Columbo is basically Batman if he wasn’t rich

Columbofication

there is a non-zero chance that the skinny-fat fedora-clad brony virgin you went to high school with is now the most beautiful woman you’ll ever see

Before the roses and after the removal~

post a thirst trap was looking for an excuse to post this :-3c

this is why I post, for the record 💖

leaky caged cock bouncing with each thrust save me

whatever makes your pussy twitch

calling it my “boypussy” because I’m a millennial

chuchu jelly

yum yum

I literally kicked my gay little feet reading her reply omg

wondering how many people watching the new ghost in the shell are aware Motoko is a canon trans polyamorous lesbian and its been that way since the manga came out of Masamune Shirow's mind-pussy

Pete Hegseth, a dude *obsessed* with manly men.

Do you like this position?

helped my friend move and all I got were these awesome nipple clamps and a big bottle of rye :-)

just did my e shot 💋

activating yr neurons

does anyone else get really horny after exercising?

they’re calling it the “unemployment diet”

is it just me or are these basketball shorts kinda veiny?

excelente recauchutada parabens pelo divorcio

My capacity for getting horny as of lately 😇

new sona concept

I might be working in a junkyard salvaging furniture soon so get ready for that

some of y’all on this website youtu.be/lJ5tAXh_YcY?...

me showing up to hand out my résumé

Class Consciousness > Identity Politics

Hey gang, my pal Rose needs to raise funds to stay in Ireland. If you're in a position to help with a donation or sharing the campaign that would be great. Tyyy. 💜 www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...

doodles

t-shirt front: “I eat pussy from the back” t-shirt back: “I eat ass from the front”

Convincing your bro he's a squishie 🐱

maybe topping a cis dyke anally would fix me

somebody really commented on this with a dick pic. the block button isn’t enough I need a smash in the head with a hammer button.

need to eat her out and stroke her off while she’s on all fours. then, right before she cums, I’ll put it in and fuck her silly 😇

can’t sleep, clown will eat me

A girl of culture

helped my friend move and all I got were these awesome nipple clamps and a big bottle of rye :-)

Any of my mutuals work in software? I used to work for NASA and I need a job lol

Cleaning one’s room is essential

overworked mom body

new pfp

🤡

I’m back.

Happy birthday to me.

Why won’t someone hire me lmao

my gf is getting me really into death and death metal in general

ugh stupid horny rn

kinda just posting for the hell of it idc if people like it I already like it lol

just did my e shot 💋