Look what i fished up with my named fishing rod while trying to get fish to tame a cat... The irony amuses me greatly even if he will never see this.

Hello fellow nerds! I've got a hypothesis about the intersectionality of gamers and disabilities I'm trying to test. Even if you're not a gamer or disabled, please take 10 minutes and fill this out! Thanks so much, and feel free to ask me any questions. forms.gle/S7F7iSGMAMd7...

Is Chainsaw Man the concept of horror?

If we hit 3 million I'll destroy Dublin spire live on stream

THIS WAS LITERALLY ON MY BINGO CARD!!

Why did I get into watching VTubers? I clearly have no self control, I shouldn't have become a fan of @cerbervt.bsky.social, @megalodonvt.bsky.social , @laynalazar.bsky.social, or @crellythecow.bsky.social. I'm going to have to systematically decide who to purge in a highly sophisticated manner.

I just googled who Brad Pitt is and apparently he's Metro Man from Megamind

I don't want to unfollow @rainhoevt.bsky.social but I can't keep ignoring the signs the universe is giving me.

mmmphhhghh.h...... eoemew... woemenw.... woemen......women......

@hankgreen.bsky.social What say you about these allegations?? (Disclaimer this is not real. I made it because it’s funny and the clip of Hank Green screaming don’t eat grass lives rent free in my head)

Believe in me 🌸 #umamusume

Doing her absolute best #umamusume #haruurara #ウマ娘 #art

Jeez Dan...

The gang is fundraising for Mermaids tonight, a fantastic LGBTQ+ charity. I sadly can't join them for Mario Kart tonight but please go wish them well. You can donate here tiltify.com/+the-yogscas...

His name is Gregory

Sorry I can't come into work today... I've been diagnosed with Fanta Madness 😔

There’s a what There’s a new Splatoon what now

IMPORTANT

Finally, they made art into a real thing

if I see any of you posting untagged spoilers I'm hiring somebody to tear your skin off

Daily #1694 - MEOW

bro what the hell

We out here making good financial decisions

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OK here is the deal: If I find out I have/am a clone. 1. Neither of us keeps the current name. 2. We are now siblings. This is the protocol now.

I'm wearing yellow tinted glasses and I just realized that this is basically the "foreign country" filter from the movies. And I'm Latino! I'm in Mexico rn fr

youtu.be/YZwSzGYtvWg?... Going through all my playlists when i find this 4 year old gem in what is probably the first playlist I ever made. Listening to it was kinda heartbreaking in a way i wasn't expecting.

I love it when a speaker is good enough to give me some nice vibrations. While writing this i have a song blasting on a speaker on my desk. That means I can absorb all the nice vibrations through my arms and through my ears.

Yesterday was Shakespeare's birthday!! 🎉 But more importantly, how would he have pronounced protactinium? 🤔 On today's episode we solve 2 mysteries 🔎 What is the most boring element on the periodic table, and what did Shakespeare's accent sound like? Catch it wherever you get podcasts!

Neck pain sucks I hate having a neck why can't my brain be a metaphysical construct separate from my flesh in a higher dimension and not a blob of fat connected via very sensitive wires surrounded by muscle. Like a video game, I wanna be a video game character.

One of these days i'm gonna have the motivation to move more than 20 ft and it will be over for me! (i would probably die from exhaustion)

The New "Yearn" Cape has this as it's alternate Elytra texture

I'm trapped in a vicious cycle. I get up to pee, take a sip of water because I'm already getting up, end up chugging an entire water bottle because I'm dehydrated, and then needing to pee again 2 hours later to repeat the process.

I burped with my mouth closed and it kinda sounded like a frog. If I had a throat pouch thingy full of air, could I croak like a frog?