[bard heals fighter 160 hp with his staff] ranger: damn! what can't you do with that stick? bard: make you happy? #dndandwhatnot

The phrase “if you cared, you would [remember, notice, be on time, listen, etc]” is so funny because I care so much it hurts but I can’t just change the behavior because that’s not how my brain works. And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”

"you're one of us now 🫳🏻" i really enjoyed working on this one 🖤 #procreate #artsky

"I can't brainstorm without ai" "I can't draw without ai" "I can't write without ai" "Ai summarized it for me cause it's too hard of a read" So what exactly /can/ you do? Because you sound fucking useless to me

I just finished reading "All the Young Men" by Ruth Coker Burks and Kevin Carr O'Leary and I don't think I'll ever be the same person ever again.

happy birthday to my gorgeous wife, Emilia 💕 you're my moon and stars, the love of my life and my soulmate. here's to many more birthdays 🥂✨

Joskus muistan artsy fartseillakin! Mairon on @defeatstreak.bsky.social n poika Reza on mun

my wife is out of town (and country) for a work trip UNTIL SATURDAY and I'm withering away. I miss her so much.

I think I may have broken my pinky toe by kickING MY OWN DAMN SHOE ACCIDENTALLY.

it's time........

Pride was so goooood 💕💕🌈🌈 also thank you to my wife who had the good sense to clean up after us as we got ready to go to the parade yesterday 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Emilia, pelaamassa Hadesta: "mun pitää..... juoda tätä e-girl bathwateria että mun tulee parempi olo...."

Emilia "Date Everything"-pelistä: "me voitais pelaa sitä yhessä!! sä voit olla semmonen cuck joka kattoo ku mä panen huonekaluja!!!!!"

re: my last post, I didn't get anything knightly at the ren faire but my denim shorts from Vinted arrived today and they're Perfect so BDenimSM it is for Pride 👖🌈

OKAY okay I'm for ONCE in my LIFE trying to plan my Pride outfit earlier than two days before the parade and I have two ideas, help me decide: 👖: denim harness, denim cowboy hat, go full on BDSM-flavored Windows95Man. ⚔️: craft a whole ass Pride knight look with a raindow tabard and a sword.

Mirror, mirror... 🔮 Photos by @defeatstreak.bsky.social ❤️ Thank you @vilmastointi.bsky.social for assisting 💚

My wonderful friends took me out today for a photoshoot and for the first time in quite some time, I was the one in front of the camera. I've struggled with my body image for a couple of weeks now, but today I felt myself beautiful ❤️ Second 📷 by @vilmastointi.bsky.social 💚

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dm, about to roll a massive amount of dice: god, I've missed this. no kiddie gloves on anymore, I can fucking ABUSE YOU!!! #dndandwhatnot

Pidetään @desucon.fi ohjelmaa pluskokoisten cosplayharrastajien kokemuksia ja tätä varten tehtiin kysely! Kysely on avoinna 5.-25.5. Kiitos vastauksista ja jaoista ❤️ ➡️ forms.gle/KJCFEyrUcB9e... #desucon

Guiding bolt (2025/2021)

vaimo möyri just viereen sänkyyn ja ähisi samalla: "on se kumma...... kun ei ole edes......... persereikää!!!!!!!!" minä, joka odotin innolla että miten tää lause päättyy: :D vaimo kääntää kylkeä: "elämä on vaan.... yksi sarja pettymyksiä........." minä: "niin, ei ole edes persereikää." ??????????

finished the final pair of pants just in time!! and the lining for a bag that I plan on crocheting on the plane!!

2 year anniversary & 6 year anniversary (coming April 22nd!)

I've been sewing like crazy!! just finished a pair of carpenter pants for myself hell yeah!! but hey I have like three days before our honeymoon, surely I can at least ATTEMPT just one more pair of pants 🌚

Celestial dress for a lovely customer in USA ✨️🪡 #embroidery

Tranquility 🦋 #artsky #art

protector mode henry #kingdomcome #kingdomcomedeliverance #hansry #hanscapon #henryofskalitz #comic #kingdomcomeart

A commission I did for a dear friend, based on the musical versions of Glinda and Elphaba 🩵💚 thank you for commissioning me! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Hi, I’m Whitney, a pixel artist. Each pixel is handled with care. 💕 #porfolioday

my beautiful smart wife just solved the third and final of the problems I've had within the last two days that have caused me to melt down. she fixed my ps5, found my missing wireless earphone AND found me a new fabric dye to fix my dyeing mishaps. I'm so lucky!!!!!! 💕💕

But your oath is to the world

Danger lurks in the depths 🪷 i lost my sanity with this one 🥲

I JUST REALIZED THAT I HADN'T SHARED THIS BEAUTY YET!!!!! LOOK UPON MY GIRLIE!!!!! 🙏🏻💕

bard: "and where is your grandmother buried, if I may ask?" merchant: "oh, just behind the church." paladin: "and can you sell us a shovel?"

Aino!!!!! she is beautiful!!!!!! 💕🙏🏻😭

Annual Rean redraw! Can you believe this is the 6th time...

jeg vil se din skjønnhet la meg se din skjønnhet ✨️ Drew this portrait inspired by one of my favorite songs called Skjønnhet and how it makes me feel

Character/token art I made for one of the #dnd campaigns I'm in: my pc's one of the most important connections and persons in his past #dungeonsanddragons #dndart #dndcharacter #knight #endraeart

things my wife says: "RIP Winnie the Pooh, you would have loved Drag Race."

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did. 💋

💗💗💗 It's time for the yearly discounted VALENTINE'S DAY COMMISSIONS 💗💗💗 Reposts appreciated, feel free to message me if you're interested !!

did a new lower body workout yesterday and my legs........ they have transformed into wet noodles...... #ironV

🌿👁 Inquisitor 👁🌿 Finished the portrait of my inquisitor Guinevere the elven warrior ✨️ #dragonage #dragonageinquisition

"you can have gay sex but only with rich people." #sevensinscampaign

you can pry the sparkle emoji from my cold dead hands

minä: "sulla on kyllä tosi pitkät hiukset." vaimo, without missing a beat: "ja sulla on tosi pieni perse."