I guess we'll never know

Look at this dork ass loser one year come the fuck on These guys suck so much

I tried using Google Shopping's AI try on tool for a pair of pants and it just gave me an exposed belly roll for no fuckin reason at all First pic is the original

Bummer that the takeaway for the @schumer.senate.gov @pelosi.house.gov Democrats is going to be "Well now we have to be even meaner to trans kids and even nicer to billionaire corporations so they don't call us communists like him!" before they get called communists anyways and lose

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

For the last few weeks I've been bummed because i thought i stained my favorite white t shirt but it turns i'm just dripping water on myself in the same spot every time i wash my hands! ama

checked my bank account on the off chance i misremembered my balance by a few million bucks and could actually just retire today

love this new game of LinkedIn roullette

[Exit King.]

Alpha males are afraid of Portland fucking Oregon lol

Enough.

The impact of AI/LLMs on web traffic is frustrating for SEOs but what about the impact of websites all just being awful now? I hate going to a website. They are all slow, have a zillion popups, and break half the time. How much web traffic is lost from users just dreading clicking on a link?

Somehow the thought "I should look at my phone less" snowballed into hours and hours of extra screen time reading about and staring at pictures of wristwatches

I think it's funny how the media has to just keep up the bit where they don't know Batista and the Rock were just gulping down steroids all day long so now they have to be all like "weird how did they lose all that muscle so fast what did they do??!"

Facebook started at targeting me for the "dude who wears lots and lots of bracelets" style bracelets and I'm so offended I could die

A singer and a football player got engaged and I'm so upset about it because I'm a very normal man.

Ever ask a question and then forget to listen to the answer?

My birthday present to myself is a brand new MySpace angle selfie

Grounds for divorce imo

Democrats: "we had another strategy retreat and determined the winning campaign message is to have _slightly_ less police state and you can still be a _little_ mean to trans kids "

Yurt office has positives but also some negatives...

One, very admirable thing about the two South Park guys that no ever brings up is how amazing it is that neither of them ever even went through a "wear an excessive amount of necklaces and rings" fashion phase

OK just to clarify there are at least two hells: Ozzy went to Cool Hell (motorcycles, demon girls like on tattoos, cool high-fiving satan in a leather vest) And Hulk Hogan went to Hell Hell (no motorcycles, Rush Limbaugh, penis smashers, not-at-all-cool satan who doesn't give any high fives ever)

Kids are doing a "dad day" where they are pretending to be their dad. So this means they are wearing my baseball hats, going "whoooaaaaawhoooa I dropped my phone" while dropping their pretend phones and then farting and I don't know if I've ever been owned this hard in my entire life.

Even better what if one person just got all the money imagine how much harder and smarter everyone else would work so they could maybe that one person some day!

A gameshow called The Protestant Contestant

Any International #SEO folks see AI Overviews going up everywhere except France, where it's going down? This is Reddit, for example:

5yo walked into my office this morning: "Are you working today?" "Yep." "Ha ha." and then he just left.

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

I don't like that Spotify uses <year> to name auto generated music lists. I don't want to reminded everything I listen to is from 2012 or whatever? Just name every playlist "Normal music" please.

Two back to back Google searches for the exact phrase "angels landing trail closure." Two completely opposite AI Overviews.

My controversial SEO take is that I believe a big reason Reddit ranks so high is that people actually really really want information written by real people and not just their partnership with Google.

Oh come on {Elon or Donald} you're not going to take that kind of shit from {Elon or Donald} are you? You're way stronger than {Elon or Donald} you should show {Elon or Donald} what you're really made of everyone will respect you after that!

Really curious about the influencing factors for the "Against Gay marriage => Support gay marriage => back to against Gay marriage" crowd. I mean i can guess what it is but still curious nonetheless. What it must be like to have so little control of your own opinions!

Congratulations everyone we did it! www.inc.com/joe-procopio...

I think its so funny that he's using this tech to just recreate those lame, imaginary conversations you have with the radio show host in your car.

Andor s2 was great! When does s3 come out I can't wait to find out what happens next!

Ever make a line graph and two different lines start moving and then stop moving at the same time?

I hope the SEO community really realizes that both GEO and LEO are taken by like very prevalent usages (geographic and law enforcement). Don't you think we already spend enough time explaining what different random terms and acronyms mean??

"What we do know is that people we categorize as 'consumers' to separate them from us, love something we call 'content' which is a category of products driven by at least a tiny bit of artistic expression, a concept we are incapable of understanding." www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Oldest kid just now got old enough that I repeatedly freak out because I think there's a strange adult wandering around our property

1. Wrath of Kahn 2. Voyage Home 3. First Contact 4. Search for Spock 5. The Motion Picture 6. Star Trek 2009 7. Beyond 8. Undiscovered Country 9. Generations 10. Into Darkness 11. Nemesis 12. Final Frontier

Andor: Great work! What did you say your name was - Manny Bozins? Manny: Acthully ith pronounthed...

Mon Mothma: The Bothans are great spies but you know the one thing they will never do is use dye to color fabric-- Luthen: THEY WILL DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO!

"Mon Mothma! The Macro Bothans is just too big to sneak by their sensors!" "What if we made him smaller" "You mean... a Mini--" "Yes." #andor

"I'm not political I just vote based on my wallet actually"

I can't decide if Strom Thurmond is rolling in his grave or burning extra hot in hell right now

Watching the new Daredevil and seeing a big potential problem with the story in that if Kingpin kills all of those NYC ultra rich folks for any reason, there will be no way I will not be unconditionally on his side for the rest of the series.

Wheel of Time is a good show, you guys