saving up to buy a new vegas charisma implant so i can amass a cult dedicated to defending, and repeating verbatim, my music opinions

our new game show will have contestants from all across the country try to prove themselves as we search for The Next Great White Rapper

did you know that if u go to a youtube upload of a popular song and comment that you know it from before it was in a tv or movie, they will send you a trophy in the mail

thank you tidal for removing all the songs specifically off of quebec and shinola from my likes for seemingly no reason that was miiiiighty kind of ya tidal

does anyone know if we have MEWGENICS tomorrow

LIVE NOW, starting soon! twitch.tv/gothycollie

thinking about the GDQ run of this game where the entire audience screams in terror every time the loading screen comes up

every damn day of my life feels like a donkey kong country mine cart level

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

bro there are pictures of you hanging out with skeletor all over the internet you can't come back from that

TODAY BORDERLANDS 2 WITH ME AND YOU RETURNS! Join me and a full squad of my friends as we continue our playthrough of Borderlands 2! Expect many "fails" and just as many "epic wins" !! It's a great time and it starts at 12 Noon Central only at twitch.tv/gothycollie

I 💜 Dark & Offensive Humor !

i had my fleeting moment of fame on the FusionFall forums... or maybe it was infamy...

enamored with the idea of an animal crossing jock villager finding out about weed and it just blows his mind

rest in peace bilbert or whatever

Borderlands 2 is a Looney Tunes-ass game where if you turn your back on your team sometimes an anvil or something will just completely flatten them

it took like 13 years but they got me i'm really enjoying my little pony. RARITY is my favorite

i'm going to GUNZERK all over twitch dot tv this sunday and YOU are going to tune in <3

tried to play spore creature stage and my disgusting animal died because it wouldn't eat the other animal it literally just killed and then crashed the game

you're going to watch cartoonz if you know what's good for ya

36 people have died at ICE's hands in the past year may of these deaths did not happen on camera, but it does not make them any less horrifying and unacceptable this is a list of their names, where they lived before being abducted, and a link to crowdfunding if i can find it

they're running out of shit to talk about on r/shrek

Every so often, I remember this tweet and it kills me for some reason

(rugrats episode where the babies meet special guest stars REM) look chuckie it's michael stripes

haters will see you get yourself a trucker's atlas and be like "maybe she'll go and blow a gasket"

YOU CAN'T ARREST ME I'M THE CAKE BOSS

Cleffa Fucking Dies

fuck me it janruayruy

my new year's resolution is to drink a paloma and have a really good orgasm. not necessarily in that order

i am the inventor of the Internet

when i was a kid i had this guy in my animal crossing town and he replaced every single piece of furniture in his entire house with bugs and got sick for over a month

she said she plays Animal Crossing, i told her i'm an Animal, don't Cross me

dude your dog gave me fucking lavender town syndrome

oh but when *i* interrupt network television to talk about how great i am suddenly that's an issue

my name is Sinister Woke

milla jovovich answers fan questions in an aol chat, 1995

listen i know correlation doesn't equal causation and i'm not trying to make any serious medical claims, i'm just saying i've been noticeably less depressed since i had a nice cup of hot cocoa the other day

incredibly excited for when the nostalgia cycle hits the 2010s and they bring back Bacon Humor

splatoon 4 finally does male idols but they're blatantly based on AVGN and the nostalgia critic

gotta love how much harder it's gotten to send somebody a gif over the past 10 years

unfortunately i was kicked out of music school for texting "who up rocking they amadeus" to my humorless and malcontent theory professor

listening to XTC skylarking it's beautiful oh my god i feel like i'm melting into liquid love

miss piggy i would treat you so much better than geoff keighley ever could

i am going to make the first Newer Wave album

dunk me in milk like a cookie and don't be weird about it

i'm friends i'm in this