Good morning, been an age since I shared personal work here so please enjoy this ring set I made for myself after having an intensely magical summer.

The artwork from that @saraeileen.bsky.social for Nightborne...

Oh hey!! By the way this is a physical acrylic painting which is currently busy haunting my apartment.

Should I quibble with this children’s show for saying that high tide was at 7am today and low tide will be at 8:30am tomorrow morning?

Aphrodite Cosplay Summer: going strong.

Jewelry for swamp witches, lost mortals, imaginary creatures, fae darlings, fae devils, and everyone in between 💙

Gonna heck off to the ocean for an entire week, planning to make art and dive in the waves and kiss my sweethearts and wring out my soul.

Gosh I love being queer and polyam and kinky, y’all. Been thinking about this a lot lately. My relationships are so beautiful, I get to date simply the best humans, I love experiencing playful weirdness without shame, the joy of being SO intense and getting matched point for point by those I love.

No means no, my dude.

By FAR the worst part of ADHD, for me, is being surprised every single fucking time I get hungry.

The R word is not a funny, edgy word to throw at people who annoy you on the Internet. It is a medical diagnosis created during the eugenics era that people with intellectual disabilities and families have literally spent years trying to stamp out from polite conversation and public life.

Last night I modeled for a nude figure drawing session hosted by my tattoo shop! It felt fun, easy, natural; how sweet to discover that I have gained enough poise and body control to remain perfectly still for twenty minutes. How charming to see myself on the page. www.instagram.com/p/DL-JF2-MAz...

The prettiesssss

Lesbian Aphrodite cosplay after dark.

My babies!!

Lesbian Aphrodite cosplay.

Tonight I told Helen she still had to go to bed on time despite the fact that she had just gone to the bathroom (and therefore missed a few minutes of her allotted television time.) She stood up straight, put her hands in the air, and spat, “WHY can’t potty time get some RESPECT AROUND HERE.”

Okay hi, I realized this morning that I desperately miss my deep Twitter archives of “thing my child did today,” so I’m going to cross post a massive thread here from my archives. Please enjoy the chronicles of Heck and Chaos.

Tonight in Van Cortlandt Park, the swamp and the gentle rain and the fireflies, fireflies, fireflies, fireflies—

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME My city, my city I love you so much

Consider bringing cups of ice to your poll workers today!

It is warm in my city and there are so many sundresses and I am so gay, SO gay. Please the shoulders and the clavicles and the wrists and the tender inner knees, I can’t take it.

Another summer, another season I spend wondering why no one in NYC wears sun hats.

Come on my city, let’s have a decent mayor for fucking once. Rank Zohran, don’t rank Cuomo.

Shout out to @stopgrammartime.bsky.social for this stellar phot of me being a goofball.

Surely SOMEWHERE on the internet, someone who is not Jelly Belly will sell me weird flavored jelly beans…???

Allison Russell opening for Hozier. Turned me into an immediate and forever Allison Russell fan.

The New York Times has been misleading readers about the state of youth gender medicine and the evidence behind it for years now. Tomorrow they're releasing a podcast on the topic and there's no reason to believe it will be any better than their previous work.

Bacon cheese and egg on an English muffin, dear lord somebody stab that guy with a fork.

dragon Mouth perfec t size for put dragon fucker in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort dragon fucker sleep soundly put dragon fucker in dragon Mouth. Put dragon fucker In dragon Mouth. no problems ever in draggon mouth

You should also talk to the girl who looks like she is a dragon. Then maybe you should introduce the two of them. Just saying.

If you like Sailor Moon, I'd recommend checking out this mini-collection by @bardiclady.bsky.social and @shivaniswriting.bsky.social who collaborated to bring this one together. LGBTQIA+ staffed, free US shipping over $50. www.peculiarityshop.com/in-the-name-...

This was great.

I’m so sick of these fundraising texts eight times a day that are like: BREAKING NEWS (name you know) EVISCERATES (scumbag) by saying MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM pls give us moneyyyy 🥺…like, no babe, call me back when someone actually sheds blood.

Forgot to get a fork with my takeout, currently in my studio eating salad with my fingers like a feral goblin.

Please wrestling gods please give me a Wheeler Yuta hair match, I need this.

Me in the studio vibing at a frequency of JOY and absolutely covered in paint: okay now I’m gonna spray water on the high points of this canvas so that the underpainting liquifies and runs to the ground like the ejaculate of God 💦✨ 💦✨ 💦✨ 💦✨

I didn’t expect my main problem with making spicy art to be showing someone a thing that makes me BURN WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS and having them go “this is so nice! I like the colors!” Like excuse me how dare you look upon my deepest desires and call them sweet and wholesome for fucks sake

Being a mom has nothing to do with giving birth or gender. It's guiding, loving, and shielding a child or young person so they have a shot in this world. Thank you, all of you.

He means dyeing.

Here be drawings: www.tumblr.com/studiosaraei...

This is my #1 tweet that should have gone viral, I'm so mad it went unappreciated by twitter

NYC in the rain just giving her absolute best.

Things happened last night. LGBTQIA+ staffed and owned. Free US shipping over $50, flat $4 otherwise.

The tree outside my bedroom window was hit by a car a few days ago and severely damaged; today it is being removed by the city. Brutally sad and in mourning for my beautiful window tree.

Whoever said that kids don’t care about the reality-breaking details of movies—why the crab talks, or how cars are born—has never met my daughter, who would very much like to know WHY, why, why is it like this???

The bar across the street is watching the Knicks game and SCREEEEEEAMING, I feel like I am also somehow watching this game?? I’m excited for you! You’re so loud?!