DK Challenge: Clean Donkey Kong’s Crusty, Oversized Striped Socks That He Hasn’t Washed in 33 Years [IMPOSSIBLE]

Nintendo heard your cries about there only being two Donkey Kong announcements during today's Direct, and said, "Hush, baby. Sleep it off. Then wake up with the all-new Donkey Kong Bananza theme for your Nintendo Sound Clock: Alarmo! That way you can be fresh for the next DK reveal in the morning."

The chosen Kremling Elder has recently reclaimed his destiny and begun his training to channel the song of his people. #DonkeyKong #AltersArtTag

Nintendo Alarmo update released adding Donkey Kong Bananza content www.nintendo.com/jp/hardware/...

OMG OMG OMG!!!! @dkvine.com this JUST in!!! Nintendo added bananza alarms to nintendo alarmo!!!

A Reddit user has uncovered upcoming toy releases in Jakks Pacific's Donkey Kong line, which will include two 2.5-inch sets and a brand new 4-inch action figure!

"I'll be your bestest friend..." Happy DK64 Day! 💛❤️💜💙💚 #DonkeyKong #AltersArtTag

Going into the forest before dawn to look for bears. Seems wise. Or Kirkhope, rather.

donkey kong 64 is better than all forms of sexual intercourse send tweet

Mom, my Nintendo just said a SWEAR! #DonkeyKong64

In 1999, we launched DK Vine to cover the impending release of Donkey Kong 64. Almost 27 years later, I'm writing about it coming to Switch and Switch 2 11 months after the second 3D Donkey Kong platformer. When time shoots ya, it's gonna hurt. DK64 is now available via Nintendo Switch Online!

have been waiting years for this shit. Dont call me, dont text me, dont say my name. Dont acknowledge my existence or disturb me for the next 24 hours. You know where I will be. I wont shut the fuck up about this, ever.

Play as Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Tiny Kong, Lanky Kong, and Chunky Kong as they fight to keep DK Island safe from K. Rool and his Kremling crew in Donkey Kong 64, available now on the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!

Oopsie-Laylees! The name and art assets for Playtonic's new game have leaked. Don't click unless you want an out-of-context reveal! Also, stay off the Internet, don't talk to any of your friends, and go completely off the grid until we tell you it's safe.

i hope its a new banjo kazooie game

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

BREAKING: Treasure-Trove-Cove native “Snacker The Shark” found dead in east-miami Lesbian on the Street, Kazooie, has this to say about his death: “Fucking cunt nobody liked that bitch i hope he rots in hell”

Donkey Kong 64 Walmart promotional poster (1999) #retro #art #gaming #DonkeyKong

I heard a graphic like this being mentioned while this was recording and i had to get to work (does this count as leaking?? I dont know!!)

DK64 COMING TO NSO TODAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY

The game that was first bundled with the Expansion Pak is finally coming to the service named in its honor. Yes, B. Locker is done keeping Donkey Kong 64 off Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, as it crosses through that portal next week!

Ah, yes. The Golden Banana. The freshest Donkey Kong 64 character. (Two decades-old Donkey Kong Jungle Beat humor, because I refuse to write new material.)

The Donkey Kong Country 3 Encyclopedia has been scanned & archived! archive.org/details/donk...

There’s plenty more where that came from! #LEGODonkeyKong #LEGO

Nintendo Today! is teasing a new LEGO Donkey Kong set, seemingly based on the 1981 arcade game.

we like when the n64 logo is like a little creature

People always complaining about unnecessary sex scenes but imagine Warioware without them

there has never been a proper donkey kong game tierlist on tiermaker and it pisses me off so i made one like that one neat looking mario one everyone uses on mariotwt tiermaker.com/create/donkey-…

IT BE MY BIRTHDAY

Hoping @chocmilkdrinker.bsky.social has a sweet 16!

would like to thank my friend ben for telling me to make this last night in vc #DonkeyKong

Take a "Freeze Break" and collect statues from Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze in the #DonkeyKongBananza Emerald Rush event, exclusive to the DK Island & Emerald Rush DLC. This event will run from today until Jan 26 at 11:59pm PT. Learn more: ninten.do/6018t7OgA

DIXIE KONG IN COUNTRY REUTRNS BWGAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT

whatever man

WHAT?

Donkey Kong Bananza! #art #fanart #DonkeyKong #Bananza Running monthly polls on Patreon for characters to draw, and DK won the December poll! patreon.com/SmashToons

It took me ~190+ hours of gameplay and around 6 months but, I have finally done it. I have 100%’d Donkey Kong Bananza. I am still under the very strong opinion that it IS the greatest game of all time

Listen man I've been spending the last few days of 2025 on a project I can't show off at the moment so take this for the time being, happy 2026 by the way. #AngryBirds

Extremely rare render of Kiddy Kong being created from a wireframe, seen in a 1996 Nintendo Spain product catalog.

Diddy Kong is playable in Mario Tennis Fever! Check out the new video, screenshots, and artwork of him and Donkey Kong in action. Plus, watch out, YouTube grifters! DK is encroaching on your territory by licensing his appearance for a new protein bar.

youtu.be/mJwaJRMsuN4 Here you go! First major song of 2026 lol

word vomit about kremling core and krematoa #donkeykong