I want to read, but I also really want to nap. #vacationproblems

Do you think birds have fun on really windy days? Or are they like, oh shit! I'm all out of control!

Shampoo and conditioner should come in squeeze bottles, like toothpaste.

It's a beautiful day to subscribe or boost your subscription to @maximumfun.org

30th century Crystal Tokyo got blown up and almost all of the residents died. Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask saved the world and all the residents were then un-dead. So, Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask are necromancers?

This is a group of librarians at WEMTA 2026 watching The Librarians, thanks to PBS! #wemta #wemta26

Get someone who looks at you the way these boys look at my Chinese leftovers. #caturday

Merry #caturday to you and you and you

Not going back to Spotify bc the only reason they aren’t running ICE ads is because the campaign ended. Meaning if the government did another campaign, Spotify has no issue putting the ads back on. Continue cancel Spotify.

The musical guest is the worst part of the #roseparade - I want to see the floats, the horses, and the marching bands.

A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates.

And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, but rather was bitten by a vampire and is now immortal.

Merry #caturday, everyone

Last night I had a dream that Ice Planet Barbarians was the reason my lemon curd wouldn't solidify - a weird combination of my love of smut and Great British Bake Off.

Oh my goodness. He's just so sweet. #caturday

Am I fighting or hugging? #caturday

When Li Speaks, we listen #projectrunway #aufwiedersehen

I'm thankful for these two doofy boys. #caturday

Husband to cat: why are you licking the lightbulb? Me: he wanted a light snack! #dadjokes #caturday

I don't know if these guys have enough history to be a nerd mystery, but I think these little guys are fascinating - mainzelmännchen @nerdmysteries.bsky.social

Another beautiful #caturday

These guys sure know how to celebrate #caturday

Will I ever be this comfortable? Happy #caturday

Napping is an appropriate way to celebrate #caturday

Happy #caturday

Do you ever feel like you're being watched? #caturday

Pretty sure this has become a #caturday exclusive account

May you be this comfy on this joyous #caturday

A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates

KPDH meets GBBO Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes." Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."

Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations

Babe, cancel your weekend plans. The new T. Kingfisher book just dropped.

Wait. What? Wordle 1,520 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Which #kpopdemonhunters song would be most likely to be featured as a lip sync on #RuPaulsDragRace and why?

I dont think it’s premature or fear-mongery to say this but: Heed the warnings of black and/or queer educators and academics who are savvy to what goes on around them and in the field because those are the ones they’ll be going after first.

Someone was just setting off fireworks and now there's a severe thunderstorm and I feel like that's just very apt.

We have one of those bidets that you can install into your existing toilet. I still regularly use the "righty tighty, lefty loosey" phrase to help me remember how to turn our garden hose on and off. This is a problem, because for the bidet, you turn it right to turn it on, and left to turn it off.

So thankful to finally get to see a live #theadventurezone

Now that's what I call hail #captureec

Hearing the Heaving Bosoms podcast hosts squee about how wonderful @tkingfisher.com is makes me very happy. (This week's episodes are about Paladin's Strength!) bleav.com/shows/heavin...

Big hope comes in small packages.

Cowboy Butter by Derek Wolf - is this a prank? Am I being pranked right now? How is this not a McElroy joke product?

Woke culture has gone too far.

The 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline can be reached in the US and Canada by calling or texting 988. It’s free. It’s available 24/7. maximumfun.org/transcripts/...

Holy buckets, #BluePrince is just stunning.

Lol. Auto block.

When robins attack