I’m thrilled to share that I’ve officially joined Chartwell Speakers as a featured speaker. www.chartwellspeakers.com/speaker/aja-...

I’m back!

The American Revolution, a six-part, twelve-hours series was supposed to air on PBS in November. Truly hope it makes it to streaming on some platform. Ken Burns can tell historical stories like no other. #HistoryMatters The American Revolution - Ken Burns kenburns.com/films/the-am...

It’s fascinating!! Also Aja’s book Stoned

Agreed.

If you haven’t seen it yet, the New York Times really thinks you should watch my documentary about synthetic diamonds. Check it out. Nothing Lasts Forever. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/m...

The man literally rented Venice for his wedding. I don’t mean to be a bitch, but I think it’s time to get the guillotine’s out.

Everybody loves to shoot off at the mouth about what heroic shit they would’ve done in Nazi Germany. Well, mein leiblings, whatever you’re doing right now, whatever position you’re taking, that’s exactly who you would’ve been in Nazi Germany.

Please make this happen.

No. Shes a grifter. She’s only been a registered Dem for about a year. She just moved to Chicago a 6 months ago to run against an 80-year-old. She’s from Texas & was a Rep until she could get more attention and make more more money being a Progressive. She’s also a Hamas apologist & vile antisemite.

Wow. Apparently, China is just gonna burn it all down. I think it was the use of the word peasants. They’ve snapped. If nothing else, this will be interesting.

Wait, did anyone really not know that Chinese manufacturers actually make most of our super high-end luxury clothes and accessories? You can get a really nice Chanel bag for $500 instead of $15,000 if you buy it directly from a Chinese supplier.

OK. But Congress doesn’t care; because Congress is also undermining national security.

So like, if there was ever any doubt about whether Comrade Krasnov literally worked for the Kremlin… I guess the representatives from “let’s not be ridiculous” can just shut the fuck up now.

I was literally just about to post “man, I would not wanna be trying to resell a Tesla right now“ when I saw this.

I worry a lot about Russians, trying to take over the world. And then I remember that, historically speaking, Russians can’t even take over Russia.

So my sister and I were at the grocery store getting some stuff a few hours before the finale of #WhiteLotus and for no particular reason, decided to make piña coladas. We were literally drinking them while we watched the episode. 😂😂😂

Now swallow

Look, every Great Depression has a silver lining: maybe Bill Ackman will end up bankrupt.

I don’t know… I say em cook. We lost the two Florida races, but they went from +30 R to +10 R in 90 days. The longer those cretins are in power the fewer people are willing to vote for them & the more people are motivated to vote against them. Let’s give em a minute or two to really fuck the sofa.

I just honestly don’t understand how some people are still alive.

Government abductions are unconstitutional. Denying anyone the right to due process in America is unconstitutional. If you’ve rationalized your silence or support for any of it because it’s happening to those you disagree with, give it a minute… They’ll get to you soon enough.

There’s a non-zero chance that in 2016 when those people at CERN slammed some particles together and made a black hole we all died and that’s exactly where we’ve been this whole time.

Team Leader: Tiger One through Six are you in position Tiger One: All are a go lead Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys Brent: Susan? Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians Team Leader: wait comms are compromised /1

Once again I ask: Do you get it yet, law firms? These orders aren’t isolated threats to Covington or Perkins or Jenner. They’re existential threats to the independence of the legal profession. You’re a fool if you think you won’t be next. Say something. Do something.

NORMALIZE CONSEQUENCES

It would appear I personally altered the diamond market on a global scale. Good for me. www.forbes.com/sites/garthf...

This is a BIG deal. Free Palestine from Hamas.

I feel like such a hopeless loser. Like I suck at everything. And then I remember that Pete Hegseth got drunk & decided to execute a war in Yemen & arranged the whole thing over an illegal Signal group chat that accidentally included the editor in chief of The Atlantic.

Okay but what if I like just accidentally DM’d a reporter with it while black out drunk?

You know whoever wrote that headline wrote it that way on purpose so we would all think: did he mean they found Teslas? apnews.com/article/aust...

IT WAS YOUR PARTY. Stop acting like none of this is your fault just because you switched sides at the end.

Yeah, but Obama’s like at least medium good looking, whereas Trump looks like something that died a while ago and has been rotting, somewhere wet. twp.ai/1W5ybm

So wait, were they filthy left lunatics or largely paid agitators? Get your story straight, Donnie.

This is a long run time – about 40 minutes – but it’s completely worth 40 minutes of your day. It’s a fantastic explanation of the failure by design that’s currently happening in the economy and in democracy. Give it a watch. m.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtr...

Botched penis surgery is pricey.

I love how Tesla thinks forcing Elon Musk to step down would do anything to stop their implosion. They’re a sham company that makes a shit product and they always have been. If anything, his absolute corruption and larceny is the only thing that might keep them afloat.

I like armored vehicles that aren’t put together using any kind of glue.

Well, I guess we know who’s pumping $20 billion a day into Tesla stock to keep it from bottoming out.

Yup. Gettin pretty close to pitchfork o’clock.

I think last night Zelinski should’ve said to Trump, apropos of nothing, “hey remember last time you were president & you tried to blackmail me into making up BS about your opponent by withholding critical defensive aid against Russia, and then got your fat ass impeached? Good times! Welcome back.”

A great book to read right now is Aja Raden's "The Truth About Lies". It covers the history of pathological lying and takes us right up to our very day. A very useful read in the age of the Muskrat & Orange Mussolini. She is also a great follow when she has time to post: @ajaraden.bsky.social .

Look, I don’t like soda and I don’t drink it. Mostly because it makes me feel ill. But I think in a country where we’ve decided cigarettes and marijuana should be Legal and readily available, it’s a little hypocritical to tell people that they legally can not have a Pepsi - for their own good.

This is for @gtconway.bsky.social Five things I did last week. 1. Took too much ketamine 2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw 3. Ignored my new baby momma 4. Laughed at my own jokes. 5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.

A group of anonymous authors has published this well-sourced memorandum on Musk and the Neoreactionary movement. Please share widely. The threat is not well understood. Take a moment to read the one page executive summary now; then call Congress. america2.news/content/file...

Cool. Now do SpaceX and Tesla.

Art is the heartbeat of a free society. Trump’s seizure of the Kennedy Center follows the dangerous precedent of Nazi artistic censorship, the gateway to broader suppression of societal dissent. www.npr.org/2025/02/07/n...

You know, if he weren’t a thug with nuclear weapons, actively destroying the world and sucking the life out of me personally, he’d actually be a pretty delightful Twitter follow. His tweets are so aggressively absurd they have an almost Andy Kaufman-esq quality to them.