Absolutely nasty finish from Sebastian Anderson for the juggernaut that is Hartford Athletic.

This may be the statistical equivalent of a real-life Jagermeister hangover. #USL-C

Genuinely so happy for Hartford fans. They’ve been the butt of jokes since 2019, and all that finally has some silverware.

On Saturday, Hartford Athletic upset Sacramento Republic to win the USL Jägermeister Cup — and lift silverware for the first time in club history. A monumental moment for the team and for the United Soccer League. Story on @hudsonriverblue.com: www.hudsonriverblue.com/hartford-ath...

After the final whistle. Hartford Athletic, Jäger Cup Champs.

CHAMPIONNNSSSSSSSS!!!!! 🏆

Well that was a way to finish a game.

Terrific finish by Jack Panayotou to put @hfdathletic.bsky.social into the lead on the road in Monterey Bay. Hadji Barry picks up the assist, his first since returning to Hartford. #USL-C

WE ARE GOING TO THE @USL_Cup FINALS!!!!! 🏆

Those were some shit penalties

I had a dream last night that Pep Guardiola was my literature professor. He was lecturing about the work of turn of the 20th century American feminist Charlotte Perkins Gilman.

Sorry PSV. Not everyone can defend like Graham Potter's West Ham.

I'm not going to make it 4 years without talking politics on my football socials, am I?

Special report: US government officials fear the administration’s hardline border stance + cuts to the state machinery will mean a “non-insignificant” number of people who legitimately acquire tickets for the World Cup will be refused visas altogether. www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...

That. Was. Great.

RIP Ronnie Boyce. Scorer of one of my favourite goals of all time. A titan of West Ham history. Sleep well, Ticker

It wasn't a dream 😪

Spurs are really testing the theoretical limits of bottom of the table mathematics. Approaching the relegation zone with a goal differential of +9.

Well, this game has stunk

I don't think Flynn Downes is a Premier League midfielder...

There's a lot going on here

an all time sickos shot map here

Well, that was enjoyable.

We were playing well before I got home. My bad.

I'm not confident Potter that will come aboard. Having to sleep upon it despite being linked to us for a while is not a good sign.

Nottingham Forest now have the exact same number of points (40) as Leicester City did at this point of the 2015/16 Premier League season. Just saying.

West Ham have made Graham Potter an offer to replace Julen Lopetegui, who is set to be sacked. Potter yet to make a final decision after talks with David Sullivan. More soon #whufc

I cannot believe how bad Luton are this season.

I had only just decided yesterday to take a social media break. Bad timing? #COYI #WHUFC

I think West Ham are in a relegation battle.

LOPETEGUI OUT

A day of Championship fixtures? It's a happy new year for me!

Happy New Year from America!

LOPETEGUI OUT

I know I've spent far too much time reading English football journalists and in football social media circles because I almost wrote centre-left and not the American spelling.

5 points behind Man City!

If you would have told me before the season that, after Boxing Day, we'd be ahead of ManU and even on points with Spurs...

ManU amirite

Least enthusiasm ever for a victory.

Fabianski has gone off on a stretcher and has been replaced by Areola. Hope he makes a swift recovery. Today he became the oldest player to feature in the PL since Schwarzer in 2012.

I can't believe Lopetegui is still our manager

Much as I enjoy seeing Fab turn back the clock, get it the **** together, West Ham.

Scenes from the group chat

I got a £75 gift card to the West Ham web store.

I'm having a pint of Polish beer and this is a great design

A Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates.

I was listening to a Man City podcast earlier out of pure entertainment.

Nothing brings West Ham fans together like Spurs being embarrassed.