I do love me some hot Mario characters but Mario and Luigi themselves are completely nonsexual entities to me tbh I physically cannot imagine either of them being sexy for some reason lmao

this cartoon is six years old

Silly lil bday gift for bf💙💙💙

SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

He's ready to take you to taste city! Big cat commission by @polarcartoons.bsky.social ❤️

遅刻肉の日絵 お腹持ち上げピザードン(色つきVer)です 手抜きで申し訳ない…

// #vore #endovore but pred teases digestion a little bit Mewtwo Joins the Party! ...on their own terms

Hang this quote up on the wall

Most effective kabedon

DON'T TRUST HIM!! He'll sell you out for 15 nickels and a lighter

Gen 8 is the best gen for monkey lovers

Super Mario Galaxy Movie's Charlie Day says alleged UnitedHealth CEO Killer Luigi Mangione is his 2nd favorite Luigi

It does kinda suck that bears and other big guys tend to not be interested in me (going full otter will help in a few years) but I can't blame them because I'm not into twink-ish dudes at all either

Haven't seen this one posted yet

Commissions are open NOW! The form will be open until Saturday, April 4 at 10pm CDT (UTC-5), and I'll message those chosen next week after I'm home from LVFC and rested. This is *not* FCFS, so please take your time! I'll be opening again in ~2 months. 🔗 to the form: forms.gle/GmNjgDCy5xnPAsmE9

It's still a WIP because I'm still missing a lot of recipes and whatnot but I did mean that LMAO

Day 1+2: Commute and Work I like the idea of Rex from We're Back having a day job and rather then walking, which would cause a certain amount of chaos on the sidewalk, he elects to commute by car... the only difference being that he treats his car more like a skateboard. #aptoapril #aptoapril2026

If you inexplicably feel the urge to help Nestlé with ANYTHING, maybe remember the 10+ million infants they murdered in the last half century

Borrowers really do have a lot of nerve calling themselves that when they don't give anything back

Late to the party, but hey, I am part of this years #4444skin -Day Artbook It is made by @bluemoonbroski.bsky.social and @milaosoba1.bsky.social alongside other awesome artists So have a teaser of one of the two artworks I contributed. Stay tuned for more infos <3 Love ya Ani

"A Dog's Purpose" emotionally devastated me and that was before i even adopted a dog If i watched/read it now that my baby is almost 7 I would probably die of dehydration from crying

Venom has the BEST idea! He's so whimsical, isn't he?~ #nsfw #venom #marvel

never wanted a shirt more than this one

It being the last day of March, I went the opposite direction of Macro March and went to do Micro March... I might as well keep up the pattern of being the " Small Beaw " a 'lil' project I've done on Stream.

it was just an instant but the way he shows off here is gonna stick with me forever

When you can only have 70 miis on your Tomodachi Life island. #tomodachilife #shitpost

accidentally sniffed up by an unaware macro and reassuring yourself that this is the least lethal way to enter a giant body and all you gotta do is trudge back out and then you come across a skeleton stuck in the snot

Ever have those dreams where if a fictional character had one exactly like it, it'd be a sign that their psyche is cracking under pressure and need immediate intervention? No? Just me?

Currently betraying my dog by turning on the fan in my room, thus making it inhospitable She will surely step on my broken toe in retaliation More to come

Really? The grass? That was your best hiding spot? …You do realize I can see you, right?~ comm for anon uwu

Y'all I've been doing *so much* worldbuilding for my novel lately you wouldn't believe

You crawled into my... what?! My nose? Did you seriously think I wouldn't notice you in there? You're tickling me like crazy! Unfortunately for you, I like to keep a scope on-hand, and pestersome little intruders like you get spotted and sent downstairs. Buh-bye! #nasalvore #nosevore #leucams

Bam's got gains 💪🦌 Check this out in HD as well as this month's animation below!

Looks like the other shoes about to drop

Evolving mid fuck

March can be RUFF. Sometimes you just have to sit back and relax. #RuffThePokédog is taking a breather and just REALLY enjoying the feeling of being immense. NSFW 🎨: @essyx.bsky.social

I mean I *guess* I'd rather have parents who distrust the internet as a rule rather than onrs who believe everything on Facebook but I'm not sure why they refuse to believe *anything*

Animal Crossing jocks are a lot better if they are CHUNKY!

I love Xenoblade X but i forgot how unlikeable the Nopon are in this universe Literally every sidequest about them is just them scamming you into helping with a dumbass sob story even the main character doesnt fall for but does anyway

It takes a team to satisfy one big 'Zard 🔥🔥🔥

Skeb納品しました！Thank you so much!

I don't know what happened, but as soon as I entered my marketplace health insurance 1095 form for my taxes, I suddenly owe $369 to the gov't. I'm sorry. If y'all wanna help out a little bit. I don't have anything in my account. I have until April 15th to file taxes.🙏 www.paypal.me/pinkboipen

Being a robot, Omni has extra lives for macro fun! ✨ ( Cue that DR meme, but with a giant foot! 🐻💦 ) Cw: Gore, Death, Blood

CW: Pec vore/Size difference Wolf meat is great for pec growth! Need to feed my balls next, so I'm marinating a snack too 😈 Artist: @ralefov.bsky.social (Wolf belongs to him too) Smol Gato belongs to @lewdocat.bsky.social #NSFW #Art #Pokémon #Gengar #Furry #Vore #Pecvore #Micro

your micros look at you like a god and cling to every word you say and you've told them a million times "id really prefer it if we could just interact as like normal friends" and they go 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ and then nothing changes