I think I'll beat minecraft hardcore today twitch.tv/sheephair

beating minecraft before going to bed, I swear twitch.tv/sheephair

beating minecraft before going to the gym, I swear twitch.tv/sheephair

beating minecraft early today so I can get on with life twitch.tv/sheephair

Really beating minecraft this time... twitch.tv/sheephair

I don't have any friends🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I'M GOING TO BEAT MINECRAFT HARDCORE TODAY OR ELSE twitch.tv/sheephair

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Fucking thanks dude, I learned.

Need someone to talk to

I still don't know who this is

I really really really want to kill myself really badly

And I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs

Really want a girlfriend

I bought it... split the cost with my stepdad, he wanted a 5 string too

I need $2000 RIGHT NOW

Taught a lady how to change her guitar strings and she paid me in cookies, we up

Psychadelic rock and surreal memes is a peak combo

I wish I was the cool friend that people actually like and want to hang out with so that maybe I would have someone to talk to every day. And have shared interests between people so that I don't have to force my interests on others because I know nobody else cares and I'm just being annoying

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

I've finally started Mario & Luigi Brothership and so far I am not a fan

I keep having a reoccurring dream where I leave guitars in my truck, and then for some reason instead of stealing them, people break into my truck just to take the guitars out and toss them into the snow outside

Eddie Van Halen is the goat

this life lesson could have been an email

I want to kill myself

Really really want to kill myself

I Made a design Travels through time Gives me a glimpse of what's to come People are scared People are dumb Everyone's waiting for the End of the show is the start of another Names falling down while the box reads your mind What are they hoping to find?

-.- .. .-.. .-.. / -- .

me when I try to use my brain

All I'm gonna say is... the fact that lebron vs jordan is a debate proves that jordan is the goat. there was no debate about jordan and anyone who came before him.

Been trying different instant noodles, all spicy, so far none of them have SHIT on mr noodles' level of spice. Volcano Carbonara is my favourite so far for the flavour/creaminess. I've been following the package instructions for all which I haven't done for mr noodles in years lol, I'll do it after

30 days ago I had never heard of expedition 33

Where are all the happy funny family friendly games at the game awards

Learned today that plugging my IEMs directly into my computer is a sin and apparently has been making the audio worse lol can't wait to see how it is after I get a DAC

Really want to die!

Video game basslines I learned how to play in the past 2 days: Jungle Hijinx Fawful's Theme

If you don't know how to play music, you should go on facebook marketplace RIGHT NOW and look up an instrument you want to learn, you can probably find one that is really good and still in good condition for hardly any money. and buying a great used instrument is better than a new mediocre one

need a coffee mug that says "don't talk to me until I've had my morning pack of cigarettes"

Chris Paul should sign with the OKC Thunder to guarantee they don't win the championship this year

I have 298mm biceps

I won free protein powder for a year lol

Learning Japanese and French, and I found a French streamer playing Persona 5 with Japanese voice acting. Surely this is perfect and won't get confusing

I know I post a lot of guitars that I can't afford but like holy this is now at the top of my list if it doesn't sell before I get enough money from my new job. But it'll probably sell because that price is an insane deal

In Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, Mario and Luigi's level-up stat gains are bizarrely based on what level Bowser is currently at. If he is at a "good" level, they will be several times more powerful. The game does not tell you which levels are good and which are bad.

they call me jack the gripper

wait, is kraft dinner with cut up hotdogs a canadian thing?

I've entered so many instagram giveaways in the past few days, surely I win one...