IOW - Supreme Leader dealt himself a piece. www.cbsnews.com/news/doj-tik... #COpolitics

"Serious" media continues to publish statements from serial liar in administration of liars as if they are true. #COpolitics ICE officers to wear body cameras during vehicle stops, border czar says

Groypers, Oligarchs and Predators: GOP #COpolitics

The Republican Golden Age - just in time for the #Midterms. #COpolitics #CO03

Is it a coincidence that Jesse Waters on @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy loves to "joke" about quasi-sanctioned bro-approved rape? Republicans. #COpolitics

Does Gabe Evans believe Supreme Leader's lies and is Gabe Evans going to accept his own (hypothetical) reelection in the unlikely event that actually happens, if it is via #MailIn balloting which Leader says is only for losers? #COpolitics #CO08

#SecDrunk wants America to know that his testosterone treatment is NOT about artificial enhancement. #COpolitics

Repeat after me, American Republicans and GOP Candidates: "Whatever Supreme Leader says is true unless and until He says otherwise upon which point that new TRUTH (tm) is verifiably true. For His' is the POWER and the GLORY forever and ever. " #COpolitics

The Grift is for the Royal Court not the servants! Duh. White House teleprompter operator placed on leave amid prediction market insider trading investigation - POLITICO #COpolitics www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

Seems that Bezos needs to lose some contracts for letting this through. Has Judge BoxOfWine been notified?

#SecDrunk assures warriors and loyal 'mer'cans that his gender-affirming hormone treatments are NOT an artificial enhancement but meant to keep menly men manly even the women! US military will test service members’ testosterone levels, Kegsbreath says www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru... #COpolitics

LowT #SecDrunk punishes America's children to improve morale. #COpolitics

Russ is a eugenicist.

With a name like "Addison" you know this rotunda brawler only looks soft and pampered - he's lean, clean-cut and ready to drive that mail-truck to Tehran! So let's airdrop Addison "With His Bare Hands" McLobbyist onto Kharg and get this cleared up in time for his August Recess! #COpolitics

#SecDrunk launches OPERATION SDE (super-duperly endowed--really!) Pentagon to screen troops over 30 for testosterone thehill-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thehill.... #COpolitics #ManlyMenlyMen #NoBeardos #DropAndGiveMeTen #HooZAH

Dead men tell no tales, they say.

After destroying farms all across the U.S. driving thousands into insolvency - Leader plans massive tax-funded bailout in hopes to rescue the sad-sack losers known as the American Republican Party from crushing #WeThePeople rebuke. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/15/u... #COpolitics

How soon before the gold paint wears off? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Hegseth should make the entire GOP take testosterone tests: Has there ever been a bigger bunch of neutered sad-sack embarrassment of a cucks than the U.S. Republican Party during the Dear Leader Cult era? #COpolitics

#SecDrunk launches OPERATION SDE (super-duperly endowed--really!) Pentagon to screen troops over 30 for testosterone thehill-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thehill.... #COpolitics #ManlyMenlyMen #NoBeardos #DropAndGiveMeTen #HooZAH

The Golden Age is exploding all across America 🇺🇸 in extreme liquidity. "We're 🔥 HOT," Leader says as Grandma got to go see see Lindsey from the 111 heat index, 🥵 . #COpolitics

Mike Lee loves foreign billionaire hyperscaled datacenters and hates Americans' public lands. #COpolitics

#EXPLOSIVEDIARRHEA is just the price patriots must pay so that our billionaires can have their Golden Age. BTW - has cable @cnn.com considered scheduling in our Lauren Boebert, she is an expert on food-borne illnesses causing powerful eruptions. #COpolitics

Krazy Ron Johnson basically asking for #ProofOfLife.

How's it going #MAHA? #BetterLivingThruToxins #COpol

“Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!” -DJT

CO GOP from dog catcher to congressmember need to prove how theyll serve up cult-steeped guano as their base is demanding. How will Hurd glorify Leader? Is there a rock or road in #CO03 that can bear His name? Can Evans show he remains ready to sacrifice #CO08 to better serve his Master? #COpol

This seems like a huge deal: Anybody who's used infinite scroll apps knows this stuff is addictive; the EU is Doing Good here.

RNC Chair pledges to shove House GOP candidates even further up First Sphincter, "Maria, each and every House GOP member will be so far up inside that glorious (and totally healthy!) colon, that it will be like they're each wearing the ridiculous comb-over and cake make-up themselves!" #COpolitics

Federal Judge acknowledges judiciary is now wholly-owned subsidiary of Supreme Leader & Sons LLC "...went on to note that he was granting the motion...even though the request was clearly based not on facts or the law, but on Trump’s desire to excuse the violence of his supporters." #COpolitics

Has Gabe Evans #CO08 come out demading immediate resignation and removal of felon adjudicated-sex assaulter and self-professed entitled genital-molestor, the cherished Supreme Leader of American Republican Party to whom all loyal GOP must pledge total and complete fealty (HOSANNA!), yet? #COpolitics

Thank Jeff Hurd #CO03 and Gabe Evans #CO08, Colorado! #COpolitics

Yo Boomers! The 1960s called and they want their Red Scare back. #COpolitics

Thank Jeff Hurd #CO03 and Gabe Evans #CO08, Colorado! #COpolitics

Has Gabe Evans #CO08 come out demading immediate resignation and removal of felon adjudicated-sex assaulter and self-professed entitled genital-molestor, the cherished Supreme Leader of American Republican Party to whom all loyal GOP must pledge total and complete fealty (HOSANNA!), yet? #COpolitics

As if people should have an expectation that public servants should serve, publicly. How unfair! Have some respect this man is more diminished and even older than the CiC. #COpolitics

The leader of the U.S Republican Party, octagenerian rotting Supreme Leader, needs his hand held at important global powers summit. #dotard #COpolitics

Is it humanly possible to be this self-unaware or is McCarthy really this pitiful a POS? #COpolitics

Now Ted Cruz is teaching kids about how to be a capitalist as he glazes Supreme Leader with Oval Office oral tongue bath. #COpolitics

Not a single person has even mentioned slug-faced and deeply hated coward Ted Cruz. His Article I duty is to just nod along as Leader rambles on and on and on.

Demented Daddy rang the bell 🔔 today and the market reacted. #COpolitics

Is there a Commie in your social circles? Have you heard whispers about ECONOMIC GRIEVANCES? Are your neighbors doubtful Elmo is really valued at $1T? #COpolitics

Yo, Boomers! The 1950s called, they want their Red Scare back. #CommiesInMyCereal #IFearThatMyBaristaIsASocialist #COpolitics

It's Biden's fault. Mark my words. Did you know 'dumb' has a B?

For America's 250th, I read Frederick Douglass’ speech, “What to the Slave is the Fourth of July?” on the House floor—for the first time in history. His speech endures as a mirror & mandate for us all—to confront our inequities while fighting for an America as good as its promise.

Today there were socialists in my mailbox. Where will they show up next?

How many Americans will drop dead today due to Big Oil's climate lies? #COpolitics

Who would algae the Pool,which is taller than the Empire State Building is long!? #COpolitics #GreenIsTheNewAmericanFlagBlue

Law School is, apparently, for dummies and liars, or as Supreme Leader might spell it - Dumbies youtu.be/I5FG2t5clcA?... VP JD Vance Says Justice Amy Coney Barrett Made Mistake on Birthright Citizenship Ruling #COpolitics

Making billions and billions and billions off public office is just what honest Republicans do. Look at Ken Paxton for instance. That level of rank perfidy and outright open corruption is exactly what the GOP looks for in a U.S. Senator! #COpolitics