Phase one of MRSA treatment (nasal decolonization) has begun! Turns out this will take quite some time!

Seems time to post this again youtu.be/3OnCcRV1PqY?...

Ive got MRSA 😢

The Godfather Part 4 looks intriguing

(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this

Corner kick! (Fútbol is life)

One of my short horror stories was recorded by WILDSound Festival, performed by voice actor Val Cole. This story was an experiment in 2nd person narration, and fits into my preoccupation with ecclesiastical metaphysical horror. Please enjoy! youtu.be/f2QdAiQ9Fts?...

My worst food crime? Most of the fruit I eat (a lot) is eaten because i’ve put it in beer.

I am recovering from some sort of nasty upper respiratory infection… since my health insurance is so awesome I can’t see an actual doctor, and have to hope it isn’t anything major. My governors office says there is a lack of primary care physicians in my state but try again to find one in 2028

Celtic strike agreement for Martin O’Neill to remain as manager - The Times of London apple.news/A1nbOH6OVSkS...

How many people are flying home from Budapest early? (Statistically speaking?)

Not the best shootout ive ever seen🤷‍♂️

If my approval ratings were the worst in presidential history, you would not catch me attempting to put my face on a banknote virtually no one could afford to carry; specifically as a result of my own idiotic economic policy… but maybe that’s just me…

How sour can grapes actually get? What are they looking at to come to this conclusion?🤔

Judge me not for where I find joy; may you find it elsewheres

“The Man With No Name”? Nah, not me. I’m “The Man With A Fork In His Hand”

Stock market? I do t think so….?

OK, I have interrupted this ancient ritual far too often and I fear the gods unto whom I have turned myself over. May be angry with me. I must leave you now.

Is that a dentist? Here in the forest?!

These mushrooms have allowed me to bypass my own self-protection sub-routines! I can be very honest or creative or introspective; but you can only have one.

I just ate some mushrooms, but hey, do you think I have like way too many clothes on?

🎶 Oh Daizen Maeda, when will we see, your like again...

🎼…AND IF YOU KNOW THE HISTORY…🎶

you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

Smoker maintenance

I FOUND THE BLAPPLE!

🍀Congratulations Bhoys!🍀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸

🍀CELTIC FC: Double Winners!🏆🏆🍀

🍀Mon the Hoops!🍀

Good

Sleep is important!

We just had a male Junior year athlete-student run a 40m at a sustained speed of 21.19 MPH. 🏃 That's almost exactly the woman's world record. The typical NCAA coaching staff use a 20.00 MPH metric as the upper limit.

Work threw out my yoghurt, one of only things soft enough for me to eat. Prepare for pure unmitigated hanger, I suppose...

I am sent to see the man who will stab me multiple times, extract his payment for my sins in blood then gold. Ive done as much as I can to avoid this, but the dentist calls for me again!

Neptune's mysterious, far-flung moon Nereid may be the last of the planet's original companions.

I'm your Huckleberry

Wow, no way? It's almost like no one at MS had thought about how the majority of their users still know how to use their products without this weird option to delegate easy tasks to a machine the produces D-grade work! www.windowslatest.com/2026/05/17/f...

Help me to smash the Patriarchy, specifically in Guatemala. Microlending is a simple way to lend a hand internationally. Olga is a hardworking mother seeking help to purchase foodstuffs. Olga Marina's loan is over halfway there on Kiva – only $150 to go! www.kiva.org/invitedby/da...

That's quite something that there is more support for Irish Unity in Northern Ireland than in Ireland. It's almost like people in Ireland are a.bit hesitant like "But what if we swallow up Northern Ireland, and it I dunno... tastes all British?" 🤣

😭

Listen, because you pulled your goalie (who saved you the entire way) and let in an additional goal for Celtic to go ahead 3-1 doesn't mean the match was abandoned. Maybe you abandoned the match, but to claim the invasion cost you the 30 seconds left in which you would score 2 goals? Na, man.

It’s oh so quiet.

Ewan Murray’s tears are glorious. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I am loving life atm! 🍀 #CelticFC 🍀 Are Scottish Champions, and new Pumas showed up at my door! 🤫(Had to put my old man insoles in, but hey, one must live, no?)

From St. Martin O’Neill:

This is what Im looking for! Fantastic content 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🍀Here’s to @pjgreenandwhite.bsky.social 😎🍀

Maybe raise a wee glass to a man who's positive attitude about this team this season during his own struggles kept a good few of us going 🍀✌🏻🥃