Melanoma movie credits: Script Editor - Allan Smithee Music - Alan Smithee Costumes - Helen Smithee Ass. Producer - Allen Smithee #Melania #MelaniaMovie

Improve a band by changing one letter: The Rolling Stoner

One rule for thee, another rule for me. 😡

I am proud to present US President #DonaldTrump with this, my hard won golf trophy, to hang beside his #NobelPeacePrize. An award that I've held in the highest esteem for over a decade. He deserves it more than do. My solid brown and gold NAGA Award. #NotAGolfersArsehole.

Tomorrow’s BnB post examines, in detail and with historical perspective, how societies manufacture scapegoats, how those processes persist in modern Australia, and how the echoes of early persecutions resonate in contemporary stereotypes and political narratives.

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

How in the gobsmacking fuck do we live in a place where our state’s fire authorities lack sufficient equipment and personnel on catastrophic danger days like today because the government instead spends its money on non-existent, obsolete fucking submarines? #NewsCorpse #CancelAUKUS

The cost of a fully-fitted out water bomber fleet suited to Australia’s needs is around $25m. We could fund that for 30 years with just one AUKUS sub down payment. Would come in handy on days like these.

The US government murdered a frightened mother and then accused her of being a domestic terrorist. TWO POINTS: 1) If you believe the government, you need your head examined. 2) You live in a fascist shithole.

Thanks Uzzy. Have a great life. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

I think the big takeaway from the DRS and ball tracking in this series is that the technology isn't worth a pinch of shit. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Well that wasn't shit umpiring, was it? #ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Innit amazing how, regardless of the pitch, when a team plays every delivery on its merits, and doesn't go the #AI #Twenty20 slogfest. Two centurians and an incomplete 500 innings. No #BazzBullShit for me thanks. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Ben Stokes' Sleeves. Does he have a heart on one? He really wears his heart there. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket #Tattoos

You bastard Neser. You missed the chance of the Richie. All those disappointed fans. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Men will commit atrocities as long as they believe absurdities. - Martin Gardner, paraphrasing Voltaire

Maybe Marnus should get the $4 million IPL contract, not Cameron Green. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Still wondering why Cameron Green is even in the side. Is it something to do with his risible IPL contract? #Ashes #AshesText #Cricket

#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal #TrumptheSexPredator #TrumptheDictator #TrumpTheTyrant #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace #TrumpisaFascist

Yet another pointless shot chasing a ball short and well outside off. Must have been the pitch. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛-𝐻𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑, 1995

Another 2 people executed without a trial

The imbecile didn't register the website names. A South Park writer did. www.trumpkennedycenter.org

Brilliant!

Congratulations to the England cricket team. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket. 🧵 Imagine a 3000M steeplechase. The cocky runner that was trash talking before the race trips on every barrier, and falls face first into every water pit for the first 6 laps.

Correct decision, but the DRS clipping was BS. That was middle and leg. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

It looks like Brook has an early flight booked to Noosa. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

When do the #AshesTest matches start? These back to back one day games are getting tedious. #Ashes #Cricket

Fingers beside the ball are not under the ball. Anything to make the game closer. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

So it seems that Scott Boland WAS a better choice to open the batting. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Whiney batsmen on the channel 7 broadcast complaining about how the pitch was too hard to bat on. Diddums. Learn to bat on something that's not concrete. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket And a night watchman. Gutless of the team.

For the channel 7 commentary team on the constant whinge about the MCG weather, 16c and 19 km/h wind gusts, Sydney ain't that much better. 17C and 22 km/h winds with slight drizzle in the area. So, a bit more cloud cover. Grow up. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket.

There's been nothing wrong with any of the #Ashes pitches. The MCG is a bit too green, but not unplayable. What the problem has been, is all round rubbish batting. That's both teams, Australia has just had a few better batting displays. ##AshesTest #Cricket.

Can someone assure me that its not 3:55am, and that I'm not dreaming this? #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Why TAF would you look for an edge when the replay clearly showed the ball hit the ground, and even the keeper thought it wasn't a catch. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket. At that point, an edge is moot.

@davidkitchen.bsky.social @TheDWShow.net Without any specific references, RTD is a bit like the England cricket team. Four reasonably good innings, but he can rush it, drop the ball in the fifth, and blow the whole match. I've got the number of innings correct, haven't I?

Do you reckon Trav is struggling to keep to saying just "bloody" in this interview. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

So now that England have lost the #Ashes 3-0, it's time to try something different. I suggest Tiddly-winks. They have plenty of world class Winkers. Just one more Tiddler, and they'd be unstoppable. #AshesTest #Cricket

Do you reckon Channel 7 could find some camera operators who know what a cricket ball looks like? #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket