When the innevitable data leak happens I'm going to be very happy that I'm not so stupid that I would give a random american company no one's ever heard of before my private information

Genuinely heartwarming petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72... The online "safety" act, clearly written by a bunch of old farts who have no idea how the internet works. Will they do anything about this petition? Probably not but you may as well sign it anyway, if anything it will demonstrate their spinelessness.

There's nothing I love more than not sleeping at all over night because it's too fucking hot to even get to sleep and knowing that it's just going to be like this for at least another week and that there's nothing I can realistically do about it!

There's at least five IPAs: 1. International Phonetics Association 2. International Phonetic Alphabet 3. International Phonetic Alphabet (NATO alphabet) 4. India Pale Ale 5. Isopropyl Alcohol I'm about to crack this hole thing wide open!

"Mrrfflp fnsp rrfflmnp" -The Swedish Chef

If social media existed in the 1800s, there would be annoying people going on about how "Juno is still a planet!" just like how people talk about Pluto now.

@bsky.app why is there no way to collapse comment threads

Fun fact: searching "honey" + "vegan" on a social media of your choosing can result in a stroke

I love mathematics because it seems super obvious when you've been told how something works but it takes hundreds of super intelligent people centuries to work it out.

Why, when the IPA was created, did they decide to use a greek letter, θ, for the unvoiced dental fricative and a rune, ð, for the voiced version when they could have used two runes and gone with þ‽

Are the accounts that follow thousands of people actual people or are they just bots because I don't see how it would be possible or desirable to do so.

mudcrabs looking lovely lads

Personally, I don't recognise "Greater Manchester," "Merseyside," or "Cumbria." They belong to us! Long live Lancashire

I am absolutely shitting myself laughing at this painting of Adam and Eve, this looks like a meme

I was no fan of Pope Francis but meeting JD Vance and immediately dying is a move I can respect

meets JD Vance dies of cringe

"Happy Easter, Xbox" -Usher 2013

𐑑 𐑚𐑰 𐑒𐑪𐑥𐑐𐑤𐑰𐑑𐑤𐑦 𐑪𐑯𐑩𐑕𐑑, ·𐑲 𐑮𐑰𐑤𐑦 𐑛𐑴𐑯𐑑 𐑤𐑲𐑒 𐑞 𐑒𐑪𐑥𐑐𐑬𐑯𐑛 𐑤𐑧𐑑𐑻𐑟

I still celebrate

Happy Margaret Thatcher stroke day! youtu.be/fMlooANcdlM

𐑢𐑪𐑑𐑕 𐑞 𐑛𐑦𐑓𐑮𐑩𐑯𐑕 𐑚𐑩𐑑𐑢𐑰𐑯 "𐑳" 𐑯 "𐑫"

·𐑲 𐑛𐑴𐑯𐑑 𐑑𐑮𐑳𐑕𐑑 𐑧𐑯𐑰𐑢𐑪𐑯 𐑣𐑵 𐑓𐑪𐑤𐑴𐑟 𐑥𐑹 𐑞𐑩𐑯 200 𐑩𐑒𐑬𐑯𐑑𐑕

𐑸 𐑞𐑺 𐑥𐑹 𐑢𐑼𐑛𐑟 𐑦𐑯 𐑦𐑙𐑜𐑤𐑦𐑖 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑸 𐑕𐑐𐑧𐑤𐑛 𐑞 𐑕𐑱𐑥 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑕𐑬𐑯𐑛 𐑛𐑦𐑓𐑼𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑹 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑕𐑬𐑯𐑛 𐑞 𐑕𐑱𐑥 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑸 𐑕𐑐𐑧𐑤𐑛 𐑛𐑦𐑓𐑼𐑧𐑯𐑑?

𐑢𐑪𐑑𐑕 𐑞 𐑛𐑰𐑤 𐑢𐑦𐑞 𐑨𐑒𐑮𐑴𐑯𐑦𐑥𐑟? 𐑲 𐑨𐑕𐑿𐑥 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑓 𐑥𐑴𐑕𐑑 𐑢𐑰 𐑡𐑳𐑕𐑑 𐑑𐑮𐑨𐑯𐑕𐑤𐑦𐑑𐑼𐑱𐑑 𐑞 𐑒𐑪𐑥𐑐𐑴𐑯𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑐𐑸𐑑𐑕. 𐑕𐑴 𐑓 𐑧𐑜𐑟𐑩𐑥𐑐𐑳𐑤, "d.n.a" 𐑢𐑫𐑛 𐑚𐑰 "𐑛.𐑯.𐑨." 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑢𐑪𐑑 𐑩𐑚𐑬𐑑 𐑨𐑒𐑮𐑴𐑯𐑦𐑥𐑟 𐑞𐑩𐑑 𐑸 𐑷𐑤𐑕𐑪 𐑢𐑼𐑛𐑟 𐑤𐑲𐑒 "laser?" 𐑢𐑫𐑛 𐑦𐑑 𐑚𐑰 𐑕𐑐𐑧𐑤𐑛 "𐑤𐑱𐑟𐑼" 𐑹 "𐑤𐑨𐑕𐑻?"

