I love how all of this is swanboy's fault

Im to be hanged at dawn for failing to protect the dauphin

I cant believe no one's told her her husband is currently in a shoot out with the Hooters wait staff

Tubi only has the english dub of hard boiled

Laura Loomer is butt ugly and I bet we could bully her into suicide

Ya'll mind if a white boy quotes some Family Guy?

They should invent a cocaine that straight guys can do

Critical support for comrade brown recluse

rip Ted Turner lmao

They're forcing me through a mesh sieve tomorrow at work, gonna be a big day

But for real, does anyone remember when Aaron Rodericks liked barely legal for from his official account?

First Charlie Kirk and now Rudy too. Netanyahu just killing em all

Mamdani gonna be too busy hugging cops to do something about this

Panda Girl in the first panel 😈

/to the tune of Steely Dan's Everything Must Go Every cow must go

Pencil necked twerp wants to make our future generations dumber

Only time I ever want to hear about this guy is when they announce his cause of death

i saw a tiktok about how driving into pedestrians in childhood is a sign of self-hatred and i can't stop thinking about it

Stay in line to vote

Didn't realize Noel is bald

This bitch sucks!

Wow another shooter inspired by right wing rhetoric

Frisco/Plano/Allen is a waste land bereft of public transport, things to do and nightlife which is why instead of workers' communes we should make them re-education camps

8.10/hour as a life guard in 2008. Worked 10 hours a day and have had to go to the dermatologist a lot since then lol

They said the same shit when Kirk got his neck shot out from under him

Probably the David Brooks self-help Book my dad got me for Christmas last year

Weird how when a Talk Tuah bluesky elder Ego-Imperialist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with lizardmen and Swifties in the notifications.

Absolute ass-beating ratio here lol

Worthless bootlickers lmao

Finishing a bottle of prescription shampoo: that's it, no more Mr. Lice Guy

What if he was Joey Breast-nut and instead of eating 70 hot dogs he sucked 70 pairs of tits

Wait Noel is part snake?

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around to reveal tears welling in his eyes, feelings clearly hurt by what was only intended to be a lighthearted jab] oh fuck

Very good Mr. Secretary now get rid of the woke and gay Meningitis vaccine too

I'm in my kitchen doing large- style burps rn just sipping straight cola letting it rip

Taking a big fat shit and hitting the bong while letting my nuts hang in my #sheshed

Courtney Love didn't kill Kurt Cobain but Dave Grohl did

Happy 420

13 Assassins

You expect Yugoslavians to care about vexatious litigation?

Sounds like you just carelessly threw some shit into a prompt and called it a day man. You didn't do anything, you didn't review anything, you robbed yourself of the opportunity to actually learn something. You're squandering the gift of life bro

just got a letter from the IRS stating I owe more in taxes due to boyfriend dick

I like how it even does a little death spasm after its head explodes

just got diagnosed with boyfriend dick

"we saw you from across the ensemble and we really like your vibe"

Pink Flamingos when I was about 11 or 12

As a Latin American, seeing Jordan Peterson aggressively pushing for circlejerking scares me.