermont)

right before he was fired our CTO said i was on a fast track to become a rising star. maybe he was right

friends don't let friends use `touch` or as we in the industry like to say, T1070.006 😏

sometimes, austin feels like a liberal/lefty venus flytrap

I am currently without a job. Consider hiring me to help you with anything computer related! Through my company secureorigin.io

i reimplemented physics.umd.edu/hep/drew/mat... in golang so i could make it a terminal application instead of a web UI. also added some more variance under the hood which will eventually be exposed to the user. check it out here: github.com/0x4D5352/yar...

babe wake up new tom7 just dropped

I ported rattlegram to wasm so you can send text over audio from your browser. There is a demo you use right now.

i've been spending a good chunk of my spare time lately messing with crossref's retraction watch dataset (www.crossref.org/documentatio...) just to see what kind of information i could find. this will be a thread of findings/oddities/data trends until i get around to writing a blog post about it.

gonna put some feelers out there and say that i am Looking For New Work! i have a little over 2 years of experience in application security and the LLM-y side of AI security, but would be excited to transition into some kind of data-oriented role like threat hunting, model building, or data analysis

a shell is just a REPL with a network cable attached

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they’re a hybrid organism. biological and cyber!

you: "LOOK AT HOW MUCH COMPUTE I HAVE ITS SO BIG" me: "look at how much compute i have its so small"

Mastodon people are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the internet and I’d like to put up a “do not knock” sign

you taught a vector to talk and now the entire world is at risk. so… thanks for that

@greynoise.io well, that's one way of saying "not currently hiring" 😅

i know that asm instructions are just bytes like anything else but it still blows my mind how much you can do with that

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hi! I'm looking for new work opportunities strongest areas are data analysis & threat hunting. I love SQL, regex, anomaly detection, data wrangling experienced designing & using honeypot systems. have created novel techniques I use python a lot, but can use whatever a situation calls for tysm💓

from failure to launch to DINK life. feels p. good

Directed Acyclic Gooning

imo, this is the best audio visualization multitool on the market right now. if you do any work in audio, professionally or as a hobbyist, this is an indispensable addition to your workflows. do yourself a favor (and direct) a favor and buy it

Well fuck, I just got laid off. Anyone hiring application security engineers with full stack software engineering experience? #cybersecurity

incremental/idle clicker games, otherwise known as "optimize this polynomial"

driving is the suburbanite's equivalent of walking to clear your head

idk what most couples talk about over coffee in the morning but i assume it's not the taylor series

every single petfluencer i see online makes me think of this classic

This page will generate (mostly) chill music. It works on mobile too (rare) noctonic.github.io/promusic.html

at best, working in “cybersecurity” is being a mall cop for the internet.

our new friend has Seen Some Shit

venture capitalist sounds like a pejorative, not a job title

does this have sound?

wait is Obsidian just Emacs Org mode for markdown

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my parents are now using chatgpt. that’s supposed to be the critical mass sign, right?