“If the ELEVATOR tries to break you down, go crazy.” Elevator, not escalator. No surprise the fux at FOX are illiterate in #prince.

Guess this is #US now. Are we not entertained? (No, we are not, because all the entertainers have been silenced.) #kimmel #freespeech

At least there’s now a chlamydia vaccine for koalas. #goodnews #brightsides

Ironic because he makes everyone I know want to take Tylenol. Or meth. Anything to cure the cognitive dissonance that is knowing this worm-infested weirdo is head of HHS. #rfk #brainworm #makehimgoaway #someofmyfavoritepeopleareneurodivergent

We are the dumbest.

I wish Panama papers people would leak the Epstein files.

I wish we’d go back to catching the bad guys and making them pay.

How we got here (everywHERE.) #public-poll: do you think it’s possible for the side of good to prevail without using this playbook?

Glad I was sitting down for this earth-shatteringly expected non-revelation.

@thedailyshow.com tonight was well worth the watch.

How fun. apple.news/A_nAIoZ5tQ3K...

We’re living through an era that’s also an invitation.

Certain narcissists want to play with their military weapons (see call for birthday parade comprised of tanks a la what North Korea’s leader’s into), but the reality on the ground is unlike Jan. 6th, there’s no need for the National Guard. Please only trust the word of those who live here in L.A.

Oh look, another helping of BS.

Talk about human smugglers (the pot) calling smuggled humans (the kettle) human smugglers (black.)

@caleodis.bsky.social, you wanted a salacious twitter feud between two insane narcissists for your birthday, right?

I guess this tracks…

Will we ever tire of living in interesting times?

Happy #pride. I love you all.

Donald Trump Saturday evening reposted an online message from someone claiming that former President Joe Biden was "executed in 2020" and replaced by a clone.

All things current White House be like:

🔥 DENIRO AT CANNES: “In my country we’re fighting like hell for the democracy we once took for granted… Art looks for truth, embraces diversity — that’s why we are a threat to autocrats and fascists.” 🇺🇸

We now understand why it’s not called the “deep SEE floor.” (I’ll show myself out.)

At least #davidbrooks is admitting to having very bad eyes.

It’s fun that this is the guy attacking higher education + signing executive orders concerning accreditation. Also, I keep reading “enduring” as “endearing.” Also, my Alma mater is mentioned #GoCats www.americanprogress.org/article/trum...

His own unaccredited “university” shut down after 6 years and multiple class action lawsuits so he def knows of what he’s executively ordering.

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social ‘s been good from the get-go, but the last couple eps with #heathermcghee and @petebuttigieg.bsky.social were especially inspiring.

With billionaires, educational institutions, and law firms bending the knee to Trump, Heather McGhee says the US is now a competitive autocracy.

@alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social ‘s The Dark Money Game docs should be required viewing.

Honest question: who are we waiting on to definitively call what’s so clearly happening a “constitutional crisis”? And once it’s definitively called what it is, who can be counted on to actually DO something about it?

So much for being a nation of laws and not of men.

Has he tried not being a total dick?

Amazon offers free returns.

At least we get new dire wolves.

Bob Geldof had the measure of Russell Brand.

If only there were a word for this

@corybooker.com #goodtrouble

@corybooker.com you’re a hero. THANK YOU.

I sure hope everyone reads this. bsky.app/profile/hcri...

Ah, so we are being “culled.” Cool.

“Disturbing” (also other words) apple.news/AXEh_mEgZQZa...

Oh look, more bullshit

Shockingly unexpected. Nice use of “signal” in the headline too. Russia’s New Demands Signal Trouble for Trump’s Goal of Quick End to Ukraine War - The Wall Street Journal

Just some favorite views #pikespeak #hollywood #gardenofthegods

Pesky ides of March

I’ve been reading a book called #ThePersuaders by @anandwrites.bsky.social and it talks about the need to bridge the chasms between left and right. It’s really good and I highly recommend it. But I’ll add that my brain hurts when I try to imagine trying to reach folx like Leavitt.

Uh oh the Trump administration accidentally added us to their group chat