I wonder how many campaign ads we'll see that are just shots from around DC with no words. East wing, reflecting pool, Kennedy Center, UFC circus, rose garden patio thing...

Ok, Messi. Hat trick. 3-0 Argentina. Dude is 38. #WorldCup

He's been doing this shit long before he was FBI director. What a moron. When bragging is more important than following the process.

He's married to Dinesh D'Souza's daughter if that matters.

I see you, Algeria. 1-0 on Argentina. #WorldCup

I don't get upset with celebrities too often. But, I feel like a lot of people (myself included) feel extremely disappointed and even betrayed by Nate Bargatze. Nate just took a sledgehammer to his career "in one fell swoop."

Oh, so they have NOTHING nothing

The fucking "you just wait and see" administration. Weren't we also waiting to see the economy take off like a rocket ship? Like late last year? More news from the U.S. Just Sit Tight attorneys, regarding the Everything Will Be Cool Act of 1904.

I'm not saying I would know how to fix the algae problem, but...

Aaaaaand he'll get confirmed anyway.

Seems like a decent guy...

Sounds like a big deal...

We're such an embarrassment. When you look around the poker table and don't see a mark...

Yet another thing we don't talk about anymore. That time there was a warehouse full of food ready to go and we decided nah fuck it. Remember USAID?

The Iran situation looks like the leg lamp in the Christmas Story movie when he tried to put it back together. Biden used up all the glue on purpose!

Watching some G7 clips today, Trump looks like a Chuck E. Cheese band member robot that's running out of batteries. Someone needs to plug him in.

OMG this is brilliant. Falling asleep with some dude pounding on another dude right in front on him.

A very flawed paper that anti-vaxxers use to support the false conclusion that vaccines cause autism was retracted last week because of “concerns about methodology…and conclusions”. Of course RFK Jr. in his role as HHS Secretary is now demanding an explanation. Here it is: the data are shite.

Is wrong to be rooting for that pool to go to shit?

BREAKING: Gov. Gavin Newsom says the Trump Justice Department is investigating him and his wife. "Donald Trump isn't just coming after me because of my mean Tweets. He's coming after me because I am considering running for President."

"WH" stands for Waffle House, right?

LOL why did it take someone this long?

Who sank 2 Ecuadorean fishing boats? Survivors point to drones as Washington denies involvement

The power and strength are palpable.

Ooooh sorry, Mitch. I noticed a pre-existing condition. That's going to be $40k out of pocket. Maybe shop it around.

The worst player on the NY Jets. Let's keep it going.

Didn't they destroy Pelosi for saying we have to pass the bill so we can know what's in it? Sounds like something similar.

AGAIN, he looks bored and sleepy. He also suggested the UFC fight last night was bigger to many people than the World Cup. What a brilliant thing to say in Europe to a European leader.

Let's pretend Trump wasn't president (I know, a girl can dream) but rather another president's appointment for a department. Not a chance in hell he'd get confirmed.

Watching Macron listen to him babble is just painful. I shouldn't have to feel cringe when I watch my president speak in public.

I woke up AGAIN today to a new low. Maybe this is what happens when your leader calls them monkeys.

Everything is going great. War is over.

LOL. They could be right and it could be residual. What the hell would I know? But, Occam's Razor says bullshit; you didn't fix/improve anything.

Oh, you know the answer.

If you're the Carolina Hurricanes, is there a better place if you're going to win the Stanley Cup on the road? Change my flight to Wednesday. #StanleyCup #NHL #Hurricanes #Knights #LasVegas

Just in case Iran still wants to enforce tolls, Trump has a new plan. Notice the gold.

Lara only likes him because he's hot.

They can't even gambling on sporting events legitimately. Human pieces of shit.

No one knew there could be rain in June.

It's from the fight. I was fighting. Testing the fighters. They are very tough. I was fighting them. They said I was the toughest person they ever fought. I'll be fighting them again in two weeks.

Heads up: The U.S. Postal Service has proposed a new rule that would allow it to refuse to deliver mail ballots in states that don't turn over voter rolls to the federal government. Dems say it's clear evidence the Trump admin is trying to unconstitutionally intrude on state-run elections.

This is from the UFC fight?

I don't know what Bluesky's marketing budget looks like, but I hope they at least inquired about sponsorship opportunities at this event.

Thank god we ripped up the JCPOA!

I'm constantly shocked that I can be more embarrassed every day.

LOL rain delay for the UFC fight. So fantastic. Also they said the fighters won't be bothered by the mosquitos because they'll be busy fighting. When would mosquitos be MORE annoying than when you're in a stationary choke hold?

JFC they are broadcasting pre-show stuff FROM the White House. Jesus Christ. We're the shithole country. Some low-class bullshit.

Watching some of this pre-show UFC shit. Remember when he said he was going to have a fight on the WH lawn last year? And remember how all of his supporters say don't pay attention to that stuff, he's just kidding?

Achieve real peace? Like the kind we had before you ripped up the JCPOA and blew up school girls?

Christian Cole got some 'splainin' to do.