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I don't...care a hate spewing person in America is dead. I feel nothing about that. I am, however, irritated there's so many posts online asking me to play mommy to emotionally stunted right-wingers who could just mourn alongside people who actually liked him.

Me: here's exact dates I'm out of the country so that you don't send a letter or make an appointment during that time. Dwp: cool here's a letter arriving after you leave telling you you have an assessment while you are abroad. Me: wtf, I said ill be gone? Please reschedule it.

I have a lifetime of blunt opinions, accompanied by drastic change in light of evidence that makes going to bed at a reasonable time very difficult

I was just thinking...it's wild that I've never stepped on my laptop with my full weight. That's kinda impressive for me

Amanda Palmer is 15 years younger than Neil Gaiman. She had less renown, and in the power exchange dynamic was Submissive. People immediately jumping in to make this about how "She was always awful so I should've known" have internalised misogyny.

I have this lingering fear that no-one close to me will say to my face the cruelest parts of me the way an enemy would

Told a friend about Christmas cake

All my exes can suck it, my greatest heartache was discovering that I am a Dark Winter, and olive green did not make my skin pop

Okay, I'm just gonna drop my linktree here in case you wanna hear my music or donate to my cause (rent, that little rotating cleaning brush, spicy soba noodles, etc) linktr.ee/emilijalikes...

Hello I am queer and also a poet, please follow me for very emotionally charged absurdism, shitposting and poetry #qpoetrycomrades

I mean come the fuck on already

Making a dating form is great because you notice a bunch of fascinating human behaviour, like the loudest ones to go I FILLED IT OUT LOOK AT ME are the ones that get the lowest score, basic defensive mechanisms like negging and "I'm just filling this out for fun, I'm not interested," and 1/2

my favorite animal is me after i realize someone exploited my kindness and is now using manipulative tactics expecting patterns from my past to keep me docile.

Sheena Liam, contemporary embroidery artist of Malaysian Chinese descent

I went on one date and forgot to breathe. This is why I have a dating form, lads, because my moon is in Pisces(I have bipolar)

I need you to know that every poem I have ever written is a love poem. Especially the ones that seem like they aren’t.

I have my first date tomorrow with someone who's filled out my form and promised me cheese, and some car alarm has been blaring in the past two hours. This is a sign. God doesn't want me to get sireñe.

Anyone got good book recommendations? Last good one I listened to was All About love by bell hooks. I'm not great at reading but give me a riveting voice and something anti-patriarchial and I'm there

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