ME: Iām pleased with that Xmas gift for my wife š
[one second later]
INSTAGRAM ADVERT: oi moron, here's the same gift but way cheaper
ME: oh no
INSTAGRAM ADVERT: i'm gonna remind you every single day of your sorry life
ME: pls donāt
INSTAGRAM ADVERT: [mimicking] ooh pls don't, such a fuckin idiot
about 1 year ago