YEAAAAA we finally reached S+ rank 😤 lfggggg #umamusume

Rest in peace my granny (my therapist) She got hit by a bazooka (I stopped going to therapy) Yeah I think about it everytime I hit the hookah (she seemed cool, would share a bowl with her if it was legal)

Ughhhhhh I want to take a nap and then paint and play videogames

Me, with my steam deck, watching my husband play Pokopia with his switch 2

My misery continues. I got sick with a cough. Slept almost all afternoon after work, breaking for dinner. Been up since midnight. Now I cannot sleep because I keep fucking coughing. It’s almost 4AM! I get up for work in 2 hours!!!

Offered to drive a friend to the airport in the morning but forgot it was daylight savings. So I went to bed at 9pm. Woke up at 3:30am (basically 2:30) drove at 4:15. Took a nap from 4p-8p. Was going to bed at midnight. Work issue came up. Fixed it. It’s 1AM. My sleep schedule is so fucked 😵‍💫

I'm giving up using turn signals for lent

Who want me but in a platonic way

When you give your cat the ability to speak but you take it away because he’s annoying (spamming buttons at 4 AM)

I wonder how much money was swiped from people last night with sports betting

Hey so if I could stop waking up at 4:40 that would be great

Well I haven’t tweeted about you sir, this is bluesky

Bullying my coworker who accidentally outed me into bringing me food to make up for it

Thinking about this sweater I left behind in the thrift store….

How I feel going to the store to restock my husband and my snacks as two sweet tooths

Trying to develop a Metamucil habit is so hard when you’re not a chugger 🫩

Feeling like I’m cosplaying myself but ten years younger because I need to wear clothes I don’t care about for my job right now and coincidentally it’s what I wore back in college lol

Loneliness epidemic?? Couldn’t be me!!!! #ilovemyfriends

4 ciders deep and I love my friends

Last call #pixelart

One of the best to ever do it

Husband got me @waneella.bsky.social ‘s Decade book for Christmas and it’s so gorgeous I can’t stop flipping through it 💕

I cannot wait to go home and open the plethora of packages waiting for meeeee

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Annoys me when men are surprised women use more toilet paper than them. Literally just think for two seconds

New profile pic! 🌅 #pixelart #pixelartist

Kids, if you’re ever worried about peer pressure, just remember this: my coworker didn’t want to come to the holiday party and I guilt tripped him into coming. Then he won the grand prize. So the moral of the story is: always listen to peer pressure when a prize is involved

i h8 depression all my hoes h8 depression

Autumnal Mountainside #pixelart #pixelartist #aseprite

if I had a nickel for every time Amazon laid my partner off right before a big positive life event, I'd have two nickels—which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

I wonder what happened to that guy that interviewed me in college and said he felt a stroke coming on and casually mentioned having a minor one the day before

My therapist: So yeah, let’s work on your sleep schedule! Me: sounds like a plan! My body: yeah I’m absolutely not doing that

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Showed my coworker a pic of me as a teenager and he asked “I thought you said you had acne when younger? It looks fine here” Sir that photo is filtered to oblivion do you think I actually posted any photos where I thought I looked bad

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Michael: you’re already on THIN ICE eating raw turkey you CANNOT be leaving it out!

#pixelart - been working on this one for a hot minute, glad to finally finish it (I was a fool who doubled my normal canvas size) 🏔️🏞️

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

I have husband?

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Hate when you forget to close the bathroom door completely and a man barges in on you (The man is my cat)

are there any fiber bars that won’t bring about the second coming of Chernobyl

When ur excited for a new sketchbook and then u get it and u don’t like the paper

Moonlight #pixelart

i love my farmer gf. she's a crop top

My fiancé is an extreme night owl and I’m an extreme morning person. So it’s 11am on Saturday and I’ve: - started a new video game - worked on some pixel art - watched anime - cleaned litterbox - lite workout - grabbed drinks for us And he has yet to wake up lol

The new beach house cookie + the art studio cookie from March work so well together #acpc #acpcc

i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.