Annoys me when men are surprised women use more toilet paper than them. Literally just think for two seconds

New profile pic! 🌅 #pixelart #pixelartist

Kids, if you’re ever worried about peer pressure, just remember this: my coworker didn’t want to come to the holiday party and I guilt tripped him into coming. Then he won the grand prize. So the moral of the story is: always listen to peer pressure when a prize is involved

i h8 depression all my hoes h8 depression

Autumnal Mountainside #pixelart #pixelartist #aseprite

if I had a nickel for every time Amazon laid my partner off right before a big positive life event, I'd have two nickels—which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

I wonder what happened to that guy that interviewed me in college and said he felt a stroke coming on and casually mentioned having a minor one the day before

My therapist: So yeah, let’s work on your sleep schedule! Me: sounds like a plan! My body: yeah I’m absolutely not doing that

I fucking knew it.

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Showed my coworker a pic of me as a teenager and he asked “I thought you said you had acne when younger? It looks fine here” Sir that photo is filtered to oblivion do you think I actually posted any photos where I thought I looked bad

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Michael: you’re already on THIN ICE eating raw turkey you CANNOT be leaving it out!

#pixelart - been working on this one for a hot minute, glad to finally finish it (I was a fool who doubled my normal canvas size) 🏔️🏞️

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

I have husband?

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Hate when you forget to close the bathroom door completely and a man barges in on you (The man is my cat)

are there any fiber bars that won’t bring about the second coming of Chernobyl

When ur excited for a new sketchbook and then u get it and u don’t like the paper

Moonlight #pixelart

i love my farmer gf. she's a crop top

My fiancé is an extreme night owl and I’m an extreme morning person. So it’s 11am on Saturday and I’ve: - started a new video game - worked on some pixel art - watched anime - cleaned litterbox - lite workout - grabbed drinks for us And he has yet to wake up lol

The new beach house cookie + the art studio cookie from March work so well together #acpc #acpcc

i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.

Bruh in a month from now I’m gonna be a whole wife

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your uterus does not sit at the front of your stomach, the “pooch” is not the uterus or fat to protect the uterus. It just exists (or doesn’t!) and that’s fine because bodies are different

Currently watching the neighborhood kids pelt each other with pinecones on the street. Ah, youth

sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything

GOD depression sucks so bad. Everything is totally going well right now but I feel empty as shit and I just have to sit with it until it fills back up again

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

Therapy is hard bc what do you mean I have to talk about my feelings. That’s one of my issues

I think why wedding planning is taking so much out of me is because it really requires you to be assertive and super active in decisions, which as a passive and conflict avoidant person, sucks!

Dying at the inventiveness of r/redditlaqueristas this week, where everyone is creating spinning magnetic contraptions #womeninSTEM

Cider and mochi waffles with whipped cream and m&ms and Nutella for lunch cause fuck u it’s my day off I do what I want!!!!!

I’m all over these July #acpc #acpcc items. My leaf tokens are being DRAINED

A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper

Who the hell thought ceramic kitchen sinks were a good idea I just want a word

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

It isn’t lost on me that the suspect in the assassination of one of the most prominent women in Minnesota politics had a target list with abortion providers and advocates. Misogyny is deadly. My heart is with the victims, their families, and everyone affected.

Just watched LAPD launch tear gas at peaceful protesters live

I love you Seattle. #abolishice #nokings

Split my lip because I’m fuckin clumsy 😭

I could never fall for the anti birth control propaganda because it’s the one thing that keeps my acne at bay. You’ll have to rip my bc from my clear skinned hands

Bruh. The fact that I can drop my car off for an oil change and walk home. Love my neighborhood.

gsnwjdowjslqlskfhwkdbssksksh im so stressed out why did the long weekend not help 😭

As well he should

It’s a beautiful WARM Seattle day finally and I’ve got so much decision paralysis bc I have so many cute outfit options. Which one!!!!!!