i’m so glad we have fucking geniuses like @mcmegan.bsky.social and ross douthat to explain to us why pedophilic sex trafficking isn’t a big deal. things were different back then, it was 2019!

your quantum realities enlighten entangled truth across the self space of deep epigenetic knowledge expressing experiential truths throughout the human universal mindspace - deepak chopra hitting on a literal child on epstein island

guy with a million carrots: hell yeah my life rules this is what i do it for haha awesome guy with nothing but sticks: fuck dude my life sucks what the hell

if you’ve ever been mad about the half time show or the oscars or the rock and roll hall of fame you need to be chemically castrated

yay! local shows have officially hit the $30+ mark! yipeeeeeee!!

ok but 2 dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy is literally friendship and community

can’t wait for this friday to find out who’s been “a really big fan of the book” for “a long time” without ever mentioning it 🥰

they have the vibe of a teacher who fell in love with his underage student but then they actually got married after the teacher was let out of prison

i’m still so sad about nicki minaj, she’s been relevant in the past 10 years for sure. which is obviously true idk why i even said that

jd vance still has all his baby teeth

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we should send all the ice agents to space. because there’s no oxygen up there lol

you know you’re about to get fucked if a democrat politician is saying “we need to be strategic right now”

as a libertarian i believe this country has two major issues: 1. too much access to public utilities 2. age of consent laws

next that evil pig fuck tim cook is gonna demand 30% of gofundme donations for cancer treatment

what’s the difference between a child and an ice agent? well one has the rudimentary mind of a child that’s still too underdeveloped to experience a full range of normal human emotion and the other is a child.

whoa i just realized ICE AGENT is an anagram for DIVORCED BITCH NAZI that’s nuts

it’s wild how ice is turning wine mom libs into tankies i really hope we get a violent uprising led by the debras soon

you know, the titanic. the boat famous for turning

proud to announce i’m gonna be in the new mr beast video they’re gonna rip all my teeth out and butt fuck me fir $1000 make sure to check it out

something really bizarre is happening on youtube. a friend of mine got these three ads clearly depicting a woman sucking a dick, but when you ask any ai to analyze the image, it will insist they are generic nature shots and not explicit. also none of those companies are real

Thousands of people digging out their old stormfront passwords and child porn DVDs

so you’re telling me nick fuentes the nazi and massive closet case is also a pedophile?? must be the first time a far right guy was like that

no way i would ever look into a camera and admit i was covered in piss no matter how covered in piss i was

just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo

oh my god

you just know if cnn was around during ww2 they’d be like german chancellor makes impassioned speech to uproarious applause from crowded stadium of supporters— but some ask if his message has gone too far

61% of conservatives must get real nervous driving up to the cross walk something justifiable to them might go down

Dilbert creator Scott Adams 'Completely Dead' at press time. Sources close to the cartoonist confirm he 'shit so hard he launched himself into the wall and died instantly'

this just in: an eye liner wearing pedophile prefers the ai that produces child porn free of charge

if someone ran for president on the platform that they would spend four years personally torturing jonathan ross i’d vote for them no questions asked

i’d get fucked on drugs too if i birthed that fuckin worm jd vance

0% chance these creatures are sentient

very sad to learn that donald trumps bloated corpse just washed up on the shores of mar a lago but glad to know it isnt foul play i guess he had 12 pounds of shrimp in his stomach and he fell off a dock trying to reach down to a young child he was trying to rape rip mx prez

just optioned my life story about how i got injected with a serum that makes you attracted to abusers and men when i was 9 years old to warner brothers :)

awwww did you have fun today with your friends gpa? i said YOU HAD FUN? aww that’s nice. i said THATS NICE.

having lived through the past 10 years i can say with confidence that 2026 is going to be different

first charlie kirk and now faze clan? the weirdest 14 year olds you’ve ever met are having the worst year ever

we’re like 9 months away from this being a real agency

i can’t believe the pedophile president and his administration of submental grifter podcasters aren’t following the rules

I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this

i will NOT be spoken to by a recent he/they bio updater in that tone of voice

billionaires whenever jeffrey epstein shows up

a zucchini that looks like a penis #foodupapenis

the ethan klein decline from not funny internet guy to busted ozempic demon rages on

some are calling it “creepy”, while others have suffered a severe brain injury and aren’t able to distinguish between such things any longer

alex jones for the last 30 years: the government is run by a cabal of pedophile elites alex jones now that his friend has been unequivocally outed as a pedophile elite: i think we need to bring more nuance into our political discourse

damn this guy looks really tough