"lmao how is warframe free?!!! the FUCK?" I exclaim, as I add money to my steam wallet so that Amelia Tyler says creepy hot things as i destroy enemies

I AM GOD OF RNG. COMPUTERS FEAR MY WRATH

cool, man

Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw

art will return soon. i am going through a monumental cataclysmic crashout

S H A R E H O L D E R V A L U E

i can no longer capture whimsy

Give me Warframe Plat

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

fuckin nvidia at it again

been farming this mission and the windows icon next to my name just makes me think of this

zbrush is the enemy

i cured my wife, turned her into a human-horse hybrid, cloned her, and then bred her with herself. am i playing this game right

I think showing Warframe Drifter this show called Evangelion would fix them somewhat

2026 nuclear family protoframe dad, space horrors mom mushroom bouncing son, woke dog

loaded into a mission and a character said that i would probably like to have a collar put on me WHAT did digital extremes mean by this

it took only 462 hours but I finished all main story and main adjacent story in Warframe, so i am as caught up on the plot as i can be. what a fuckinnnnn ride. cant wait for whats next. didnt expect to love the game this much

HOLY SHIT

if he can succeed so can I

i am god

SHE IS FREE HAPPY WOMENS HISTORY MONTH

no we are fuckin not

with state of the world i am tempted to take a small break from my deeply depressing horror project to just make something like this shit youtu.be/DBDFo4MuU8M?...

called out

Holding art hostage until I get a personal apology from Digital Extremes.

spoil the body

DE PLEASE Arthur needs to be CONTAINED you cant do this to me

it's all just fuckin ai innit

health's ordinary loss in left ear and boole's burn down the world in the right. i think that will make my body take a screenshot that will unclog something

spoil the body

making content for bands based in Los Angeles until I can pilot one of them like a Warframe to get them to San Fransisco to nuke the underground lab that keeps spawning tech bros. i have had enough

my life rn

i am going to cold email bands about music videos so hard and theyre gunna love it

i am supposed to be updating my portfolio so i can get some shit together but all i have the energy for is this

My current understanding of the Warframe timeline is that it did a Fallout except everything split when The Clash decided to never make Should I Stay Or Should I Go

My fwiend made dis: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocX... #Health @hotgun.bsky.social #FelizJueves

HahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TOMORROW

HAHA GAME GOT TOO REAL

i think i am escaping hair hell

oh fuck me father

300 goddamn hours in Warframe to realize a guy named ARTHUR is the *EXCALIBUR* Protoframe i am a DUMBASS. I get into that Drifter RP for real not knowing shit

once more.

why is this game so horny