Steven W Skinner
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Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast stevenwskinner.com
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Naming my child āTerms & Conditionsā so they will be accepted without question
about 1 year ago
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The double negative in the lyric 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts' is problematic and here's why
23 days ago
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Halloween is a dead give-away
about 1 year ago
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mark magark
about 2 years ago
Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
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The Romans column as they 'seum
about 2 years ago
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I try to keep at least 1000 feet away from millipedes
about 2 months ago
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I knocked a hole in the igloo with a roundhouse kick
3 months ago
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Travis comma bitch
over 1 year ago
C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it
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"I'm halving a baby!" - King Solomon
3 months ago
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I finally caved and took my wife spelunking
3 months ago
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Russian nesting dolls can be a little hidden miss
3 months ago
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Every masseuse has an interesting back story
4 months ago
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Iām thinking about becoming a freight inspector- itās a job that checks all the boxes
4 months ago
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Classic from the camera roll
4 months ago
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This Italian coffee doesnāt taste right because affogato put in the ice cream
4 months ago
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Signed my daughter up for the more formal version: Jamesnastics
4 months ago
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I'm having a soup* and sandwich** for lunch **hot dog *hot dog water
5 months ago
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Read the room, the writing is on the wall
5 months ago
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The best thing to drink while ironing is a smoothie
5 months ago
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You rarely hear about the dark side of birding, but I knew an ornithologist who became addicted to heron
5 months ago
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I have this condition where I blurt out state names and the doctors donāt know Wisconsin it
5 months ago
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I have aphantasia and I canāt imagine what itās like
5 months ago
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The most appropriate time to fart is 2:10
5 months ago
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āDad, can we go to the optometrist?!ā āWeāll seeā
5 months ago
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Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?
over 1 year ago
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The world is my oyster- I donāt like it and itās making me sick
6 months ago
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Bought a copy of āMetamorphosisā, told the cashier to ākeep the changeā and they grabbed it back
6 months ago
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My lumberjack friend got promoted- now theyāre in a different axe bracket
6 months ago
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Gave myself a tattoo now Iām having trouble separating the art from the artist
7 months ago
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*rolling up sleeves* These Catholics want the smoke
7 months ago
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Lawyers should always have a snack prepared for long courtroom proceedings- trial mix
7 months ago
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May the 4th be with you? That's cute- I can make a Star Wars pun with Bothans died behind my back
7 months ago
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I asked my friends what I should feed my pet snake and⦠ā¦crickets
7 months ago
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FRIEND: āSee you later Alligator!ā ME: ā...Caimanā
7 months ago
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I think traveling back in time would be pretty great ā¦then again
7 months ago
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Show me how two u's this vacuum
7 months ago
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Mermaid with the pronouns fish/she
7 months ago
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The Earth is the best planet in the world
7 months ago
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Wrestlemania is ok but then comes the Wrestledepression
7 months ago
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[Scrooge opens window] "YOU THERE, Boy! What day is it?" Boy:
7 months ago
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Easter Island must be absolutely insane
7 months ago
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This years Easter basket did not disappoint
7 months ago
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*hands you a divining rod* "I hope this finds you well"
7 months ago
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Travis comma bitch
7 months ago
For sale: running shoes, never worn.
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If I ever complete my M Night Shyamalan collection I wonāt tell anyone, but there will be Signs
7 months ago
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This has made me realize how much I enjoyed living in precedented times
8 months ago
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ME: Hey, you wanna watch āAll Dogs go to Heavenā? CERBERUS:
8 months ago
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I have no idea what to do with my hands when playing cards
8 months ago
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Better to remain prank-less and be thought a fool than to prank someone and remove all doubt
8 months ago
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The road to the final four is paved with shoe squeaks
8 months ago
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