It would be a shame if someone told the protesters they were good girls and gave them headpats

WPATH stands for why prog in ass, that’s hard

WPATH stands for why pursue accessible transgender healthcare 🤷‍♂️

WPATH stands for woman penis always totally hot

god is an omnipotent trans woman with adhd. checkmate atheists

Heavy is the head that wears the cat ears

Oh brother am I going to be cross referencing some freakin databases www.thedailybeast.com/personal-det...

Rest in pissbert 😌

Based on the text, “Platonic friends” would mean friends you’re having extremely gay sex with

Goddesses and mistresses (in the d/s sense) ONLY 🏴🏴🏴

Someone needs to make the transbian Heated Rivalry already (they play Smash. the whole 1st episode is just awkwardly exchanging glances. also the 2nd episode. the 3rd episode is them inching closer on the couch. The 4th episode is petplay. One of them mains Yoshi, so they have Barriers to Overcome)

We're facing a nurse staffing crisis because hospital administrators intentionally understaff units to increase their bottom line — and people aren't willing to work in these awful and dangerous conditions.

When they’re going to hit

This might be the most unnecessarily niche thing I’ve ever made in that the Venn diagram of people who know both of these references looks like a pair of glasses, but I don’t meme for the money I meme for the love of the game

We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.

Help your uncle Jack Antonoff a horse

In 2026, we’re telling people exactly what we think of them. No bullshit. Brutal honesty only. Tell em exactly how much you love em

Just a reminder to anyone not from MN, Jacob Frey is not our friend

Actions have consequences.

It’s so embarrassing to publish your first book and find out the printers accidentally had it bound in human skin, everyone knows that’s a tryhard move

The three types of trans girls are those with a praise kink, those with a giving praise kink, and those who reserve all their praise for the Lord

All goths are goths until they’re successful musicians, in which case they not only are no longer goth but have never been goth

A friend accused me of posting spoilers for the movie, but I said it was just a classic Chekhov’s Paddle 😌

To prevent water on the brain, you wanna wear cerebral gore-tex

The people who delete all their posts that don’t do numbers so it looks like Oops! All Bangers are doing goddess’ own work

Just had the terrifying realization that my shower shares a (very thin) wall with my neighbors’ apartment. How I realized this was 3 minutes of belting the Joan Jett version of Crimson and Clover that ended with the thought “good things my neighbors can‘t hear… oh”

Hell yeah 💪 (nationwide nursing union with 225k members, in case anyone was wondering)

candles $34.96 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Transition goals (owning a Power Suit)

Trans-Siberian Orchestras are human Siberian Orchestras

Somewhere in Wilshire is a bar. Every Saturday night at 9 o’clock a group of drunks shuffles in and complains about how much they still hate Billy Joel for monetizing them 52 years ago.

Sex and gender are different things, in the sense that they’re both different made-up things 😊

Transphobes like to talk up the danger of “permanent changes” that can come from HRT, but much more worrying is how many girls might not know better and ruin their eyebrows by overplucking. Please be careful yall 😬

SWIM goggles: the eye protection that does drugs with plausible deniability

A family member sent me this recipe for muddy buddies and I cackled loud enough to wake the neighbors from their Xmas slumber. Next time I guess I need to mention I’m actually making a dessert for a bigger group of friends, not just like, good girls who’ve shown they can behave and deserve treats 🤷🏻‍♀️

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door

Wishing you a merry Departure of the Fellowship from Rivendell 😊🧙‍♂️🧝‍♂️🏔️

if you're wondering why your trans friends everywhere are a little on edge right now, it's because a story about a radical conservative christian student abusing rules and processes to deliberately target a trans instructor consistently gets reframed to omit the entirety of the anti-trans bigotry

Happy holidays, to those who celebrate 😊

Peter Jackson did a lot of things right, but he was still a coward who felt the need to give Aragorn pants

Call it the ✨combat phase✨ the way I was just personally attacked for 40 damage

Happy early May Day, to those who celebrate 😊🖤🏴

Merry Cakemas Eve!! 🎄 Make sure to leave oatmilk and weed cookies out for John McCrea if you want him to bring you 🎁 a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

My boyfriend and I saw you from across the inn and we really dig your look foul/feel fair vibe. Can we buy you a pint?

I hate sharing bad news just to, what, “raise awareness“ to my bluesky friends? At a certain point, it all just becomes numbing. More likely to add to despair than increase resolve. I don’t know. I felt physically sick reading it. They make me wish I believed in hell. thehill.com/policy/healt...

Been trying to cut down on the negative self-talk lately! “you stupid bitch you are totally gonna fail the NCLEX” 🚫 “wow you stupid bitch how can you not see that you are maybe gonna pass the NCLEX” ✅

Obviously the whole thing was a blatant grift from start to finish, but that she fully admits it was a zero-effort one breaks my heart in ways I struggle to even articulate, and fills me with a boundless grief it feels flippant to even try to talk about here. This bitch has blood on her hands

Critical support to all my goth siblings as we begin to move away from the darkest day of the year 🖤😢

To all the bottoms out there: I see you 😌

A lot of cis people ask what they can do to support trans people at a time like this, and, really, the answer’s simple. Go find the worst possible post you can by a trans person, just the most absolutely dogshit take imaginable, and give it exactly one (1) like 😌