@sakurasilly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy queer

mrrrrrp mreowwwww meowwww

having two rusts forced onto my system because the entire internet is apparently held up by a random "small" gnome svg library bro im so done im switching to plan9

innocent daemon to forkbomb speedrun

Nice stack chucklenuts next time use a canary

forbidden full implementation cppsh

the electron urge to stop responding the moment someone leaves and reenters your workspace after 5 minutes and give them an additional 30 seconds of unresponsiveness to think about their actions

pforth is the gayest forth and thus the gayest programming language because it uses .dic

in the bathroom hearing jack stauber through the airvents

why we stop making computers look fresh

I am Scared.

same complaint with any techy server because either theyre boring or woke and woke unix means nixos wayland neovim instead of the far superior plan9 rio acme

gentoo discord boring as fUCK where the trannies at. this IS linux is it not

whoever decided you have to cook things WHEN youre hungry is evil

suddenly realizing i have somewhere i can post all my gentoo frustrations. not sure how it took me this long

WHY

sentenced to compiling llvm on a laptop from 2012

EVIL WIZARD: your going in the time loop ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're*

i just chipped a 1-1/2cm pair of scissors i got from a sewing kit by cutting a thread

under NO circumstances will I stop ddosing aur

computer science is when you write “Alice” and “Bob” and “Eve” on a whiteboard and the more times you write it, the more science the computer is

waiting god knows how long for llvm to build all the backends for systems i do not and will not ever run because linux users deem it “too unsafe” to disable mips support and thus make it as annoying as possible to build without. i love this ecosystem

on the subject of gnu: ‼️📢 HELLO WORLD SHOULD NOT NEED MAINTAINERS 🗣️🔊

gnu coreutils source makes me rethink whether OSS was a good idea

removing the gui from wpa_supplicant and it STILL wanting truetype is sending me

to fix software we first need to get rid of standards committees

software would be half on its way to solved if we stopped using gnuslop

blocking anyone who defends gcc

how tf are you gonna ship code that warns with nothing but -Wall are we serious

blocking anyone who doesn’t use -Werror

i think with the amount of times i've remarked on config scripts for individual programs it was natural for me to become a gentoo user but dear god why does autoconf have to take up almost half the time it takes to emerge literally anything using it

use all websites on light mode and block whoever judges you. those arent youre real ones im sorry

my girlfriend has informed me i may be a lesbian. i don’t know how to react to this information

my bitch wife left vc for more than five minutes i should do something

struggled to fix an issue stopping my laptop from booting for 3 days and come to find out it’s because i didn’t give the kernel the ability to read my hard drive before it reads my hard drive 🤯

MOST CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ON BLUESKY:::: AI... is BAAAAAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)!?! thoughtprovoking....

i can't believe it's 2025 already

keeping the christmas themed discord name for as long as i can idgaf anymore

a while ago i noticed i kept getting confused because my phone wouldnt show am/pm and my fuckass sleep schedule so instead of figuring out the am/pm thing i am proud to announce i think im beginning to intuitively understand 24 hour time

just about ready to think about being productive and not actually do anything. when something happens to interrupt me i will act as though i was *right* about to get started and be mildly irritated for the following hour

i either smell like coffee or wood or, vaguely, warm industrial ventilation system for those curious

was considering doing some moderately stupid shit but it ended up turning into a really good idea after enough thinking so i feel like im kinda just goated like that

getting someones attention and realizing after i dont yet have the words to describe what i wanted to convey so i sorta just do broad-sweeping hand gestures and make noises

bitches would be all up on my nuts if i had some (neutered ☹️)

実質Warframeプレイヤーの聖地ということに今からならないか

youre not getting the aux if you dont fw Kaos na verandi Štefkota Okleparja

i’m actually pretty casual about apples for someone who’s made 4 posts about them in a short timeframe

if your apple doesnt sustain at least a little crisp throughout the whole bite i hate you

i dont like gala apples