SHIT! I didn't have "Staged Assassination Attempt To Justify Ballroom" on my Trump Dystopia Bingo Card!

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Guessing we’re gonna see staged assassination attempts every month until the midterms.

Because it was staged.

Well, starting a war didn't raise his popularity like he thought it would so they're pulling out all the stops now. I'm so sick of this shit.

BREAKING: Trump spotted with bandages on BOTH EARS after assassination attempt. Developing...

@CNN is trating this fake assassination attempt like it was real, just like they did with the fake assassination attempt in Butler.

OFFS, do they REALLY think a second staged assassination attempt will fly?

I feel really bad on this one. I hope the elephants don't suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after this horrific traumatic event in their lives. Thoughts and prayers for the elephants and FAFO for the millionaire: www.thedailybeast.com/elephants-tr...

WARNING: New patents filed by Ford means YOU CAN LOSE THE ABILITY TO DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE!!! You will own NOTHING and BE HAPPY! youtu.be/ZWT1dzpQWqw?...

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

I hear that Kash PAtel hates the nick name "J. Edgar Boozer".

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

NOTE TO @chuckschumer.com IF YOU RETAKE TEH SERNATE AND THOMAS RESIGNS, YOU CAN SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR SIMPLKE BY REQUIRING VOTES ON EVERY UNANIMOUS CONSENT REQUEST! You HAVE THE POWER TO ENSURE NO NOMINEE COMES UP FOR A VOTE!

THEY HAVE ALRE$ADY TESTIFIED MULTIPLE TIMES UNDER OATH!!! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

There needs to be more people like Derrick in the world and fewer people using and abusing women. You've all seen the story on the 🍇 academy, right? Support and believe women.

Checking out Mozilla Thunderbolt. I think it's a great tool for most enterprises.

COMPUTER CODE IS SPEECH!!!!!

Representative Josh Gottheimer from New Jersey's 5th Congressional district MUST BE PRIMARIED OUT OF CONGRESS! HE is the congressman who submitted H.R. 8250 which would effectively make everything but CORPORATE versions of Linux ILLEGAL in the US. This man is bought and paid for by Meta.

ANY politician who supports H.R. 8250 - Parents Decide Act is my MORTAL ENEMY. I REFUSE To be guided by party poltics. ANY Democrat who supports this CRAP is an ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE. Yes, I used those words. This is fascistic bullshit and will put children in danger.

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I have no words... www.fox29.com/news/police-...

ANY Democrat who votes in favor of H.R. 8250 REGARDLESS of how the bill ends up, I WILL NEVER SUPPORT AND WILL ACTIVELY SUPPORT THEIR OPPONENTS IN ANY ELECTION, even if that means supporting a Republican. This shit goes beyond the pale and is a red line for me! www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

Happy US Tax Day for those who celebrate, and for those who don't, Happy Extension Day!

Jeff Bezos deserves to be alone in a room dying slowly and painfully from a blood clot to the brain for at least 24 hours before being discovered and passing away for this shit: www.livemint.com/companies/am...

This man is DONE in US Democratic Politics, AND RIGHTLY SO! www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Trump on the Iranians during the negotiations, "they are holding no cards." YO, ASSHOLE, THEY ARE LITERALLY HOLDING A STRAIGHT!

It feels like they're making JD the administration's pain sponge, which I appreciate

TRUTH!

Artemis II was the ABSOLUTE BEST government competency porn since Trump was inaugurated.

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Mexico will have universal healthcare by 2027. They'll probably build a wall now to keep US out.

Since Trump's total disregard for the Budapest Memorandum and the fact that even nations with some nuclear capability being completely disrespected by hi, you can sort of understand Iran's stance of never going to agree to not becoming a nuclear power since that's the only way to be left alone.

This is the difference between Dems and MAGAts. We hold our own accountable for their actions, they protect kiddie rapers. This translates to media, too. Dems are criticized by EVERY media source while half of the media protects pedophile MAGAts at all costs.

I’m very proud of my wife for sharing the details she did. I’m disgusted by all of it. She found herself in one of those moments where she didn’t care what she lost if it helped one other person. The reality is the truth don’t care who tells it, but she told it. Love you @allysammarco.bsky.social

If she doesn’t say “yes“, and in a lucid state, forget about stopping. Don’t even fucking start.

Time for him to resign in disgrace.

If out sailors have anthing approaching a sense of humor, the US Navy sailors who retrieve the Artemis II on splashdown should all be dressed in Ape constumes.

If the insurers provide the information it is a DIRECT violation of HIPAA laws.

Trump waved the white flag and TACOed. I am so grateful he surrendered to the Iranian regime because gasoline in my area is now $1.85/gallon higher than when I filled up two vehicles and three gas cans on the day he started this fucking war.

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Here's a feel good blast from the past, from @theonion.com back on January 23, 2013! theonion.com/when-youre-f...

I have to admit, of all the impeachment talk, impeaching Kegsbreath is far more likely than anything else. #1 he's not Trump. #2, he's almost universially hated and #3. it's the easiest YES voote to convict for Republican Senators facing re-election this cycle.

So Trump TACOed. Is anybody surprised?

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The Trump regime is investigating Cassidy Hutchinson for telling the truth about Trump. Because facts and courage are kryptonite to fascists and therefore must be destroyed. (NYT gift link)

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