I forgot this app existed lol.

The IT crowd was a terrible show.

My left eye has been twitching all day, somebody been talking about me all damn day huh!?

So apparently the mega churches in Texas put on some insane Christmas shows and that’s cool but can we at least get them to pay some taxes for crying out loud….who needs these monstrosities

Somebody please just give Wikipedia some money!

It’s Xmas next Wednesday lads.. wtf

I’ve literally never heard a Tyler the creator song.

Yo’S1 E9 of Malcom in the middle is crazy 😂

I need yall to stop making up terminologies for this app. Wtf is a reskeet DPMO!

Rewatching Malcolm in the middle, I don’t remember it being this funny 😂

It’s so boring.

The thought of work tomorrow didn’t make me scream tonight.. 😮‍💨 ✨healing✨

Pet owners are so oblivious to the fact their house has a smell. Not always a bad smell but your house definitely has that “pet smell” to it. You’re just nose blind.

My only New Year’s resolution is to read every single book I’ve bought in 2024 and not buy anymore until I do. This is getting out of hand now, I buy a new booke every time I leave the house lol.

Working on becoming my favourite person.

If you’re not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way? 🎶 🎵

I hate that WhatsApp notifies people when you change ur number.

You can tell everyone on this app are older millennials based on this alone lol.

Watching these type of documentaries makes me realise that humanity as a whole is so kind.

Everyone should watch The Rescue, what an amazing documentary 🥺

Oii Dr Umar is SO funny. He needs to do stand up fr.

Seasonal depression is real…reach out to your people, even the ones who seem okay.

I can’t be out in public with someone who lacks situational awareness.

What constitutes a “full” meal?

I need a melting hug rn. Not from a man tho. From my momma!

Listening to Graduation album and omdz I MISS Kanye!! 🥺

I’m about to torture myself and restart This is Us 🥺

I really miss my brother today, his absence is very loud today. Grief just be beating my ass at the most random times. 😮‍💨 🥺

I really want to get this camera but can’t justify spending that much on something I won’t make use of everyday lol

I need to reset my sense of smell.

I’m sorry but eating everyday is utter nonsense. Bane of my adulthood is eating.

Nah this headache 😮‍💨

Can someone clear my Amazon wish list lol 😮‍💨

“You’re the only reason I didn’t kill myself” those words must’ve cut Mary like a knife oouuffff! What a tough episode. #RHOSLC

Babies have no concept of time and this annoys me lol. It’s 1am and u think it’s time to play? Gtfots 😭

Omdz this baby lol

I’m trying to get into Cleo Sol but I have to be in a particular mood to listen to her.

There’s not a single millionaire/billionaire that is not involved in fraud.

When you look cute but the camera is being a hater.

Jay Z/Roc Nation release statement in response to the civil lawsuit accusing him of raping a 13 year old girl alongside Sean Combs in 2000.

So many of you are touch deprived lol. Y’all need weighted blankets fr.

i was in a few random episodes of the tv show “Shots Fired” that aired on Fox when i was doing a shit ton of extra work.

Relax

Moved to a new city alone.

Desperate housewives/criminal minds.

Going to bed knowing I don’t have work on Monday is so blissful 🙂‍↔️

Oii RHOSLC is so loud lol.

Loool this is funny.

YOO’ I’m over this baby!

YO’ why do babies wanna be all up in your skin like this. This child won’t stop TOUCHING meee!! Let’s keep our hands to ourselves plz 😩😭😩