You’re still right where I left you, huh?

I broke a boxing bag clean off it’s track today :/

Anyway, it’s been a minute: please look at my cute ass boxing wraps that match my nails.

Every morning I’d wake up then decide if I would choose violence and this wasn’t even that bad. Didn’t bring up how sure enough everyone’s right where I left them, how the only point of pride is community dick, or how everyone’s working towards an obsolete industry but too proud to read the room. 🧿😘

The real joke is that lord knows I ain’t scavenging shit when the apocalypse comes and instead will be tapping out, BUT if I did I ain’t letting you join in. 100% plan on being petty till my last breath. Put “Petty Wap” on my headstone. 🧿

I’m not about to take empathy lectures from someone who was egging on my opp while gaslighting me about what was happening. You don’t get to pretend to be decent when you made me, a brown AF daughter of immigrants feel insane and have to constantly advocate for why my feelings mattered.

So when Temu Lex Luther buys Vogue, what will the antiquated elitists use to justify their bs?

Officially became a dual-citizen today and gained an amazing female president. UwU

Controversial but the reason AZ lyrics is superior to Genius is because I can get straight to the words I’m missing instead of being bombarded with 50 pop up videos and ads like a 90s computer virus fever dream.

Here to report cleaning up the leaves and branches does indeed make more room for roots.

Good doggie

If I play Game of Thrones: Kingsroad, can I get an ending that isn't rushed by wanting to go work on a Star Wars IP only for it to be cancelled because my ending was so bad?

I’m gonna cry.

BITCH I’M NOW AN AWARD WINNING CREATIVE?!

New year, new shorty award nominations under my belt. 🧿

Sad to report I was not picked as the new pope.

I’m still hungover from my birthday party and now the White Lotus finale gonna make me crash out.

When bad things to happen to people who pissed me off it’s poetic justice, but when bad things happen to me it’s a tragedy.

Stella stopped making cider?! This is my 13th reason.

need a weighted blanket that will do this to me after a night’s sleep

I reread a comic book series I followed for six years in one go and did not realize how formative it was for young adult me.

Will Poulter’s in town. Will Poulter give me a chance…

The Crucible revival when?

Playing plumber with my nail extensions was choice.

ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed. No one knows why he was detained.

The State Farm logo at the end of the DC commercial is pixelated. Producer somewhere pissed.

Defend the liberty of a stranger as you would defend your own, or that of a loved one, because that is what's actually on the table—whether we are a society that will sit still as our neighbors are snatched in the night, and disappeared into darkness, or a society that will fight for each other.

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

The way I’m about to lobby the group chat for sushi.

Discord IPO?! For why? How come?

his silly rabbit 🤪🐇🤭🪄✨💖 𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻

This morning I was dying from a migraine and I’m so pissed the thing that always cures them is undefeated.

Am I getting sick?

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Fell asleep on the couch and trying to convince myself it’s too late for a bowl of cereal.

I fr just had to listen to someone say they voted for that man and understand his choices fiscally, but still feel bad for their spouse who will lose their job. This life is a farce.

Some of you really need to apologize to trees for wasting the oxygen they worked so hard to make.

“You sound like a newscaster when you speak Spanish” thanks my parents would just leave the Spanish language news on all day growing up.

I thought I gamed the system by bringing my mom to her appointment early but little did I know the real wait was at the register.

“After we’ve discriminated against, deported, or disparaged all the immigrants, the gay and lesbian and transgender people, the developmentally disabled, the women, and minorities. Once we’ve ostracized our neighbors and betrayed our friends… what comes next?” - Gov. JB Pritzker

My oath is to the Constitution of our state and of our country. We don’t have kings in America – and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one. I am not speaking up in service to my ambitions — but in deference to my obligations.

I can survive two more hours of meetings. I can survive two more hours of meetings. I can survive two more hours of meetings.

Off rip do not like the new theme song for the white lotus.

I already knew this because I saw his stand up, but Mo is so fucking good. Shoutout to canceling Netflix for getting me to binge it.

For all you freaks obsessed with the bean.

Me under my breath as I shiver into lunch: a hoe is never cold

I called the eye doctor for two weeks for my work glasses. They finally came in. They’re the wrong glasses.

MapQuest it is. Between that, flared pants, and threat of war the 2000s are back.

Is Hotmail still cringe? Looking to drop my gmail while I’m at it.