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reminder to Foundation personnel, O5-8 has gone on record stating: "I really don't know if there is or isn't an Antimemetics Division, how the hell did you get into my office? Security!"

gi robot is a parallel to don quixote, not an equivalent the windmills that don quixote mistook for giants in gi robot's retelling truly are giants and he's dispatching them as ordered, unknowing his fate is to be stuffed away on a shelf when his handlers are done with him

season 4 of house is definitely the best methinks

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dream-loser :3

I hope they're okay

updated my old tales for the classic theme and a quote for each and I couldn't be more happy about it how I'm gonna do going forward

you ever think about your best friend and realize just how good of a person they are? I do

s2 finale of house was fucking nuts

I crashed wikidot again guys

Ultrakilll or something idk I've never played the game #roblox #robloxgrace

gonna post a murder mystery tale soon except I suck at murder mysteries and have the crippling fear of failure

and now, a word from our sponsors "Antidisestablishmentarianism" this has been a word from our sponsors

you wouldn't download a car? I would.

I gaze into the abyss. The abyss gazes not back, but within. I am the abyss. I ask it why it is so abysmally dark. I ask myself why I am so abysmally dark. Who put all this black paint on me?

I look to the ripping sky for guidance as black smoke pours from the wound it bears. It looks back. I say, "May I have assistance?" It waits. It waits. It waits. It waits. "roflmao you wish dude"

Daily bunny no.3007 is lighting the lights

I'm really grateful for my friends

"I'm Invi—"

after much longer than 50 days, Plug of the Day #50 "A Grave Misunderstanding" by totally not 7eventy7evenfold. guy assassinates guy's guys because guy misunderstood guy's identity. introduces like 3 of my main guys to the wiki scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-grave-misu...

Dead by Daylight: Five Nights at Freddy's. Summer 2025.

Plug of the Day #49 "Nobody's Seen It All" by 7eventy7evenfold. my second tale! also, I'll go back to doing AotD more frequently soon scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nobody-has-s...

the world is a fuck

engineer scales to star level

good morning

Hope everyone has had a good day today.

Rookie numbers.

Check Nigma.

Plug of the Day #48 "Operation Full Stop." by 7eventy7evenfold, a first tale from a certain somebody about a mission performed by a certain Nobody that uncovers a sinister scheme. might continue?? not sure. shoutout to P-H Vixter scp-wiki.wikidot.com/operation-fu...

gonna be johnny silverhand in the future :p

o dudes I have a funny story about the administrator one time it was in like '89 we went fishing and we got our chairs set and when his pole started pulling and he was reeling, I'm not kidding when I say it somehow pulled him into the water. poor fritzy getting bullied by the fish

"free hugs for all type-green reality benders under the veil, I won't contain you sweetheart ♡" I say as the humming of an SRA begins in my back pocket

anyone who informally and/or casually writes in cursive is immediately recognizable as an agent of the lizard overlords

being such a sucker for dudes of hazmat I'm really happy the shoebody bop is getting attention because AUHTTFEWGEGGRHRUU love drue's stuff

I'm Back

hawk thue-morse. fairly share that thang

goodnight, bsky. goodnight

guys P-H Vixter guy who made Apsel wants to help me out writing Apsel for my SCP canon I've won in life 😋

i hit it so quick i made her butt cheeks clap

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the latest trendy pose has big Orange Cat Energy, so have a fluffy orange catboy 🐱 he snacc and meow

dude seriously wtf?? I thought I could look up to this guy

a reminder to citizens that it is now illegal to look into glass or use mirrors without first buying them in stores. if you think you've seen glass, run far away, because we already know

I be hitting it raw in Site-19, she securing on my containment without protection.

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I'm being beat by my husband and wife and see some feds running for me "Thank God! Please save me, my husband beat me and knocked my kids out!" they stop "Sorry, we're Task Force X." they run and taze a man for spraying a tesla with a swastika