Thunderstorms forecast for later. Bring it on!

An e-mail in my spam from "Horny Girl" "I'm lying here naked and dripping" Yeah, aren't we all, join the bloody club. #UKHeatwave

Back home again, oh how ive missed my happy place x

If we are ever drinking together and I say I can do a backfill, please stop me, because, can I fuck!

Well, think im starting to crack under the stress of ut all! 🤣😅

Good morning all. Up at six to deal with an escaped calf! 3rd day in a row! I only came to dog sit. I have flip-flops and shorts only. Me having to walk through 2 feet deep cow shit and mud at the river will be the highlight of the trip! Hey ho, im going in the hot tub later....revenge!

Absofreakinlutely 💯%, This Here... 👇👇

Well, you might as well use the facilities!

Good morning all! As the weather pushes us in to summer a gentle reminder to those visiting our beautiful county! Have a great one!

Now currently dogsitting at a friend's small farm. Im not sure im going to cope with such a stressful environment! 🤣

Toy Story 5 done. Very funny and very on point!

How it started and how it finished! Charity run done! Well done Squid x

Morning all, after a week of cool, damp weather, the Costa Del Bodmin is looking mighty fine for the next week! Hope you all have a fabulous weekend x

Today is World Refugee Day. Here’s a poem called ‘Refugees’.

Pulling an all nighter at 56 isn't quite how I remember it in my 20s!

This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage

Staying up for a by-election result isn't for everyone. Only this one actually will effect everyone. Congratulations to Andy Burnham, and more importantly thank you to everyone who rejected the politics of the far right. Reform and Restore were both determined they would win this seat. Shame that 😉

Morning all! See, I moan yesterday and last night FSG listened to me! Isn't this how LFC social media works?!? 😅🤣 Dont know anything about Munoz but I do like this right up. And reminds me of a certain Portuguese star. Let's hope he's as good!

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

"And this is how big it got with Stormy Daniels"

'Pickford gets something on it, but its not enough' Its because he's only got small arms !!

Now thats made me much happier! DRCongo

There's nothing in football I like to see more than Ronaldo missing shots at goal. Obviously now I've said that the fekker will score no doubt!

#Etsy shop open if you want to have a bit of a nose www.etsy.com/shop/YouAint...

OMG! HAVE WE NOT SIGNED ANYONE YET! What are our recruitment team doing? 😤😤 🤣😅 #FSGOUT #ARIOLAOUT #ANYONEWANTTOGOOUT

France have been nothing short of awful!

Perfect photo, no notes.

Ahhh the little cycle that just never stops! 🤣

After today's incredible victory at Trent Bridge, we need your support at the CACG starting on Friday! 🔴🏏 🏏 Somerset vs Warwickshire 📅 Friday to Monday ☀️ Weather looking good! 🥁 Our Festival of Red Ball Cricket with tons of free activities, live music and talks celebrating @CountyChamp cricket

That was brilliant. Superb team effort. They might not have been very good but the heart of lions who hunted every Spanish player for 100 minutes! They deserve 3 points just for that Cape Verde!

Moving on up! 📈 #YouAreSomerset #NOTvSOM

This may not be next seasons away kit yet, but if it isn't, it's still a thing of beauty! #lfc

Royston cartoon in private eye #fascism

Starry starry night ❤️

So Brazil up next. Where better to watch it than by the fire 🔥

@willwagon.bsky.social cheers big man x

What a match! Brilliant fight back by the chiefs. And what a finish! Geddon boys, thats a proper job

Pool wanker is just trying to hype himself up before going into my little icebath! 😅🤣

Cornwall, I bleddy love you 😍

If music be the food of love, play on......

My Bluesky group chat

moargn ☕️

Fekking hell. The red cards are gonna be awful this tournament

If Muslims or members of the Asian and Black community had set fire to white people’s homes with children running for their lives, do you think we would be discussing legitimate concerns or focussing on who radicalised them and ideological and contributing cultural factors?

Good morning all If any of you was the person that sliced my thighs open and poured lactic acid into them during the night.....you're a cxnt! 🤣 Today i shall mostly be rocking in the corner!

White people. He means white people.

I see the protests in Northern Ireland are as peaceful as they were in Southampton. I bet that bus has learnt its lesson for being woke! 🤦