the revolution will not be televised but it will be free on tubi

every day i get spit-roasted by two beautiful women and their names are Caffeine and Aspartame

spunky from rocko's modern life is like the most accurate portrayal of a dog in any television show or movie because the bulk of his character is just trying to eat things he isn't supposed to eat

you know how they've had cartoon characters on hot ones a couple times? they should do that for the criterion closet

$70 for the mario galaxy games and they didn't even add in bouncy bastard galaxy fuck all the way off

...aaaaaanyway now that all that's over let's get back to talking about how cute i am

penn & teller's shithead basketball is $2 on steam right now btw, if any of you somehow haven't gotten to play it yet

hey, c'mon, your honor, i was just joshin' ya

i need to jump headfirst into some glass furniture NOW

ooooh, sorry sweetie! "working class solidarity" is a luxury only reserved for workers who DON'T forget the honey mustard with my order :)

i had a dream i was late for work and when i woke up i was late for work in real life. waow

I LOVE BOOOOOOBS

bridge troll that makes you solve riddles to get across but every time you answer one correctly it starts moaning

archaeologists have discovered drawings on the walls of a cave in germany that appear to be a primative form of a Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation

you, sir, have won the internet. but you've lost so much more

this is how every post on here is now

hit the bong once and became a fujoshi for like an hour

I AM SO FUCKIGJ HAPPY IM A WOMAN. FUUCK

new king of the hill season opens with hank pissing audibly. no notes 10/10

"gross negligence" is such a funny term like. you're so bad at your job the judge said "eeeeughh!!! yuck!!!"

was really hungry today while i was working and for like an hour straight my mind just kept repeating cdi link saying "I'm So Hungry!"

getting doom to run on jimmy neutron's dog

(seeing product with a new look) it better have the same great taste

i'm about to start screaming at people and NOT in the sexy way

the hoes are no longer afraid

one time while inebriated i drew an anthropomorphic banana character blasting diarrhea out of his banana ass and my at-the-time girlfriend was genuinely shocked and even a bit upset when i didn't want to turn this into an entire line of Shitting Fruits NFTs

my upcoming kickstarter to fund a film about the rise and fall of the Angry Video Game Nerd will be this site's equivalent of "All Or Nothing"

(on a fishing trip with my teenage son) y'see kiddo, women are a lot like fish: what you're doing right now is scaring them away. please shut the fuck up

"Gaming" was a popular pastime in the ancient American Empire. While very few records of gaming remain today, historians believe the practice was invented- or at least popularized- by a man named Clinton Years.

please contribute to the Madame Bleach Really Wants A Paloma But She Ran Out Of Tequila Fund (unless, of course, you hate women)

Help!

had a dream that i worked at kroger again and the spy from team fortress 2 kept sapping our ATMs

come on man

you never should have fucked with the my gym partner's a monkey fandom. now you're going to pay.

BLOWJOB THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS

BREAKING: Turbo Mecha-Hitler 4000 EX Endorses Cuomo

how it feels to listen to the mars volta

wow! cool

me rn

I DON'T CARE!!!! i'm listening to talking heads bitch!!!!

the last teletubby is in captivity. the galaxy is at peace.

Hi im a trans person included in the underemployed statistics and Ive been struggling finding stable work + I've spent all pride not knowing if I'll get to stay on hormones after this month Venmo: Skelekin69

Hunt Down the Nostalgia Critic

when i was little my father let me skip school to go see happy feet in theaters and i mentioned this in a tf2 lobby and they were like genuinely surprised that i was old enough to remember when happy feet came out so i guess i'm old