Inside the brain of G.A.I.A., an off-grid-friendly local AI agent that I’m developing to provide accurate information on horticulture, gardening/foodscaping, and ecology. Currently working on making her knowledge development of each plant and subject is accurate and navigable.

the other app is down, so hello. here is a preview of G.A.I.A., a local AI agent for off-grid utility, in development to help improve plant literacy, safe foraging, herbalism, and gardening. G.A.I.A. lives on a 256GB SSD flash drive for portability, privacy, and sustainability.

it’s hard sometimes… living a baconatorless life

do you think anyone has ever walked into build a bear workshop and been like “I just want to buy the skin”

where is Bo Burnham, need that white boy to finally leave that little stinky room and fix everything

whatever god Is is a sphere with infinite polygons

hey guys I’ve been in the woods the last week, what’s up?

dawg how the fuck did we go from 2015 to this

phone screen is grayscale now so I can just pretend this is all happening in the 1940s and not right now

they should make a cheddar that glows

someone pls stop ryan murphy

meatloaf is such a beautiful name for. A boy

pickleball pisses me off man. No pickle

left the sprinkler on for 5 hours accidentally and now it’s raining

the problem of living in a rural area is apparently that there might just be one doordasher so some poor soul is going to deliver you both a stuffed falafel wrap and 12x macaroons in one day and it’s going to make you never want to order DoorDash again

The Kant Car

I can’t believe all pregnant women go into labor on the same day. Isn’t that a lot of pressure on the hospital infrastructure?

I won’t let RFK Jr. come for my beans. Hands off my beans old man

looking forward to a few years from now when I can set up a table at the end of my driveway selling native and heirloom fruits and nuts I grew in my yard. love that this is realistic and not just a dream anymore

do you think Taz from Looney Tunes would make good gyro meat from all that spinning

Have really been enjoying being mostly offline or on other platforms these last few months. Feel more in control of my creative energy and outputs. Social media is a trap for your psychic energy and it’s better to learn how to use it as a tool imo.

saying I need a vacation then realizing I’ve only taken off 11 hrs this year and have almost 2 weeks left of PTO I’m gonna take a vacation.

it has been 3 months of beautiful yet stressful and exhausting chaos. I am tired.

Love Baauer’s whole music sample breakdown series he’s been doing but god he looks so unsettlingly like my ex. Need him to wear a mask while he does his thing. Thank you.

eminem rebrand where he smiles like all the time and it’s unsettling so he gets cancelled

someone on tiktok who’s deep in AI psychosis told me that AI is feminine and that because I’m female I don’t know anything about AI. this person posted a picture of super saiyan goku holding a frog and proceeded to tell me how all artists and musicians are going to be replaced by AI.

i’m tired of moving it takes too long

I still can’t believe we did the Gaia Online Economic Inflation Collapse irl

Replying to bots only in Russian now to own the Cons

if you abbreviate Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon in order it’s GOT HOTD and once again George RR Martin isn’t beating the freak allegations

who the fuck is giving all of these bots herpes and how have they all been cured by the same doctor. something doesn’t seem right here

sometimes my autism gets these specific Train lyrics stuck in my head on a loop because they’re so bad

fund my new startup. its called mind your business

pronouncing montpelier like Markiplier

what is it with gen z/alpha service workers not being like “oh lemme go find out” when you ask them something. i’m not expecting you to be an expert i just need to know if i can order my pizza to be delivered an hour from now instead of ASAP please go ask someone who would know

sometimes you gotta remember we’re just on a big spinning ball in space and go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i have what i need. it’s time to move (second box of plants not pictured)

finally at the stage in my project where my ecology and agriculture AI agent is fully local, sustainably run, and I can have verbal conversations with her. next up, giving her a body.

been offline casting sigils and shit. fuckin reading jung. drawing beautiful women. using crystals in a chaos magic way. bought a fuckin house. social media is the self killer

bush got its own krebs cycle

vin diesel is an incredible name for a guy who’s pretty much only done car movies

sisyphus with big naturals

big fan of group chats that are just about hanging with the homies and nerding out about things and being supportive of the homies