I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS HERE.🤔

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June: They don’t need a month, nobody’s coming for them. A few months later: We’re coming for them.

The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

"We are so frigging scared of how much the Epstein files could hurt Donald Trump that we are shutting down Congress!!!!" isn't the savviest maneuver to get people to stop thinking about the Epstein files, Republicans.

This is a lie. Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein did *not* have a falling out because Trump thought Epstein was "a creep." After all, that is why they were friends in the first place. They had a falling out over money. Epstein had counterbid on a Florida property Trump wanted, driving up the cost.

I’ve looked at some of Trumps sketches today and, yeah, he’s not much of a doodler. More of a diddler, really.

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity