These assholes found my deck garden and ate alllllll the leaves off my daikon. 😭 ALL of them!

if you believe Tylenol causes autism please show yourself to the door...

I know a lot of folks are making fun about today (the rapture) but someone I love has already had a disturbing experience with someone possibly related to said event. So look alive, be careful, and be alert out there, friends. Especially, if you're viewed as a non believer.

BTW, if you cancel your Disney+, Hulu, Paramount+, etc subscriptions over their capitulations to Danger Yam, do please consider donating the cost to your local PBS station.

When the world is absolute shit and you're trying to make bagels and when you try to get a baking tray everything that's been tetris-ed falls out of the cabinet creating an awful noise and you're home alone and you just primal scream until your own ears hurt but you feel better now 😅 That.

“Smart people don’t like me,” he says. First honest thing I’ve ever heard him say. 😂

I know the GOP aren’t big on history, but they must realize every time they say “we would never do that” ,hours of video will appear of them absolutely doing that.

Yesterday I deactivated my FB&my author FB so I'm only here on Bluesky, IG, and TikTok. I realized it was making my life worse& nothing I was saying about the current fuckery was reaching anyone. Also I couldn't stand seeing the people in my feed down w/that bullshit. I feel somewhat better already.

Oh I see, we weren't supposed to respond to Kirk getting shot by quoting Kirk's own words. We were supposed to respond by quoting [checks notes] Hitler. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

"the unsettling truth about Joe..." sounds like a sequel lol.

Something other people swear by that you could never do. Mine: Meal prepping. I cannot and will not eat food I prepped 3, 4, 5+ days ago. It awakens the OCD food phobia gremlins in my brain.

Black Dust is HERE! Come experience the haunting beauty of Ali Seay's @aliseay.bsky.social writing...and discover the unsettling truth about Joe. geni.us/blackdust

Raised in an orphanage, plagued by a mysterious black dust coating his body, Joe is a man alone. Bad things happen all around him, so he stays away from people—to protect them and himself. Now Sister Mary, the closest thing to a parent he's ever had, is dying… Links are now live on my site 🖤

Once more for the evening crowd ✨

Well, here we are!! Another year, another book. This one is a favorite, written not long after Go Down Hard. I love the dark raw quality to it and my MC Joe. I hope you'll give it a go. I'll post a @gravesidepress.bsky.social link to buy direct when it goes up. 📕 🕯️ ⛪️

Well, here we are!! Another year, another book. This one is a favorite, written not long after Go Down Hard. I love the dark raw quality to it and my MC Joe. I hope you'll give it a go. I'll post a @gravesidepress.bsky.social link to buy direct when it goes up. 📕 🕯️ ⛪️

I don't know who needs to hear this but Tubi has some banging horror movies on their app. Today working from home I've had on Sinister, The Autopsy of Jane Doe, The Color Out of Space, and The Void. An all star spooky lineup.

Ah Monday, you bitch, we meet again. But at least I have something to look forward to. Coming soon... graveside-press.com/product/blac...

Steve meddles in @aliseay.bsky.social's BLACK DUST. Out now if you buy it direct from @gravesidepress.bsky.social! #books #amreading #horror #bookreview #booksky www.horrordna.com/books/black-...

A great bright spot in a rough start to Friday 😅 Made my day! COMING SOON/Or OUT NOW depending on how you go about it. 🖤🎉

Same #atwork

When your boss says, “I saw this and thought of you” 😂 #myworkhereisdone

Just a reminder that this little ditty is coming out 9.12.25 (I absolutely love this fucking cover FYI 😍)

Happy Monday! I celebrated by yanking my giant water cup roughly out of the cupholder when it got stuck, watching it flying up in the air, spouting iced tea all over me while I somehow managed to catch it in mid air. I'm still covered in tea, though. My work here is done. ✨💫

Can someone please make fucking cinnamon rolls in a tube gluten free! That is all. Thank you for listening.

Full cover 😊

Finally an out loud yay! My novelette Black Dust is out from @gravesidepress.bsky.social September 12th. Super excited. If you're interested in a digital ARC please message me and I'll get back to you ASAP.

The Mondayest Monday in a long while.

Ran in the grocery store last week to get Benadryl and was surprised to find it very dim. I know it was a money saving measure but it was the most pleasant grocery shopping trip I've had in years. I've suffered anxiety in grocery stores since I was a kid never realizing it was sensory overload. 😵

Watched someone, in real time, pickup, read the blurb, and checkout Inhospitable at my branch. That was fun and weird and cool.

we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.

Time for the yearly rewatch

I should have a cover and news about a new release soon. Very excited. Super excited. Sooooooo excited. Even though it's Monday. 😬😂

Yesterday was Jason's birthday. He chose our Sunday Sofa Matinee. Tokyo Gore Police. Or as I call it for my brain--a study in overstimulation. So much screaming. Endless screaming. And high velocity blood. 😅😂😱

Any day I have to leave my own cozy witch hovel and go off into the world to work is a bummer. However, today on my way to work I saw a man riding his bike in a full body nude suit. He literally, at a glance, looked naked. And after that, well, I couldn't be in such a bad mood could I.

Another Saturday at work—another greeting from my PC wallpaper ✨

Please remember to check the sidewalk temperature before you take your pooch for a walk. Delicate beans need protection.

Short staffed x2. Swamped. Me all day so far:

Also—this will be tonight’s movie 😆

Went to the Indian Echo Caverns today. It was amazing. But you know in the back of my mind there were other things… lol

I celebrated a lazy, low key, no spend Friday in the best possible way. #RayYoureChanting

Came to work and saw this ☠️🌱

Thunderstorm=free water. I don't have to lug jugs of water out to my deck to water my plants. I'll focus on that. The mild to moderate anxiety that I still get during storms from when Jim was terminally ill is just background noise. 😬 (I'm lying) Storm season is long over here...

That sure was a thing. This is why I will never cruise 😂

Steve finds out what's so INHOSPITABLE about that new house in @aliseay.bsky.social's newest, now out from @grindhousepress.bsky.social. #horror #amreading #booksky www.horrordna.com/books/inhosp...