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c programmer mushroom enthusiast trans furry apparently an artist
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the fuck is a caterpillar doing in my broccoli? not enough apples for you, little man?
4 months ago
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@sakurasilly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
queer
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mrrrrrp mreowwwww meowwww
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sakura
17 days ago
having two rusts forced onto my system because the entire internet is apparently held up by a random "small" gnome svg library bro im so done im switching to plan9
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innocent daemon to forkbomb speedrun
3 days ago
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Emma (IPG)
10 days ago
Nice stack chucklenuts next time use a canary
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forbidden full implementation cppsh
12 days ago
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the electron urge to stop responding the moment someone leaves and reenters your workspace after 5 minutes and give them an additional 30 seconds of unresponsiveness to think about their actions
18 days ago
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pforth is the gayest forth and thus the gayest programming language because it uses .dic
18 days ago
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in the bathroom hearing jack stauber through the airvents
22 days ago
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Obsolete Sony
27 days ago
why we stop making computers look fresh
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I am Scared.
about 1 month ago
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same complaint with any techy server because either theyre boring or woke and woke unix means nixos wayland neovim instead of the far superior plan9 rio acme
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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gentoo discord boring as fUCK where the trannies at. this IS linux is it not
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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whoever decided you have to cook things WHEN youre hungry is evil
about 1 month ago
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suddenly realizing i have somewhere i can post all my gentoo frustrations. not sure how it took me this long
about 1 month ago
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WHY
about 1 month ago
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sentenced to compiling llvm on a laptop from 2012
about 1 month ago
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sweet little raquel
about 1 month ago
EVIL WIZARD: your going in the time loop ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're*
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i just chipped a 1-1/2cm pair of scissors i got from a sewing kit by cutting a thread
about 2 months ago
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aly
6 months ago
under NO circumstances will I stop ddosing aur
add a skeleton here at some point
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Samuel
about 2 months ago
computer science is when you write “Alice” and “Bob” and “Eve” on a whiteboard and the more times you write it, the more science the computer is
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waiting god knows how long for llvm to build all the backends for systems i do not and will not ever run because linux users deem it “too unsafe” to disable mips support and thus make it as annoying as possible to build without. i love this ecosystem
about 2 months ago
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on the subject of gnu: ‼️📢 HELLO WORLD SHOULD NOT NEED MAINTAINERS 🗣️🔊
about 2 months ago
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gnu coreutils source makes me rethink whether OSS was a good idea
about 2 months ago
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removing the gui from wpa_supplicant and it STILL wanting truetype is sending me
about 2 months ago
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to fix software we first need to get rid of standards committees
about 2 months ago
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software would be half on its way to solved if we stopped using gnuslop
about 2 months ago
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sakura
about 2 months ago
blocking anyone who defends gcc
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how tf are you gonna ship code that warns with nothing but -Wall are we serious
about 2 months ago
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blocking anyone who doesn’t use -Werror
about 2 months ago
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i think with the amount of times i've remarked on config scripts for individual programs it was natural for me to become a gentoo user but dear god why does autoconf have to take up almost half the time it takes to emerge literally anything using it
about 2 months ago
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sakura
about 2 months ago
use all websites on light mode and block whoever judges you. those arent youre real ones im sorry
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my girlfriend has informed me i may be a lesbian. i don’t know how to react to this information
about 2 months ago
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my bitch wife left vc for more than five minutes i should do something
about 2 months ago
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struggled to fix an issue stopping my laptop from booting for 3 days and come to find out it’s because i didn’t give the kernel the ability to read my hard drive before it reads my hard drive 🤯
about 2 months ago
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sakura
2 months ago
MOST CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ON BLUESKY:::: AI... is BAAAAAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)!?! thoughtprovoking....
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i can't believe it's 2025 already
2 months ago
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keeping the christmas themed discord name for as long as i can idgaf anymore
2 months ago
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a while ago i noticed i kept getting confused because my phone wouldnt show am/pm and my fuckass sleep schedule so instead of figuring out the am/pm thing i am proud to announce i think im beginning to intuitively understand 24 hour time
2 months ago
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just about ready to think about being productive and not actually do anything. when something happens to interrupt me i will act as though i was *right* about to get started and be mildly irritated for the following hour
2 months ago
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i either smell like coffee or wood or, vaguely, warm industrial ventilation system for those curious
2 months ago
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was considering doing some moderately stupid shit but it ended up turning into a really good idea after enough thinking so i feel like im kinda just goated like that
2 months ago
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getting someones attention and realizing after i dont yet have the words to describe what i wanted to convey so i sorta just do broad-sweeping hand gestures and make noises
2 months ago
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bitches would be all up on my nuts if i had some (neutered ☹️)
2 months ago
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メグリム・ハルヨ(Ⅱ)
2 months ago
実質Warframeプレイヤーの聖地ということに今からならないか
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youre not getting the aux if you dont fw Kaos na verandi Štefkota Okleparja
2 months ago
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i’m actually pretty casual about apples for someone who’s made 4 posts about them in a short timeframe
2 months ago
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if your apple doesnt sustain at least a little crisp throughout the whole bite i hate you
2 months ago
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i dont like gala apples
2 months ago
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