𐑦𐑑𐑕 𐑕𐑴 𐑣𐑸𐑛 𐑑 𐑳𐑯𐑤𐑻𐑯 𐑕𐑐𐑧𐑤𐑦𐑙𐑜𐑕, 𐑲 𐑒𐑰𐑐 𐑢𐑪𐑯𐑑𐑦𐑙 𐑑 𐑿𐑟 𐑩𐑯 "𐑧" 𐑢𐑺 𐑲 𐑖𐑫𐑛 𐑚𐑦 𐑿𐑟𐑦𐑙 𐑩𐑯 "𐑦"

"𐑦𐑯 𐑩 𐑮𐑦𐑗 𐑥𐑨𐑯𐑟 𐑣𐑶𐑕 𐑞𐑺 𐑦𐑟 𐑯𐑴 𐑐𐑤𐑨𐑕 𐑑 𐑕𐑐𐑦𐑑 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑣𐑦𐑟 𐑓𐑱𐑕" ~ 𐑛𐑲𐑪𐑜𐑩𐑯𐑰𐑟 𐑝 𐑕𐑦𐑯𐑴𐑐

·𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯 𐑣𐑨𐑟 𐑮𐑰𐑤𐑦 𐑥𐑱𐑛 𐑥𐑰 𐑒𐑪𐑯𐑖𐑳𐑕 𐑝 𐑥𐑨𐑯𐑦 𐑕𐑶𐑯𐑛𐑟 ·𐑲 𐑐𐑮𐑰𐑝𐑦𐑳𐑕𐑤𐑦 𐑯𐑿 𐑯𐑳𐑔𐑦𐑙 𐑩𐑚𐑶𐑑. 𐑓 𐑧𐑜𐑟𐑨𐑥𐑐𐑳𐑤 ·𐑲 𐑛𐑦𐑛𐑯𐑑 𐑮𐑾𐑤𐑲𐑟 𐑞𐑨𐑑 "𐑙" 𐑦𐑟 𐑛𐑦𐑓𐑻𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑑 𐑩𐑯 "n" 𐑯 𐑩 "g" 𐑑𐑵𐑜𐑧𐑞𐑻.

𐑞 𐑮𐑧𐑒𐑹𐑛𐑩 𐑦𐑟 𐑕𐑳𐑗 𐑩𐑯 𐑳𐑯𐑛𐑻𐑱𐑑𐑦𐑛 𐑦𐑯𐑕𐑑𐑮𐑵𐑥𐑧𐑯𐑑. 𐑚𐑲 𐑯𐑪𐑑 𐑣𐑨𐑝𐑦𐑙 𐑒𐑰𐑟 𐑦𐑑 𐑜𐑦𐑝𐑟, 𐑰𐑗 𐑯𐑴𐑑 𐑣𐑨𐑟 𐑦𐑑𐑕 𐑴𐑯 𐑿𐑯𐑰𐑒 𐑕𐑶𐑯𐑛 𐑒𐑳𐑤𐑩. The recorder is such an underrated instrument. By not having keys, each note has its own unique sound colour.

·𐑲 𐑕𐑑𐑦𐑤 𐑛𐑴𐑯𐑑 𐑜𐑧𐑑 𐑢𐑧𐑯 ·𐑲 𐑖𐑳𐑛 𐑿𐑟 𐑒𐑪𐑥𐑐𐑶𐑯𐑛 𐑤𐑧𐑑𐑩𐑟. 𐑦𐑯 𐑥𐑲 𐑩𐑒𐑕𐑧𐑯𐑑 𐑢𐑻𐑛𐑟 𐑤𐑲𐑒 "are" 𐑕𐑶𐑯𐑛 𐑤𐑲𐑒 "𐑭"

𐑦𐑟 𐑦𐑑 𐑰𐑥𐑫 𐑹 𐑰𐑥𐑿?

𐑞 𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑑 𐑦𐑟 𐑐𐑮𐑦𐑑𐑰 𐑒𐑵𐑤

My circle is 97.2% perfect, can you beat that? neal.fun/perfect-circ...

Fuck you *transes your terf island*

Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?

What kind of fabric is Princess Fiona's dress made of cuz she basically doubles in width when she turns into an ogre

Never thought I'd see the phrase "deglove my onion rings" but I guess this is what the internet has come to.

Technically, Minecraft has onions

Is anything as disapointing as when you order onion rings and see that they are the kind which are just mushed onion pulp formed into a doughnut, battered and fried. I don't want fake onion rings. Give me a real ring of solid onion damn it!

To be fair to the antivaxxers, being alive does increase your chances of being autistic.

I fucking love mechanical devices. Don't care what they did, calculators, typewriters, gramaphones. I love them all.

Saw an "ai summary" under a youtube video just now. As if misinformation doesn't spread quickly enough on youtube now we've got ai to worry about

Looking to become more pretentious, what are some good silent films to watch?

animals underrated tbh

I personally don't really understand what the point of character limits is if there's going to be a dedicated button to add another post to a thread. I just seems needlessly limited. Maybe I want to infodump about something without splitting my unhinged ramblings into multiple posts, is that such...

Liking an obscure band/artist is fucking awful when you're also autistic. How the fuck am I meant to obsess over them when their wikipedia article is so short‽

The fact that so many "progressives" are talking about how "Pope Francis has actually been pretty good" either shows that they don't give a shit about trans people and/or the other popes really were just that bad.

weird how alcohol can make fruit juice taste so much better, water taste so much worse and grain juice taste just as bad

Wake up babe, new best wikipedia article just dropped w.wiki/D9JQ