These new rules are getting out of hand..

From today you are a chubby Vaporeon 💦

I have done some work in this area

pov, you're not the babysitter anymore ft. @candlekit.bsky.social

a helpful demonstration for anyone curious 🩳🫧💨

Leotard Sit~ Daily 1220!

Violet demonstrates the innate problem with a chocolate filter system. from: @lifelinelemons.bsky.social !! please please go show her lots of love and appreciation

When you marry someone with an inflation kink

Had a silly dream about wearing puffy bloomers, like Kiki or Ponyo, to my old middle school. They just kept getting puffier and puffier. Impossible to hide. Distressingly poofy. Embarrassingly floofy. =////=

I saw this comic on 4chan fifteen years ago and it did irreparable damage to my psyche.

tune in next week for when, to prevent the win con, she must make the leapster game protag incontinent

(chubbyemu voice) this frantic goat did a little dance. here's what happened to their pants next

tiny maid that zips up your files for you

jet picked the wrong day to be my OC :D #ceesart

this gamer cat has spontaneously manifested into my feed seemingly without apparent origin

I missed a spot on that last one, which prompted me to add a little more color.

bab-killing sweater

Juri golden week 👙

Am I harboring a middle-school-themed (not-so-)secret crush on your original character? It's much more likely than you think.

メイドの日大遅刻

This fucking video of Nanao has exploded on Tumblr, giving me 10k+ notes and steadily counting.

footage of my ps2 running old ass deltarune

beautiful to see this meme in real life

I've heard of parachute pants, but this is ridiculous ! 😱 #monobuttmay #inflation #monobutt

Been wanting to for ages, but I finally drew fanart of Emse from @thepaddedroom.bsky.social's comic "Stripes and Straps". If you haven't already, go follow and support them either on their pixiv or their Substar (links in replies) This was posted a month ago on my Substar/pixiv! Link in profile!

cat slime affirmation

Pivotal "I feel funny moment"

Absolutely cackling at the Subnautica 2 dev vlog in which we're told this early access is more feature-complete than previous early access launches Which on the surface is very hype but if you've been following the Krafton situation, it's actually the sickest burn imaginable, incredible delivery

She is banned from most delivery apps for asking for their cutest drivers.

Yeah this new voice module will make it easier for you to speak up. Some might say it's even too easy. Sometimes you'll just start babbling out whatever words I happen to be typing into this command console, don't worry about that, it's perfectly normal to embarrass yourself this way

LRP this is how I discover Nethack updated to 5.0.0

it's so fucked up that 'roguelike' now means you get three random upgrades at the end of a level instead of "occasionally the game will generate a gnome with a wand of death and obliterate you (in the event that you havent already died accidentally falling down a set of stairs while overencumbered)"

I guess I never posted this but it IS may

big wolfdog paws… 🐾

I have become increasingly kittymode minded the last month, so I guess this was an expected side effect.......

robot repairs

Kikuri

#diaper It's a living...

living doll that can speak when you pull the string but it just calls you obscenities

forgive my crassness, but: diarrhea

yall ever play soma don't worry the lab girls assure me this is very safe and a very good idea :)

I have questions about this. Why offer a translation if the post is the same language? Is translation to the same language available on *other* devices? What would same-language translation even look like?

Was thinking of saving sharing this until it’s fully done but it won’t be done for awhile Still figuring out the colors

It's been a week and Copilot is still reinstalling itself on Win10 even after I manually uninstall it. I truly wish ill upon whoever is responsible for this.