Despite what the captions say this Columbo character says “quid quo pro” and I thought I was having a stroke. I sat there stun locked unable to remember the actual word order -A🦉

(Sound on) I need someone to do this to me -A🦉

First day of class was good and I’m so excited to start intro to Arabic tomorrow c: Plus the seminar class I’m taking this semester which also starts tomorrow has 17 students signed up for it. That’s wild considering one I took last semester only had 3! -V🔮

Today’s Christmas fit on left, what we are gonna wear for NYE on right -K⚡️

ffxiv community waking up on christmas morning after the maintenance

I understand why people from warm climates say “I wish I lived where it’s cold. You can just put on more layers” but it’s all fun and games until you into some overly heated store still wearing your six layer suit of power armor sweating your balls off with fogged up glasses -K⚡️

It's the start of a new season. Welcome to the world of Domeskai! Come meet the new tamers who are starting their journey with their new partners. We're playing Domeskai Tamers by our cast member, Greg. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/41sD...

The three chosen Domeskai are Dimivern, Nordalla, and Zomfly.

its that time of year again

1000xResist is 1000 times better than many other vns/adventure games because unlike a lot of those it has a font size option -A🦉

I look like this irl -V🔮

I am nearing the end of the final, twelfth season of Murder, She Wrote and it’s wild how a show can go on for twelve seasons and not grow or change a modicum -V🔮

During my late birthday dinner last night some Carolers came to the restaurant and the owners were really happy about it and made them tea it was soo cute -A🦉

Tomorrow is my birthday, in case you were waiting for an excuse to buy me an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus -M🎺

I hate tech corpo speak so much especially when we have clear words for those concepts outside of the office cult It’s not a “learning” shut up that’s called a “lesson” -V🔮

I hate my eczema. I’m way too pretty to be this uncomfortable -A🦉

This is exactly what I do upon finishing a podcast

I still don’t get why we can’t just call these “tweets.” It’s not like the other app is using it -S✨

I pray this post doesn’t break containment but I don’t get why the so called male loneliness epidemic is made to be everyone’s problem Can’t they just talk to each other like women do? A “female loneliness epidemic” is difficult to imagine because we actually have solidarity with one another -A🦉

Some day we will publish an analysis of the theology of Sufjan Stevens albums and when we do that will be the moment our life jumped the shark. Like yeah ok. Of course you did. -A🦉

I enjoyed the first half of Detective Instinct but once the mystery solution starts coming together I started to find it pretty perfunctory. Like yup. About what I expected the answer would be. And maybe I’m asking the game to be something it’s not but the end of chapter quizzes are a boring -

My GOAT Harry Enten…I love his manner of speaking. Been a big fan since hearing him on the 538 pod back in the run up to 2016 election. He sounds like an old man and a child at the same time and I wouldn’t have it any other way -A🦉

idk who needs to hear this but "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" by Chicago is a precursor to the genre we might call "Katamari Damaci OST music" -N❄️

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Hey, if you're in the Venn Diagram of Pokemon-fan and crossword-head, check out my latest creation, I'm quite proud of it! crosshare.org/crosswords/6...

Got 100% on a quiz that covered material from a lecture I was absent for I’m ascending -A🦉

My last word on the matter

They’re doing this to you in the qrts

“Moreover” is such a funny word to me just an academic way to say “and another thing!” -A🦉

Me 95% of the time: I’m so glad I’m no longer doing nude modeling work. It was bad for my mental health Me on the peak day of my hrt period: If I don’t post my tits I’ll explode into a million pieces -A🦉

Bro this is an action movie do NOT get on that gondola -K⚡️

Alec Technology Connections will be like “it’s no effort November” and proceed with a video that radically changes your day to day life -N❄️

I’m a good ways into the Brosnan era in this full series James Bond watch through when @mausholder.bsky.social (who hasn’t seen these movies) hits me with “they should make James Bond a eunuch in one of these movies WELL -K⚡️

Getting to re-enact the Bob Bailey era Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar intro for a pod was like Christmas and my birthday all in one -A🦉

An interesting quirk to me about American right wing vernacular is how you’ll see people refer to the “Democrat Party” rather than “Democratic Party” presumably because people like when things are democratic but don’t like “Democrats” -A🦉

-M🎺

Bumper sticker on my Jokermobile: Don’t hassle me, I bought this BEFORE he went crazy 🙄 -N❄️

It’s oldies lyrics in the bio time -N❄️

The genre of post on here that’s like “if you’re still using Twitter you should be taken out back and shot” is so funny to me bc it’s like bro we’re already here -N❄️

he's almost gone

Saw a post claiming that The House in Fata Morgana was better than Umineko and got so mad I had to do breathing exercises to calm down Fata Morgana is so boringly self serious and as a period(s) piece does so little with historical detail that it offends my sensibilities -V🔮

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)