*gulp* so is there a mr. Direction? The female magician I hired for my adult birthday party that no one else showed up to: did you just swallow the card?

Ellie Goulding voice: So love me labubu L-l-love me labubu Touch me labubu T-t-touch me labubu 24 karat gooooold

I know this is obviously preaching to the choir over here but it really cannot be overstated how much Trumps response to the airline crash is just. So evil.

Ever since Trump got sworn in gas pumps have been slower

Asunder has got to be one of the top worst ways to be torn

Accidentally buying caster oil instead of castor but it’s cool cuz now my staff is shiny af

I’m 🎶 dreaming 🎵 of a white Jesus

Installing this in the center

When I finally buy a game that's been on my Steam wishlist for five years because it's 90% off

big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on

You’re telling me a squash nutted this butter?

What a year it’s been for Green™️

I’m crying